A Plea

MillionDollarStroller

To the tune of "Slim Shady"...

:::clears throat:::

I'm bump Jackie
Yes I'm THE bump Jackie
All you other bump Jackies are just XO lackeys
So won't the real bump Jackie please show up.
Please show up.
Please show up.

I miss you beejy. I thought what we had was really special. I dont think you IP banned GM. I think that was May. I hate May as much as you do. COME BACK TO ME BABYYYYY. Answer all of our questions BJ.

MillionDollarStroller

BJ unofficial Q&A! Come ooonnnnn.

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Just hit her up on Linked In.

MillionDollarStroller

MarlaSinger& said:

Just hit her up on Linked In.

I considered it but I don't want all you fucking weirdo stalkers from TB to track me down through beej and friend me on linkdin. Duh.

MillionDollarStroller

triplea598 said:

I requested to follow her on twitter but I think I was denied.

Whomp whomp.

We are an embarrassment.

MillionDollarStroller

Mackalien13 said:

I don't believe that her name is "May" either

Ditto.

Omg what if her name is ALSO Jackie and she comes and owns us all with a #screenshot

MillionDollarStroller

"Actually you dumb cunts I AM bump jackie...OLD JACKIE STEP ASIDE BIIITCHHHH"

insertclevername

Bump May sounds dirty. Somebody Bump May.