*** That's What She Said! ***

TJ1979

Can we play another round of funny things you never thought you would say?  It always cracks me up and makes me smile to picture the antics all of our LOs get into. 

TJ1979

Last night I told E "baby Jesus is not a toy."

mnj05

I told H Monday night "queso is not lotion."

Eve_Angelique

There's a lot of "Don't touch the dog's butt" ick.

ccam

"Please don't honk those!"

I was playing on the floor with DS and he randomly came over and "honked" my boobs.  I was like "ummmm... that's a new one" and couldn't help but laugh. 

TJ1979

@ccam and @EmAzeem‌ you two had me laughing out loud!

Ruthie04

Love these!! This sounds awful, but I had to keep telling DS2, "GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS!!" Yesterday, I was on the floor changing DS1 and DS2 came up behind me, reached into the back of my jeans, and yanked my underwear up. Yup, my two year old gave me a wedgie. Then, because I shrieked, he thought it was hilarious and wouldn't stop. DS1 wanted to see what the action was about and tried to wiggle out of my grasp (sans pants). So, I'm trying to keep one kid's hands out of my pants while trying to wrestle another child into his. I'm still traumatized.

TJ1979

Haha @ruthie04!  E is also obsessed with seeing (and touching/trying to tickle) my nakey hiney.  She thinks it's hilarious.

mdiblasi10

Ducky719 said:

ccam said:

"Please don't honk those!"

I was playing on the floor with DS and he randomly came over and "honked" my boobs.  I was like "ummmm... that's a new one" and couldn't help but laugh. 

Sophie has taken to trying to look down my shirt and my bra lately.  My response is always, "get outta there!" which makes her laugh.  I think she is interested bc my normally super small boobs are bigger.  She also loves how they have turned into wonderful pillows. 

Ohmygosh, same here!!! G points to baby sister in my belly and then my "boo boobs" LOL. He pulls down my shirt and points at them, laughing. I always tell him that they aren't funny, they are just body parts. I don't know what else to say, ha!

ccam

mdiblasi10 said:

Ducky719 said:

ccam said:

"Please don't honk those!"

I was playing on the floor with DS and he randomly came over and "honked" my boobs.  I was like "ummmm... that's a new one" and couldn't help but laugh. 

Sophie has taken to trying to look down my shirt and my bra lately.  My response is always, "get outta there!" which makes her laugh.  I think she is interested bc my normally super small boobs are bigger.  She also loves how they have turned into wonderful pillows. 

Ohmygosh, same here!!! G points to baby sister in my belly and then my "boo boobs" LOL. He pulls down my shirt and points at them, laughing. I always tell him that they aren't funny, they are just body parts. I don't know what else to say, ha!

I can't not laugh at him, either.  Maybe I'm just immature, but come on - he ran over to me, honked them and ran away laughing.  I asked DH if he saw that and DS ran back and did it again. 

trigirl79

@Ruthie04 - Alexa just tonight has started trying to pull my underwear and PJs pants down! 

Pretty much daily I have to tell her not to eat sticks, leaves, and playdough  

phishgirl29

Stop pinching your penis!!

Poor thing was so red and he couldn't stop crying or realize that he was the one causing the pain.

kmc84

'Those are nipples, no pinching'

Said almost every time I step out of the shower and DH isn't home, so A has to play in the bathroom. She points to everything she normally doesn't see.... I try and just name what ever the part is and not make a big deal out it, but she loves to pinch my nips! Owie!

'Stop pulling my pants down!'
Everytime I do anything at the kitchen sink, I get pantsed repeatedly and she likely to smack my butt cheeks....... Seriously, I have no idea where this came from!

Robeano

So I said this to Hannah yesterday "chopsticks are for food, not to put in your ear"

srveatch

"Squeeze it out!" That's what we say to A when she sits on the potty because she likes to leave a drop of pee here and there instead of letting it all go.