Worst, most inconvenient blow out thus far?

ghostof5letters

Anyone got any good and/or embarrassing stories?

hrgwu2006

Nothing too crazy...she had one on me while we were at our daycare orientation.  I'm glad I didn't have anywhere to go afterwards because it was all over my shirt and jeans.

Nichole8787

Every time we go to target. Every single time.

chevronseven

At church during the sermon, before his dedication. And the one time I didn't have a change of clothes for him. Had to borrow some from the nursery.

beff12

She pooped this afternoon. Almost none of it stayed in the diaper for whatever reason. It went alllll over the couch. When I changed her, there was barely anything in the diaper. Fantastic! This is the second time that's happened I don't understand!

jrinehart0

We had our first one yesterday.  While she was wearing her brand new white pants.  And, being held by my father in law.  He is one of those guys who is always put together, jeans, a button up and dress shoes always.  It got ALL over his jeans and shirt.  He didn't know what to do so he just lifted her up yelling she pooped, she pooped!  It was, seriously, hilarious.

1982Babies

I don't have much to contribute.  We've only had two, one it went up her back and down her leg, and the other just out the side of her diaper a bit.  

I feel sorry for you ladies.

TugboatSheila

I was out at lunch with some friends with F. I went to the bathroom to change him before we left. 

Poop had escaped his cloth diaper, got all over the cover, was inside his pants and thighs.

He starts kicking around during diaper changes so he kicked his feet in the poop, so his white socks were suddenly brown. I basically had to use half a pack of wipes to give him a bath from the privates down.

All you could hear in the bathroom was me going "oh. oh god. oh god it's EVERYWHERE"

queenieM

I've got a few! First when DS was 2 weeks old and we were at a photographers studio for newborn pics. She had me strip him down naked to get ready for the shots, and them feed him so he'd be sleepy. Well, he pooped aaallll down my skirt! I mean, cascading waterfall of newborn poop! And I didn't have anything to change into, so I had to sit through the 4 hr photo shoot like that!

DS also exploded 4 days worth of poop all over his clothes and car seat while we were waiting for the nurse to bring him in for his vaccines.

Oh, and after the 8 hour flight from England to the States (moving back so extremely stressed and exhausted with waaaay too many bags), DS decides to poop the last hour of the plane ride. I really didn't want to get up and change him cuz I knew it'd be a mess so I just waited until we landed. Then I had to change him on the sink cuz there was no changing table, and had to run out of the bathroom with a naked baby TWICE - first to get a clean diaper from my husband and second to get a clean change of clothes - neither of which were in the damn diaper bag I had with me! @-)

reelcelticdancer

At the IHOP when DS was about 6 weeks old. DH was holding him and he was being fussy. I told him to hand over DS and I would feed him. DH said the baby was fine and he could get him to calm down. Next thing you know, poop all over DH's shirt and pants. Somehow, little to no poop in the diaper or on DS. I just laughed, knowing it very well could have been me in the poop bath. I was definitely thankful for once I didn't get my way with DH! :-)

hgtvmom

Our best one happened with DH. We had met someone at Starbucks to buy a jogging stroller. After she left, DH was feeding LO, so I went in to to pee and then get us drinks. I was finally through the bathroom line and waiting for our drinks. DH calls me, sounding horrified "um. She poo'd. It's everywhere. What do I do? What do I do? WHAT DO I DO??"

I started to tell him to just take her to the car, until I remembered that I left him with the new stroller, bucket seat (and no adaptor for the two), diaper bag and dog. I told him to suck it up and wait. I'd be out in a minute.

He's still reluctant to wear the shirt he had ob, swearing he was splattered (black shirt. No evidence).

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kwh33ls

We had professional photos done when she was 2 weeks old, nakey lik pp. She had me hold her for a family pic, standing next to DH on a light gray fluffy rug over a white ottoman. Sadie exploded poop everywhere. I was holding her, so couldn't see the extent of it, and just asked the wide eyed photographer and my DH "did she poop, or was that just a fart?" She almost cried, and we added in an extra $100 to her fee.

bullybutt

We were at Sam's (Costco type store) when DD was a couple weeks old.  She had a major explosion in her carseat, so I had to get her out and try to change her in the bathroom changing table thing. I didn't have a changing pad, so I had to use DDs shirt that was in the diaper bag to lay her on.  SHIT. WAS. EVERYWHERE!  There was a 4 year old girl in the bathroom talking to me and kept trying to touch her while we were both covered in shit.  I was like "GET THE FUCK OUTTA OUR FACES LITTLE GIRL!!!"  She wouldn't leave.  I'm still covered in shit and trying to clean up the monstrosity with wipes all over the place.  WHERE IS YOUR MOM, LITTLE GIRL? GO AWAY!  Her mom finally strolled in because she'd been in there so long bugging us.  I was highly annoyed.  

beff12

Hahaha @pintsizemama15‌...yep. That explains it.

jensavicci

Max hasn't had any inconvenient blow outs but his big brother Nick decided to vomit in the car on the way home a few months ago and my oldest son, Sean, who was quick, caught it with his hands and held it all the way home. It was crazy. Nick was crying, Sean was screaming and trying to keep the vomit from flying out of his hands and DD was yelling ewww and trying to climb away from Sean. DW's in the front trying to get us home quickly and I'm just in the front huge, pregnant and nauseated by the smell of vomit.

