Are we drinking yet?

credcat7

I think I should open the wine and have a glass now. I am really loving this St Jean wine that goes on sale at Safeway often. BUT might be going out later so undecided if I should bother opening the wine if I am just going to have one glass. Sammie is passed out on the couch and tons of chores got done today.

slednecksmomma

Should probably be cleaning/doing laundry, instead I'm eating the baby's Cheerios and watching bad movies. Wine as soon as I go pick up dinner.

tattooedtragedy

This has been a long ass day. Can't wait for bedtime

jesuisfatiguee

I will be as soon as I get DS down. I have copious amounts of beer. 

No British dude tonight… But he did tell me that he had a "brilliant time" with me and that it was "a pleasure to have made [my] acquaintance." That's so very British of him. 

EVA116

Drinking wine while the kids watch umi zoomie. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow morning. I hate the dentist.

klondikebar

Today was the last day Cedar Point was open so I did a little Christmas shopping. I actually had the 2nd closest handicap spot and only ventured into the shops near the entrance, but I'm still shot. I got a good deal on a few items, but I stuffed the savings into my face. Oh well.

MrsT0514

My kid has figured out that hes tall enough now to push the ice button on the fridge to make the crushed ice come out. So I gave him a bowl of crushed ice to play with/eat and he's totally engrossed in it right now. Who needs toys? That's a win!

littlestjerry

DS was awful this whole weekend. He's been so mean to us. I wish I knew why he hated me so much? Just kidding, kind of. I'm eating ice cream ASAP.

credcat7

We just loaded the cupboards with moms old fiesta ware and are donating all of our mismatched (from 4 + roomates) plates and bowls. The fiesta ware is old and new mixed and totally incomplete BUT its nice to see in the cupboards. The raiders are (unsurprisingly) sucking at football but he still gets grumpy about it. Berkley is looking better and better

credcat7

thinking about the stuff I didn't get done today, and then I remember there is not a crumb of anything under my couch so its all good. ( We found so much stuff under there is was stupid)

jesuisfatiguee

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

Ohhh I just remembered I bought the TJ's version of Funyuns today. Time to go liberate those from their bag and straight into mah belleh.

I can't stop eating the Inner Peas.

jesuisfatiguee

CSG was telling me today about how bummed he is about our mini-psuedo-breakup, and asked that I not tell him when I hook up with someone next, at least for a few weeks. 

First, weird that he thought I'd tell him, and second… I kinda really feel like a dick about Halloween night now.

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klondikebar

I knew I shouldn't have opened my email. Who schedules a fundraising event for Black Friday evening? It's mandatory that I volunteer. Ok, sure. GL with that. Who's even going to attend? Many people are stuffed, shopping, tired, drunk, having family time or socializing. Am I nuts here?

msdrdg

Looooong day!  2 days of rain and snow and nasty and not being able to go outside has turned DS into a beast.  He is arguing and crying about EVERYTHING!

15 more minutes to bedtime then I am breaking out the booze.

jesuisfatiguee

@Avswolf‌ he just realized after hanging out with DS and me, he really doesn't want kids. At all. So... I ain't mad at him.

klondikebar

pobrecita said:

How can volunteering be mandatory.

Welcome to my world of high school sports (in my town, anyways). "We expect that every family will sign up to volunteer to work at the event." Lovely.

klondikebar

ooh I want to go to the dentist now. My appointment is a month away, but I'd love a good cleaning right now. Nothing beats that fresh from the dentist mouth.

MrsT0514

I've pretty much parented from the couch all afternoon and DH has taken on the brunt of childcare. Its been nice, but I feel like a lazy slob. Buuuuttttt...at 8 months pregnant, I dont feel THAT guilty. Sorrynotsorry, DH.

MrsT0514

CTGirl30 said:

This is cracking me up:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001FYZZI2/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1414973636&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40#productDescription_secondary_view_pageState_1414976881072

Want.

fancynewbeesly

We had a busy day. So now it is time to relax with wine. We had friends for dinner and they just left. Time to drink the wine

jesuisfatiguee

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justAphase said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

@Avswolf‌ he just realized after hanging out with DS and me, he really doesn't want kids. At all. So... I ain't mad at him.

Way harsh, Tai.

Honesty is good, but ouch. 

Yeah, well, he kinda already knew. He's "fixed."

He did tell me I was wife material. So that was nice and weird.

4PrivetDrive

I'm pretty sure the baby is teething, so I will definitely be drinking. Between that and DST, today has been less than fun.

DS1 had smarties for the first time today from his Halloween stash. He calls them "smarmies" and it's the cutest thing ever.

ShakeyJakey

@TheEmpireNeedsYou‌ to got slightly awkward PM

credcat7

sammie got apple sprout the my little pony doll from my friend. It talks. Sammie is mimicking everything it says. Including "I love you mommy" She yells that

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Rogue Lily

This thread makes me feel like such a lush.

Every night I look to my left., see a wine glass, and am all "present".

jesuisfatiguee

jAp should just come drink beer with me instead of Super Douche. I hate that guy.

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

jAp should just come drink beer with me instead of Super Douche. I hate that guy.

Gah I would have! I think I just made plans with someone. Tinder is too easy.

Tider is SO easy.

Rogue Lily

SunnySideUp26 said:

I emailed Graco tonight but maybe someone here can tell me the answer? We have a Graco My Ride 65 that we gave to the babysitter for DS1 (he's 2). It has removable head padding (it sort of looks like ear muffs- don't know how else to describe it). She gave me the padding back and said she didn't think he needed it? Does it have to be on the carseat? Or is it more of an infant insert? I thought it was a good idea to keep it. Just more padding around him in case of an accident but maybe I'm wrong and at a certain age it's not supposed to be on there anymore?

Stuck in box. But take it's fine to take it out. infant insert.

jesuisfatiguee

luxannie said:

I am making enchilada sauce from scratch and shredding chicken in preparation for tomorrow's dinner. DH walked past the kitchen and said "what's going on?" in response to seeing me at the stove. This is so unlike me that zombies must've taken over my brain.

I love this a lot.

Rogue Lily

sometimes i hear some ladies in the bathroom and I am like "WTF IS GOING ON OVER THERE?". It sounds like a 10 gallon drum being emptied with the pressure of a power washer.

Rogue Lily

bearsbearsbears said:

Do you not wear panties?  

Spanx = panty substitutes in some cases.

Rogue Lily

PS I hate the word panties the way some people hate moist.

(and i dont understand the moist hate, tbh. it's a legit state of moisture.)

jesuisfatiguee

HilarityEnsued said:

The pee hole in spanx is a fucking facade.... You will piss on your spanx or your hands or both unless you carry a funnel around and wedge it in the peep pee hole. I speak from experience.

Legit lol

jesuisfatiguee

Sterling13 said:

Or do Spanx have my back? Singular or plural? My grammar nerd heart hurts.

Brand name, so it's singular.

Rogue Lily

Every time i wear spanx i suddenly turn into an uber feminist and basically stage a spanx burning protest in my head. Those things are satan incarnate.

And then 3 years later I forget. and repeat. and so on.

klondikebar

I just googled "crotchless spanx." That's a pretty big peehole. They look completely crotchless. Forget about aiming the pee. If I sat on a toilet while wearing hose, I'd probably slide off midstream and piss all over my legs.

jesuisfatiguee

I don't own any Spanx, but not for lack of need.

klondikebar

I've never tried spanx or similar product. They look uncomfortable.

klondikebar

Maybe you need to let the bitchiness out @bunkinmama. Have a drink and just go with it.