A Giggle From Zulily

rondokye

Who here has a Zulily account?  I think that you will need one to take a peek at one of today's sales - Life Hacks for Parents.  Some of the items made me giggle....like the mommy tool belt/fanny pack and the pool ring that goes around a baby's neck to keep them afloat.  Do people really buy/use this stuff?

https://www.zulily.com/e/life-hacks-parenting-gadgets-and-gear-106926.html?pos=22&section=kids&sPos=1&ns=ns_021714416|1414502640965

stephyfaith

I think those fuzzy ball door stops are ridiculously ugly...

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stephyfaith said:

I think those fuzzy ball door stops are ridiculously ugly...

Haha, I thought the same thing! I was like... WTF on almost all of that crap and especially on the neck floaty thing. I did think the swing thing looked interesting. We don't have any baby swings at the park closest to me so it's annoying. I'm not sure how safe that thing would be though? 

grapeskittles4lyfe

I personally will buy the parent utility belt for the sole purpose of freaking a pregnant friend of mine out. "Oh, didn't you know? It's all the rage right now to run around like a juice pak Batman. Get yourself one asap, sister! Diaper bags are SO last week."

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coco2787

Wait, you're saying you don't need a specialized tool for cutting hotdogs?

rondokye

biggunsbo said:

biggunsbo said:

How in the hell is that swimming ring thing even close to safe? That made my stomach turn.

And further more I cannot imagine the shrieking that would come from Grace if I strapped that thing around her neck and put her in the water. She would lose.her.shit.

Exactly.  I would lose my shit if someone put me in one of those.

valstulas

If I used those door stoppers, how are my kids supposed to avenge themselves by shutting their brothers' fingers in the door?

EagleWife

Why yes, a Brown Blowout Blocker... aka, more fabric for poo to spread all over and get a straight shot up your to your kid's hair.  :-??

valstulas

Audrey1787 said:

valstulas said:

If I used those door stoppers, how are my kids supposed to avenge themselves by shutting their brothers' fingers in the door?

I should show those to my friend. Her 1 year old slammed her 4 year olds finger in the door while the 4 year old was in a time out for hitting the 1 year old.... I felt bad for laughing.


Lol. The other day Netflix stopped working and Thomas thought it was Finn's fault and so he grabbed his shoulders and started yelling at him. I was just about to step in when Finn started yelling back at him and launched forward, pushing Thomas backwards.

#littlebrotherstakenoshit