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dogperson11

Confess!

dogperson11

I like picking LOs nose.

SoSayWeAll

I'm going to go by McDonalds on the way to DS's appointment and get a bacon egg and cheese biscuit and hash brown.

poofwok

I cancelled plans to go to breakfast yesterday because i had a headache and didn't wanna get dressed...

Stephy129

I'm tired of people telling me how hard life with be with two babies (and our older one). People have twins all the time and no one berates them. These littles will be six months apart (that has to be easier than twins)! Butt out people.

ETA I will not have given birth to both babies only one. Ha ha sorry I realized you all probably think I'm crazy.

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cardgal14

I was laying in bed last night wishing I was still pregnant so I could feel DS kicking in my belly again. And I was miserable at the end of my pregnancy!

kareik01

My baby girl is 2 months old today, but I couldn't WAIT to drop her off at daycare this morning.

She refused to go to sleep until about 12:30 last night, then she was up every. single. hour. It's like she's a newborn again. Then she cried from 5:30 until I got her to daycare. I was just ready to get away...

pmpkn219

I'm still 10lbs over my prepreg weight (which was already 10 higher than I usually live), and I'm pretty sure it's because I've eaten my body mass in nutella, and oreos. I need to go back to work and stay out of my pantry!! I have no right to complain

I know 10-20 isn't terrible, but I was 5lbs down at 6 weeks with my son, and my girl is 8 weeks. I may have burned more calories with J though, since I could Never put him down... Easy baby is making mommy have to work to lose weight, dammit!

slippintrippn84

DH told me to find some time to play computer games today to make sure my new video card is working. I totally intend on doing so during LO's afternoon nap.
He's also supposed to be coming home after lunch to work from home. I totally intend on leaving him with LO to go get a pedi. It's been months and I think my toes look like puzzle pieces.

debset396

After LO's 6/7am feeding, I bring her in bed with me and we take a nap. And sometimes I repeat after the next feeding.

poofwok

Now I wanna go to mcdonalds.

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becominggold

Two weeks ago we transitioned LO into his crib because he had a hemotoma on his head and was developing a bit of a flat spot. He is not supposed to be in the RNP anymore. It was going well but the last couple nights bedtime has gotten harder and harder. Last night after 3 hrs of trying to get him down....w my nipples hurting to the pt of crying from so much nursing. ..we caved and put him in the RNP. We all got six glorious hours....I believe our longest stretch so far.

IvyMagic828

dogperson11 said:

I like picking LOs nose.

I would confess to this too except that his nostrils are so tiny (and maybe I have fat fingers, haha).  His boogers were driving me crazy yesterday so I busted out the nose frida.  Nearly as satisfying

kareik01

IvyMagic828 said:

dogperson11 said:

I like picking LOs nose.

I would confess to this too except that his nostrils are so tiny (and maybe I have fat fingers, haha).  His boogers were driving me crazy yesterday so I busted out the nose frida.  Nearly as satisfying

https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=the+nose+frida&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=28419878906&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12076170634431437355&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_2ozpem33ul_b

Check this out! A friend was given one at a baby shower and the mom swore by it. So I put one on my registry and I LOVE it!

You literally suck the boogers out of their nose, or at least to the end where you can get it with your fingers. It's oddly satisfying to suck a booger out of your baby's nose....

(There is a filter so it's not like you'll actually suck the booger into your mouth...)

bnoliva

I am about to lose my job and am secretly hoping my husband will allow the kids to remain in daycare, while I catch up on some much needed sleep....er I mean look for a new job.

dogperson11

IvyMagic828 said:

dogperson11 said:

I like picking LOs nose.

I would confess to this too except that his nostrils are so tiny (and maybe I have fat fingers, haha).  His boogers were driving me crazy yesterday so I busted out the nose frida.  Nearly as satisfying


That's what's so satisfying about it. Coaxing it out of the tiny nostril.

Shiva14

I've been spending waaay to much time reading July's catfish thread and am so behind on work. Yet I keep reading it. That thing is addicting!

mmsweeney1

Shiva14 said:

I've been spending waaay to much time reading July's catfish thread and am so behind on work. Yet I keep reading it. That thing is addicting!

Me too! It was great reading since I was up all night!

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chase16

dogperson11 said:

IvyMagic828 said:

dogperson11 said:

I like picking LOs nose.