It was a mess.

knitsandgiggles

Oh my goodness @jensavicci - that is insane.  Not gonna lie, I probably would have pulled the car over to vom myself. 

kwh33ls

cko521 said:

kwh33ls said:

We had professional photos done when she was 2 weeks old, nakey lik pp. She had me hold her for a family pic, standing next to DH on a light gray fluffy rug over a white ottoman. Sadie exploded poop everywhere. I was holding her, so couldn't see the extent of it, and just asked the wide eyed photographer and my DH "did she poop, or was that just a fart?" She almost cried, and we added in an extra $100 to her fee.

What kind of photographer has you get your baby naked then is shocked when she poops on her rug? I can't believe they charged you for it.


She didn't charge us--we just felt so terrible about the mass destruction that it seemed like the right thing to do. The rug was like a silvery grey shag thing that will never recover. I felt awful.

Jordanjkmr

I was sitting with baby on a lawn chair at the water park. He is never ever content when we are out except for that moment. I was thinking "this is nice. I could cuddle with him like this the rest of the afternoon"

And then my legs start to feel warm...baby poop dripping everywhere.

I had been using a thin muslin blankie for nursing and had to use that to scoop up all the poop and then discretly make my way to the diaper bag.

Amazingly everything managed to stay on me and baby and I didn't have to go back to clean the chair

skr1619

We've traveled via airplane twice and he pooped on the way to our destination and on the way back home. 

On the flight back home I thought I was a pro at changing his diaper on the plane in that small ass bathroom. But of course, as I go to put on a fresh diaper, he let out one last grunt and shit so hard it shot onto the wall. Touche, baby. Touche.

Soon2BMrsN

DD's most notable two were at the car dealership (got all over my khaki pants) and at the hair salon (nearly ruined her carseat).

jcartz

Just one, at a restaurant on vacation... On DH's lap

Nichole8787

@lacydanielle breastfeeding the dolls is do cute!

SuperTinkerham

In mid diaper change he trusted a fart. He projectile pooped in my face, on my hair, all the way down to my knees. I screamed I was so startled and horrified standing there like Carrie at prom. I managed to get him cleaned, the immediate area cleaned and then had to go shower.

AMcLaws

I've been fortunate that we haven't experienced a blow out yet with Sadie. But I was cracking up, reading these stories!!

Kabee4

During our newborn photo shoot DH was shirtless wearing jeans. Baby was naked and pooped down DHs pants and all over the carpet. I laughed so hard I cried. DH was pretty traumatized.

cookiemomma14

I feel like DS it's a professional pooper. Seriously he poops like 5 times a day and one is usually a blow out up his back. (Btw pampers baby dry are the worst diapers for blow outs up the back!)

Two notable ones outside the house. First when he was 1.5 weeks and we went in for a weight check because he was gaining slowly. Right before we get him out of his seat we hear him poop. But it doesn't end. It sounds like a bubbling pot of soup and literally bubbles out his pants and all over his seat. And it just kept going. Needless to say he didn't gain weight that day.

The other was when we were traveling 9+ hours for a wedding. DS had a blowout in cracker barrel while I was nursing him and I didn't bring in the diaper bag. It was awful. So. Much. Poop.

darkangel42

We've had 2. 

One right before I left to meet a potential employer that managed to hit her shirt, pants, socks, boppy cover, my shirt, my pants AND my underpants because I wasn't quick enough picking her up and changing us both. Still made it out (clean and shiny) but didn't get the job. That was not a great day.

The other seemed to have been only on her back and one side so got her onesie, her crib sheets and her blanket so I gathered it all up with her on the other arm. As I was carrying her downstairs, she leaked out the other side onto my bathrobe. NBD, I prepared the washer and launched things in as they came off. Not content with this, she waited until my robe was off and spurted poop onto my pjs and diaper #1. I sighed and carried on trying to fix it but as I reached for something, she spurted out more poop that hit MiL who was standing beside me to help fetch things/holding diaper #2. No problem, MiL heads off to sort herself out and DH takes over standing by. Then madam pooped AGAIN but missed DH and got me again as I tried to fasten diaper #3, at which point I gave up and ran a bath for us both.
Was she finished? Sort of. As DH handed her to me, she peed on him which soaked through his shirt, pants and underpants.

When I got out and came to set the washer going with what seemed like everything, I discovered the changing mat which, at some point had also been peed on. 

It would have been impressive if not being completely disgusting.

Edit: We've had many blowouts but only those 2 were huge and inconvenient.

rjacques

DS pooped on the nurse while taking his temp rectally  ">

Hilee18

I've only had one blow out. I know I'm the luckiest mom and just cursed myself.

OF COURSE it was on the scale at the doctors office--- which would be my job.