March 2014 Moms

Reasons my kid is crying...

Our LOs are old enough for this now. right? Because Fffffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk if not.

Reasons my LO is crying:

-Because I didn't bring her into the shower with me
-Because she was getting wet from trying to get into the shower with me
-Because I put her in the playpen with her favourite toy
-Because I wouldn't let her eat the wires for the TV

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  • Reasons my kid crying

    -I have no fucking clue. He wakes up at 4 am for the past few nights and screams bc he doesn't want to be awake, but he also wants to fight sleep simultaneously. For a straight hour.
  • Because she wants my phone.
    Because she wants to remote.
    Because she wants the computer cord.
    Because she wants the toybshe keeps dropping out if the high chair.
    Because she doesnt want to get dressed.

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  • -Because she can't have my water bottle

    -because she can't have my phone
    -because she can't have the cat
    -because Dh is home and he didn't pick her up immediately
    -because she has to get dressed
    -because she can't have my phone charger cord

    -because I took away the cat food

    -because she threw all of her toys across the car and now she's bored
  • Because mommy was trying to give me clean diaper!
  • Because his brother cried and I picked him up.
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  • Because I put him in his high chair and now he no longer has free access to everything!

    Because I am not within touching range

    Because I won't let him crawl through the pet door.
               

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  • Because she wants mommy and daddy to hold her at the same time.

    Because the cat won't let her pull his whiskers out.

    Because I won't let her drink my coffee.
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  • Because of boogers. Holy screaming fit over snot.
    Because of changing a dirty diaper.
    Because I put clothes on her after said diaper change.

    Because SHE CAN.

    There is so much crying going on this weekend :(
    Kinley Diane
    Born 2/4/14
    Weighing 6 lbs 10 oz and 20 inches long

  • Because I won't let her stand on the back of the couch and mess with the blinds
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  • Because I changed her diaper
    Because she wants to crawl but can't
    Because she reached for something too far away while sitting and fell over
    Because she chewed one of her toys too hard and it hurt her mouth(?)/teeth(?)/something(?)

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  • - Because daddy picked him up (even though LO wanted to play with daddy)

    - Because brother is crying/screaming
  • Because he has snot in his nose and can't breathe well.
    Because I got within three feet of him while holding the snotsucker.
    Because I won't let him eat the penny he found on the ground (yes, time to start cleaning better!)
    Because I put him in the exersaucer.
    Because I took him out of the exersaucer.

    @lincbeesmom Not to freak you out, but when I was about LO's age I fell off the bed and broke my collarbone. If he doesn't calm down you might want to have him checked out. Hope he's ok though!
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  • Let's see....

    Can I count the 2 year old as well?

    Because he pooped himself.
    Because I had to clean the poop off of him.
    Because I had to put the clean diaper on him. 
    Because he dropped his fork at dinner.
    Because the fucking Thomas the Train Master Track engine wouldn't fit through the Wooden Railway GD Tunnel.... 
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  • laura8838 said:

    I have a more after today.

    Because I pulled him out from behind the toilet JUST before he reached the toilet brush

    Because he pulled the laundry basket over top of himself and couldn't get out

    Because he was trying to stand against the tv cabinet and his head kept smacking the shelf

    Because he ate all his Cheerios

    Because I took my shoe out of his mouth

    You are such a meanie!! ;)
  • Because bath time is done.

    Because her bottle is done.

    Because we're changing her clothes.

    Because she pulls up but doesn't know how to get down.

    Because she wants puffs instead of pureed food.

    Because I used a tissue to wipe her runny nose.

    Because I used a warm cloth to wipe her snot-crusted nose.

    Because I wouldn't let her have the cloth that I used to wipe her snot-crusted nose.


  • lol @younglove316

    Sounds like my kid. all. the. time.
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  • She cries because she is hungry

    Because its bed time

    because I put her down

    because I got up off the floor

    because I left the room

    because she crawled under Dad's recliner and now cant sit up because of the foot section.

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  • Because I had to drive the car and she couldn't see me.
  • Because she can't eat the dogs food
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  • because he now hates diaper changes for some reason.

    because I won't let him spill the powdered formula everywhere.

    because he pooped his diaper right after I changed him and we couldn't figure out what was wrong (mommy's fault).

    because he is trying to hard to crawl but can't yet.

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  • I won't let him unplug the power cord.

    I won't let him lick the toilet.

    B wants all the cords. ALL THE CORDS
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  • Thanks for the laugh ladies!  Levi is crying for all of the above...
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