FFFC

shellbell3845

Confession is good for the soul....

....and for our entertainment!

Codypup

1. I miss my Snoogle pillow. Like, a lot.

2. I have tossed so many of my H's belongings during this packing process that I've literally lost count. There is a 99% chance he won't even notice. Like...scuba gear? Seriously, Mr. Pup? When and if he ever needs to go scuba diving, I will happily rent him some flippers. We do not need to own them.

3. I had a third one but I forget.

Karlamo

I don't understand men's/boy balls.

Every time I change LO diaper it looks different. Why do they get the size of plums then shrink back down to walnuts?!?! They're confusing. @-)
I now realize that never being with a man has it's disadvantages.

magentawarped

My house is a disaster right now. Scarlett's at preschool and Logan has been napping since 9:30. I have worked on my puzzle, painted my nails, and watched court shows. I put three dishes in the dishwasher, though, so I'm good.

magentawarped

Karlamo said:

I don't understand men's/boy balls.

Every time I change LO diaper it looks different. Why do they get the size of plums then shrink back down to walnuts?!?! They're confusing. @-)
I now realize that never being with a man has it's disadvantages.

I think I confessed this before, but I think balls should go in a row, like ball-nut-nut, straight back. I have tried to "fix" my H's junk before.

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boogerbearoriginal

Karlamo said:

I don't understand men's/boy balls. Every time I change LO diaper it looks different. Why do they get the size of plums then shrink back down to walnuts?!?! They're confusing. @-) I now realize that never being with a man has it's disadvantages.

There is an actual medical reason, if you're truly interested. But basically they change based on the temp to keep the sperm like Goldilock's porridge, i.e. not too hot and not too cold, but just right.

MissDemeanor

I'm embarrassed that I use Head & Shoulders. It's an old man shampoo.

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kella0708

elf828 said:

1. I wonder about how vanished F14ers are doing from time to time. I've found myself wondering how Ziggy's little boy is - I understand and respect why she's gone but I send positive thoughts to her little one sometimes.

I took a bumpcation for a while and now that I'm back I was wondering where a few of the very active/regular posters have gone.

I know I'm probably being nosy - but what happened with Ziggy? Is she ok?

TessyMessy

I normally wait until DS1 goes to sleep to have my dessert because its usually way better than whatever I give him. <-----hides and hoards all the good stuff.

 

We are getting our vents cleaned this weekend and I refuse to put the heat on until then. It was pretty chilly upstairs last night so I put a big old blanket over LO in his crib.

The other night when LO was up every other minute I noticed he was a little damp after I had nursed him to sleep. I pretended I did not noticed and laid the quiet baby back down in his crib.

Codypup

Here's another one. 

I really don't miss work/the store like I thought I would. I stopped by this morning to help the new GM with something, and I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I feel nothing but relief that that chapter of my life is closed. I fully expected to have all the sads, but I don't.

I'm also enjoying this SAH but send-the-baby-to-daycare thing entirely too much. I get so much done during the day, but I also get to actually relax in an empty house. If we were loaded, I might consider making this a permanent arrangement. 

But then I feel mom guilt that I want to send my kid to daycare so I can lounge and run errands and do housework solo.

inluv4life2

MissDemeanor said:

I'm embarrassed that I use Head & Shoulders. It's an old man shampoo.

I use it, too! No shame is my hair care game!

shellbell3845

utpony said:

We posted at the exact same time. 

It's because we're the same person.

And we happen to be brilliant, gorgeous, and hilarious!

shellbell3845

Karlamo said:

I don't understand men's/boy balls. Every time I change LO diaper it looks different. Why do they get the size of plums then shrink back down to walnuts?!?! They're confusing. @-) I now realize that never being with a man has it's disadvantages.

@karlamo Uhhhhhh being with a man didn't help when I was thisclose to taking LO to the ER in the MOTN four months ago because his plums all of a sudden became walnuts. DH was completely useless. 

shellbell3845

Codypup said:

Here's another one. 

I really don't miss work/the store like I thought I would. I stopped by this morning to help the new GM with something, and I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I feel nothing but relief that that chapter of my life is closed. I fully expected to have all the sads, but I don't.

I'm also enjoying this SAH but send-the-baby-to-daycare thing entirely too much. I get so much done during the day, but I also get to actually relax in an empty house. If we were loaded, I might consider making this a permanent arrangement. 

But then I feel mom guilt that I want to send my kid to daycare so I can lounge and run errands and do housework solo.

FFFC: I wish we could afford a third day of DC so two days when I work and a third day for me to get stuff done/relax/run errands. 

MissDemeanor

I wish I had nice, medium sized boobs.

boogerbearoriginal

We used to close for Columbus Day, we aren't this year (it's the second year of being open) and I am so sad.  I need a day off.

magentawarped

DreamingBabies said:

magentawarped said:

Karlamo said:

I don't understand men's/boy balls.

Every time I change LO diaper it looks different. Why do they get the size of plums then shrink back down to walnuts?!?! They're confusing. @-)
I now realize that never being with a man has it's disadvantages.

I think I confessed this before, but I think balls should go in a row, like ball-nut-nut, straight back. I have tried to "fix" my H's junk before.

Three balls @-)

Oops...penis-nut-nut...sorry!

MissDemeanor

I feel differently about my dogs now that I have a baby. I didn't think that would happen, but it has. They've been demoted from babies to dogs.

Second confession is that if I'd treated them more like dogs and less like babies in the first place they'd probably be pissing me off less now

MissDemeanor

As a Vancouverite I feel like we should get some sort of discount for Lulu. All we get for wearing them is being voted "Worlds worst dressed city"

MissDemeanor

Oh thank god other people feel the same way! I was feeling so guilty. I wonder if I love them less, or if I just love LO so much that nothing else could ever compare

MissDemeanor

Wait, when they steal one of little ones toys (or shirt in one memorable incident) and eat it, then barf it back up onto my new rug, I do love them less.

shellbell3845

utpony said:

MissDemeanor said:

Oh thank god other people feel the same way! I was feeling so guilty. I wonder if I love them less, or if I just love LO so much that nothing else could ever compare

I think it's this. I still love my cats very very much, but compared to LO it's nothing. 

Edit - I feel the same about DH. I love him and all, but LO I love way way more.

I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I love my cats, but my relationship with them has changed, mainly because we have way less time to snuggle on the couch together.

I'm trying to figure out in general if DH comes first or LO comes first.