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CNJ4EVA

I always gift a bottle of wine when having dinner at someone's home. A gift that should be theirs to open when they please, right? Well I'm always hoping and expecting that they'll open it during my visit and share. If they don't, I throw a major internal bitchfit.

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linegirl313 said:

This is actually really flameworthy.  If I don't get up at the crack of dawn to shower, my next best opportunity is when the LOs are napping.  Well, today, I slept in (until 6:15 anyway) and then wanted their entire nap time to be sit-my-ass-on-the-couch time for me. So I dragged the pack n play to the bathroom door and put them both in to play while I showered.  This wouldn't be a big deal except that, combined, they are well over the suggested weight limit.  MOTY here.

I do this frequently. I use to just lock C in the bathroom with me with some toys, but at our current house he can open EVERY door.

jesselayne8

@linegirl313‌ not flame worthy at all. I usually just skip the shower all together like @allydncr‌

Blueyed228

I just pretend the 30lb weight limit is per kid. I use that thing every night.

huzzahuzza

I have nothing to confess because I SHARED my king size candy bar with my son. So really it's like I didn't eat it at all!!!
(Nevermind the fact that DH keeps saying "he smells like chocolate" and I keep shrugging my shoulders)

PumpkinAndThePeanut

Here's my confession a day late - I keep pulling the girls' 6-12 months sized (from last winter) coats, snowsuits and fleece bunting out of the closet and stuffing them into it in the hopes I can get another year out of it. I keep thinking "yeah, it'll work!" Then I feel guilty when I see two inches of ankle and calf sticking out the bottom so I bought good used conditions ones on eBay. Except the coats, we're still squeezing into those.

jesselayne8

DS is wearing his 6 month coat from last year.

coffeeandbooks

DH has been a little jerky lately, and hasn't changed a diaper in forever. So sometimes for kicks, after I change LO and tie up his diaper in a baggie, I tell LO to bring "it" to dada to throw out. I get such a laugh at DH getting his bag of poo.