You crazy, brilliant, amazing woman!!! I tried putting glitter in the toilet today, and by some miracle it worked! N started to go in his pants, but I caught him and took him to the bathroom. He actually asked me to put the glitter in (bc he saw me do it earlier and for some reason that made it an acceptable poop location). He then did his business, hopped down, and observed that it looked like a banana. Ha! I'm not sure if this was a fluke or not, but that is at least one pair of clean underpants that I owe to you!!!