RHO F14-- Just for Fun

TessyMessy

I can't be the only one that binge watches all of these housewive shows on Bravo. I was thinking on my way home from work yesterday that we could certainly craft our own storyline for a RHO F14. What "character" would you be? What is your part in the MUD on the show? Are you the plastic surgery whore? Are you the power hungry housewife that steam rolls everyone?  Are you the housewife covered in glitter at all times? Did you start your own line of glow in the dark underwear? Who is going to jail for fraud?

shellbell3845

Obviously I'm the housewife covered in glitter.

TessyMessy

shellbell3845 is developing her own line of body glitter called  Glittericous.

elf828 You can play! You will be the new girl to the group that has an odd affinity for all things nuts and crackers.

I am the housewife that is desperate to try botox but too anxiety ridden to actually go through with it. I have scheduled and cancelled over a dozen appointments with the doctor. I also appear to be the goldfish brain of the group but secretly keep post it notes on all the other housewives for future use-- specifically at the reunion shows where I drop crazy bombs on everyone.

shellbell3845

I'd also like to be the housewife who makes a cookbook. Can I be both? I do not want to go to jail, though, and I promise to pronounce ingredients correctly.

ramfan05

shellbell3845 said:

I'd also like to be the housewife who makes a cookbook. Can I be both? I do not want to go to jail, though, and I promise to pronounce ingredients correctly.

Man, I was too late! I was going to be the cookbook housewife Back to the drawing board....

TessyMessy

ramfan05 said:

shellbell3845 said:

I'd also like to be the housewife who makes a cookbook. Can I be both? I do not want to go to jail, though, and I promise to pronounce ingredients correctly.

Man, I was too late! I was going to be the cookbook housewife Back to the drawing board....

You can BOTH have cookbooks and then talk smack on each other for stealing eachother's recipes and ingredientses.

ramfan05

TessyMessy said:

shellbell3845 said:

I'd also like to be the housewife who makes a cookbook. Can I be both? I do not want to go to jail, though, and I promise to pronounce ingredients correctly.

Man, I was too late! I was going to be the cookbook housewife Back to the drawing board....

You can BOTH have cookbooks and then talk smack on each other for stealing eachother's recipes and ingredientses.

Ooh, yeah! $hellbell, I know you stole that recipe! There was glitter ALL over my kitchen!

shellbell3845

armfruit said:

I want to be the housewife who writes really bad music!

Will you be "singing" the really bad music in your basement recording studio also?

TessyMessy

shellbell3845 said:

armfruit said:

I want to be the housewife who writes really bad music!

Will you be "singing" the really bad music in your basement recording studio also?

And the rest of us can make fun of your skillz!

shellbell3845

TessyMessy said:

shellbell3845 said:

armfruit said:

I want to be the housewife who writes really bad music!

Will you be "singing" the really bad music in your basement recording studio also?

And the rest of us can make fun of your skillz!

While also attending your single release where you shake your booty shamelessly.

narcissticbeaut

oooh i love this! i want to be the HW that Has weird expressions because of all the face lifts  *-:)

TessyMessy

DreamingBabiesJoyBaby5  We need the following housewives:

The Ex-Stripper that denies her past

The Ex-Stripper that is proud of her past

The housewife on the verge of bankruptcy

The housewife on the verge of going to jail

Or any other crazy nonsense you can think of!

narcissticbeaut

TessyMessy said:

DreamingBabiesJoyBaby5  We need the following housewives:

The Ex-Stripper that denies her past

The Ex-Stripper that is proud of her past

The housewife on the verge of bankruptcy

The housewife on the verge of going to jail

Or any other crazy nonsense you can think of!

) i forgot about that one! 

shellbell3845

Let's not forget about:
The housewife with a toaster oven
The housewife with a line of wines
The housewife with a fake leg

TessyMessy

cara5565 said:

- Housewife with plastic surgeon husband - Holistic wannabe housewife - Aspiring TV host/actress housewife - Housewife with handbag/clothing/swim suit line

Housewife married to an NFL player

Housewife that is partial owner in an NBA Team

Housewife that has an extensive wig collection

Housewife that was charged with kidnapping

shellbell3845

JoyBaby5 said:

Can I be the hippie housewife?

You're like the home decorator housewife!

narcissticbeaut

i felt this was appropriate ...

TessyMessy

I'm not sure if you can tell because botox but I am really mad right now!

iwubrory

I don't watch these shows but I'd be like the mom on Weeds. Slinging the stuff and making some serious cash.

TessyMessy

iwubrory said:

I don't watch these shows but I'd be like the mom on Weeds. Slinging the stuff and making some serious cash.

As long as you secretly get high on your own supply!

iwubrory

I don't know if @shellbell3845 should be allowed to be the cookbook wife. I'm partial to foods that don't contain glitter.

iwubrory

TessyMessy said:

iwubrory said:

I don't watch these shows but I'd be like the mom on Weeds. Slinging the stuff and making some serious cash.

As long as you secretly get high on your own supply!


Someone would have to teach me how to smoke.

shellbell3845

iwubrory said:

I don't know if @shellbell3845 should be allowed to be the cookbook wife. I'm partial to foods that don't contain glitter.

Listen.












I make bamf food.

narcissticbeaut

i think tonight in RHOF14i shall create a scenario in my head that didn't really happen but I've convinced myself it DID happen, and i am mad at everyone who is telling me otherwise. 

narcissticbeaut

Mevaroo said:

Ooh ooh no one has claimed the "Housewife with a line of wines"? Me, me, me!

1. "Because Small"- single serving, 5 oz bottles of each type of wine.

2. "Chemykals" - red table blend (because not pure)

3. "Toddler and smart phone" chardonnay

4. "Bees Knees" honey moscato

5. "Check-in Check-In" cabernet

Please make this a reality.

+1

omg i want a because small. like. now

Fullerj21

I want to be the housewife that owns her own restaurants and has a lovely accent. ;;)

nebraska84

I may be late, but I want to be the housewife that is building a 50,000 square house and thinks my 20,000 rental is to small and crowded. And my part time job is a movie star