Our LOs are old enough for this now. right? Because Fffffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk if not.
Reasons my LO is crying:
-Because I didn't bring her into the shower with me -Because she was getting wet from trying to get into the shower with me -Because I put her in the playpen with her favourite toy -Because I wouldn't let her eat the wires for the TV
-I have no fucking clue. He wakes up at 4 am for the past few nights and screams bc he doesn't want to be awake, but he also wants to fight sleep simultaneously. For a straight hour.
Because she wants my phone. Because she wants to remote. Because she wants the computer cord. Because she wants the toybshe keeps dropping out if the high chair. Because she doesnt want to get dressed.
-because she can't have my phone -because she can't have the cat -because Dh is home and he didn't pick her up immediately -because she has to get dressed -because she can't have my phone charger cord
-because I took away the cat food
-because she threw all of her toys across the car and now she's bored
Because I changed her diaper Because she wants to crawl but can't Because she reached for something too far away while sitting and fell over Because she chewed one of her toys too hard and it hurt her mouth(?)/teeth(?)/something(?)
Because he has snot in his nose and can't breathe well.
Because I got within three feet of him while holding the snotsucker.
Because I won't let him eat the penny he found on the ground (yes, time to start cleaning better!)
Because I put him in the exersaucer.
Because I took him out of the exersaucer.
@lincbeesmom Not to freak you out, but when I was about LO's age I fell off the bed and broke my collarbone. If he doesn't calm down you might want to have him checked out. Hope he's ok though!
Re: Reasons my kid is crying...
-I have no fucking clue. He wakes up at 4 am for the past few nights and screams bc he doesn't want to be awake, but he also wants to fight sleep simultaneously. For a straight hour.
Because she wants to remote.
Because she wants the computer cord.
Because she wants the toybshe keeps dropping out if the high chair.
Because she doesnt want to get dressed.
-because she can't have my phone
-because she can't have the cat
-because Dh is home and he didn't pick her up immediately
-because she has to get dressed
-because she can't have my phone charger cord
-because I took away the cat food
-because she threw all of her toys across the car and now she's bored
That's a new one... Shit is getting old lol
Because I am not within touching range
Because I won't let him crawl through the pet door.
Because the cat won't let her pull his whiskers out.
Because I won't let her drink my coffee.
Because of changing a dirty diaper.
Because I put clothes on her after said diaper change.
Because SHE CAN.
There is so much crying going on this weekend
Born 2/4/14
Weighing 6 lbs 10 oz and 20 inches long
Because she wants to crawl but can't
Because she reached for something too far away while sitting and fell over
Because she chewed one of her toys too hard and it hurt her mouth(?)/teeth(?)/something(?)
- Because brother is crying/screaming
Because bath time is done.
Because her bottle is done.
Because we're changing her clothes.
Because she pulls up but doesn't know how to get down.
Because she wants puffs instead of pureed food.
Because I used a tissue to wipe her runny nose.
Because I used a warm cloth to wipe her snot-crusted nose.
Because I wouldn't let her have the cloth that I used to wipe her snot-crusted nose.
She cries because she is hungry
Because its bed time
because I put her down
because I got up off the floor
because I left the room
because she crawled under Dad's recliner and now cant sit up because of the foot section.
because he now hates diaper changes for some reason.
because I won't let him spill the powdered formula everywhere.
because he pooped his diaper right after I changed him and we couldn't figure out what was wrong (mommy's fault).
because he is trying to hard to crawl but can't yet.