I would confess to this too except that his nostrils are so tiny (and maybe I have fat fingers, haha).  His boogers were driving me crazy yesterday so I busted out the nose frida.  Nearly as satisfying

That's what's so satisfying about it. Coaxing it out of the tiny nostril.

I pick LO's ear wax. Every time I feed her.

Peaece13

addysmom22 said:

Shiva14 said:

I've been spending waaay to much time reading July's catfish thread and am so behind on work. Yet I keep reading it. That thing is addicting!

Seriously. I have paperwork piled up 3 feet high on my desk... But I can't.. Stop.. Reading!

Please share this entertainment! Which thread are you talking about?

Shiva14

@Peaece13‌ it is the "newb in town" thread, you gotta get a few pages in though. Basically the intro is made by a "wife" of a regular on their board and it turns out the reg was never even pregnant and has been stealing pictures of someone else's baby and blog >-)

Her wife is actually herself posting. The regular has been participating from the start!!! Her SN was Jensavicci, if that rings any bells.

MandMLeona

I'm sad to be giving away the newborn and 0-3 month clothes. DH has been asking if they're ready every day.  It's a hard reminder that there will be no going back through this phase again.  Don't get me wrong, we don't need more and I don't even enjoy the newborn phase...but the clothes are soooo cute.

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Peaece13

Shiva14 said:

@Peaece13‌ it is the "newb in town" thread, you gotta get a few pages in though. Basically the intro is made by a "wife" of a regular on their board and it turns out the reg was never even pregnant and has been stealing pictures of someone else's baby and blog >-)

Her wife is actually herself posting. The regular has been participating from the start!!! Her SN was Jensavicci, if that rings any bells.

Oh wow! I recognize that screen name! I lurk July when I'm bored! Thanks!

mmsweeney1

Go to July 14 - it's called "newb in town" or something like that.

edit - oops didn't see it was already answered!

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Shiva14

addysmom22 said:

It just got so much better!

I know!!!!

ETA I do feel very sorry for the 19 year old girl who did this. She must be very lonely.

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arcarpe2

I too have been sucked into that thread. I was lucky enough to catch it from the begining! July14 has some great detectives.

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arcarpe2

Out of curiosity, how many other people like "Jen" do you think are on the bump? Also, now that they brought up all those red flags, how the hell did they not say something earlier??

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Shiva14

arcarpe2 said:

Out of curiosity, how many other people like "Jen" do you think are on the bump? Also, now that they brought up all those red flags, how the hell did they not say something earlier??

I'm sure there are some but I think most people that lie on here are at least pregnant/have kids but may lie about other aspects of their life. The stealing of photos is a great reminder to be careful what you post.

I think they wanted to be 99.9% sure before "publicly" outing her since she had been with the board so long. Maybe they even felt bad.

lookame3639

-we transitioned Itty bit to the crib about a week ago...it's so nice because i can get a solid 3 hrs where before I woke up at every sound. Sometimes she gives me more than 3 hrs! (FI no longer helps during the night as he falls asleep to easily and he's a heavy sleeper he sleeps on the couch now)

-I'm irritated with FI family. I want to tell them F off if their so pissed about the guest list for our wedding then don't come to the wedding.

sharkmama39

stoofewok said:

I resent the fact that I have no excuse when I indulge anymore. Now I just feel guilty. While I didn't enjoy the pregnancy process, I look forward to the excuse to indulge next time around!

I feel the exact same way. Today I was getting dressed and complaining to dh how nothing fits and I just want to be comfortable in my own clothes. Meanwhile I was eating a cookie. I will say I even pointed the irony out to my husband but I still finished eating the cookie.

UGH.

Dawn5481

adventureisoutthere said:

addysmom22 said:

I've been spending waaay to much time reading July's catfish thread and am so behind on work. Yet I keep reading it. That thing is addicting!

Seriously. I have paperwork piled up 3 feet high on my desk... But I can't.. Stop.. Reading!

Please share this entertainment! Which thread are you talking about?

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town#latest I lurk July quite often so I've been reading from the beginning and it's gotten up to 20 pages. I hope you have lots of time... It's amazeballs!

well! There goes my afternoon... FTR my little guy is sleeping... I haven't neglected him reading all 20 pages of that crazy... Soooo... Who's our catfish? Lol

It's ME. Muahahahahahaaaaaaa!

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Daisylola11

I was nursing DS and spotted a brown something on his onsie... And thought poop or chocolate??.... I tasted it... It was chocolate