You know you're pregnant when...

tlglass91

I couldn't find one of these recently! Hadn't seen it in a while...
Anyways, you know you're pregnant when you have to spend 30 min cooling down after blow drying your hair.

AshleySparkle720

you know your pregnant when all of your Halloween candy mysteriously disappears...the day after you bought it.

racheltherose

You know you're pregnant when you eat a ton and you're not embarrassed of your food baby because it blends in with real baby. FINALLY

acpruchnik

You know you're pregnant when you'd rather suffer through a week of 100 degree weather in pants than shave your legs cos you barely have the energy to wash your hair 

jennjilljo

Even thinking about certain foods can give you indigestion.

Stairs go from a daily norm to some form of torture.

Oem617

You get winded walking up a flight of stairs.

You can't buckle or lace your shoes up.

Nvywife

You know your pregnant when.... You haven't had a drop of alcohol and you puke so hard you pee your pants.

tlglass91

You lean on your arm for 3 minutes and it falls asleep.

michelle142

You don't feel guilty about the 2 packages of Ramen you eat at 10:30pm.

michelle142

Bending over takes your breath away. And not in a good way.

Coworkers bring you snacks to make you happy.

mirigirl

willvilljill said:

You know you're pregnant when...

•  in a public bathroom, you get up from the toilet and go to open the stall door and slam yourself in the side of the belly.
• you find inventive ways to contort your body when putting on shoes to avoid throwing up in your mouth.

HAHAH omg this! 

ksgsmu

You know your pregnant when...
- you put your cell phone in the washing machine when doing laundry
- you cry because your husband loaded the dishwasher incorreclty

tropicbreeze

You know your pregnant when you can't remember your own age. Baby brain big time.

cinnamonsugar

you have to lean back and over to the side to get out of the car. (I kinda do a side wiggle once my feet are out).

IsabelC687

You know you are pregnant when you are hungry all the time. Even if you just ate...

dchmelyk

You know you are pregnant when you have to take stretching and squat breaks in your office in order to be comfortable at your desk. Extra points if your co-workers catch you mid-squat.

tlglass91

IsabelC687 said:

You know you are pregnant when you are hungry all the time. Even if you just ate...

SO ME!

MrsRoy07

Knottie52468216 said:

You know your pregnant when you can't remember your own age. Baby brain big time.

Yea I forgot my daughter's birthday the other day.... felt so dumb!!

toadandbug12

You can't keep your eyes open past 9pm, and even though you've gotten 8+ hours of sleep, you feel like you ran into a brick wall in the morning.

StephanieLBerg

You know you're pregnant when.....

-Just standing for 30 seconds causes your thigh to go numb

-You find two baby sleep sacks you like, but have sworn to hubby that you'll only buy ONE, so you're sitting in the middle of Ross for two hours having a mental debate with yourself over which one you think baby will like more and then bursting into tears because you can't make a decision and end up getting both anyway (true story!)

-A walk to the kitchen turns into a ten minute motivational speech to just get yourself up off the couch.

t8keepr03

You forget your own phone number when filling out a medication form for your daughter at day care.

one2andnow3

When you eat the most delicious thing ever and then 30 minutes you are miserable thinking holy heartburn! What have I done?

krysmill

You know your pregnant when you set your own house alarm off because you kept typing in the wrong code!!

foxslaw

When you eat your ginormous slice of pizza & half of your boyfriend's ginormous slice of pizza

boxerrrmama85

You start breathing heavy after eating even small amounts because your intestines are now in your esophagus.

You rationally know that you can't always feel baby kicks consistently at 23 wks but get yourself into a candy eating, orange juice guzzling, ice water slamming craze trying to wake up the baby which you haven't felt yet that day!

SquirrelsRWatching

boxerrrmama85 said:

You start breathing heavy after eating even small amounts because your intestines are now in your esophagus. 

THIS!!!! Between allergies/sinus issues and my lungs starting to get crowded, I feel like I'm always trying to catch my breath!

You know you're pregnant when your coworkers comment about your pregnancy waddle down the hall. Oh, and they also laugh at my "pregnant rants," like when the lady at the grocery store only put 2 items to a bag. 

lilybug319

You know you're pregnant when you're having a very enthusiastic conversation with someone but have to take a break in between sentences to take a deep breath or just catch your breath.

Smyers2girls

You know you're pregnant when you answer the questions "when are you due? Do you know what you're having?" 50 times a day!!

I work as a cashier and every night almost every customer I get asks me that. Told my DH I'm going to start wearing a shirt that says, "Due February 4th. It's a boy!" Just because I'm so sick of repeating that a hundered times a night!

katiekeller

When you know the meaning of Turbo Waddle.....

erobbins09

You know you are pregnant when you have to hand your SO your cup/plate to get up off the couch.

You know you are pregnant when you wake up, and have to clench your whole body because the combo of walking down the stairs, while sneezing to race to the bathroom now dictates if you get to wear your favorite pj pants the rest of the morning...

acpruchnik

tlglass91

acpruchnik said:

That's exactly how I feel after trying to cram two bowls of potato soup in my stomach. They just didn't fit......

Alygohome

When my husband hides from me because he possibly can't get it up any more today. I a horny preggo.
Or when I pee walk down the stairs and have to pee again lol

mommadozer

You know when you are pregnant, when you have to chase your puppy across the street (maybe 30 ft) and it results in you pull leg/ab muscles and are huffing and puffing like you just ran a marathon.

lk2200214

You know you're pregnant when you have to start literally rolling out of bed because sitting up is hard & half your body is numb from sleeping on that side.

koalaberry

You know you're pregnant when you used to jog 2 or 3 miles at a time BUT NOW you get winded just climbing out of the car. 

AshleySparkle720

Alygohome said:

When my husband hides from me because he possibly can't get it up any more today. I a horny preggo.
Or when I pee walk down the stairs and have to pee again lol

Both of those were me like two weeks ago. My poor husband told me to keep it in my pants. but we were in public so I got over it. Also, I pee like every 20 minutes unless I'm drinking something then it's more like 5 minutes.

acpruchnik

tlglass91 said:

That's exactly how I feel after trying to cram two bowls of potato soup in my stomach. They just didn't fit......

All that matters is that you tried! You went out in a blaze of glory!

acpruchnik

You know you're pregnant when you suddenly get emotional after a really good bowl of oatmeal

SquirrelsRWatching

I went shoe shopping this weekend. I got snow boots (which I never really owned before, but it does get icey here), sneakers for work, and slippers. My criteria was non-skid and comfortable on my feet. I mostly own flat shoes, which are starting to take a toll on my feet. 

The most important thing, though, is that the shoes can be put on without looking down or bending over. 

Socks on the other hand, well, I'll have to figure that out as I go.

acpruchnik

I'm planning on living in flips as long as I can this winter cos the thought of attempting to put socks on is just too much for me!