WTF?!

poofwok

It's that time of the week.

wtf baby's digestive system? Can't you just give my LO a break already and let him poo without him screaming his lungs out in pain?! I'm so distraught for him. Always with the gas drops and massages. It's a never ending cycle.

Enough already! poor little guy.

kareik01

DD hadn't pooped in 18 hours as of this morning. A friend of mine is watching her today while I'm at work and she just texted me a little bit ago that she pooped. The exact message was..."she pooped. I mean, she POOPED".

I, too, wish it wasn't so tough on them

alphaxi614

I have the opposite problem.  We switched formula and now DS has gone from straining to poop nuggets to diapers full of wet stinky poop!  Can't there be in between of just normal poop??

cachoque

Wtf baby please stop waking yourself up with your flailing arms constantly hitting yourself in the face! Just bought Halo sleep sack since the swaddles are no match for your strength anymore.

Daisylola11

Wtf coffee! Be stronger, last longer or I will have to drink more of your kurig friends!! (Which I'm all for but I only have a little bit of creamer left )

Eta: I just bought more creamer... Tomorrow I'm going shopping for a Halloween costume and having me 15 coffees!!

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alphaxi614

WTF MIL, why can't you play the matching game when putting the dishes away?  It doesn't help me if you put my dishes away in the WRONG PLACE while I am at work.  You open the cupboard, you can clearly see where the coffee mugs are so why are you not putting the clean ones there??? I really don't enjoy playing "find the dishes" when I get home from work!

debset396

My skin has been terrible since giving birth. I look like a teenager. Does this mean AF is imminent?

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Raclla

Wtf self?!

Start saying NO!

Plus, I'm buried in teeny tiny laundry and just want to give up.
Joining a nudist society wouldn't be so bad, right??????

Jennicillin

WTF toddlers.... stop being so wretched to each other.  Stop picking fights during the 5 minutes I try to steal a shower.  Stop asking about the balloon that popped 3 days ago.  Just stop.

IceHide61313

debset396 said:

My skin has been terrible since giving birth. I look like a teenager. Does this mean AF is imminent?

WTF?

slippintrippn84

WTF dogs!! Why are you always under foot!?!? Or sitting close by staring at me. It's FN raining so you can't go outside!!

WTF LO!! No great naps today, fussy, always hungry. We're not near a growth spurt (to my knowledge). And why do you ALWAYS cry for tummy time. Get over it already.

WTF left boob. Stop with the pain. I doing think it's mastitis, it's mostly the nipple, but DAMN does it hurt when I pump. No amount of lanolin is helping. FML.

WTF DH - do NOT have another work emergency today that keeps you there till 6pm. I've already told you that I NEED you home to rescue me today, DO NOT DELAY.

WTF PC - why did you let the video card crash and burn?! Now we had to get a new one. I can't play video games till the new one gets here, and even then DH said the new one might be better than the one in his PC so he may take the new one and give me his old one.

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WTF washer?! You're 3 months old. Why break now when I need you daily to wash the 20 burp cloths my LO dirties every day with his massive amounts of spit up?

MrsLeahBentley

WTF LO!!
TWO diaper blowouts in one day?!? The washer broke last night and now there are two onesies covered in shit sitting in the hamper. Word of advice ladies, pampers baby dry diapers SUCK.