NOMINATE YOURSELF FOR MOD!

talkthewholetime

@kitchencolors can't handle this shit alone

Why would you be a good mod? Screw having other people nominate you, nominate yourself! 

kat8805

I'm personable. And kind, definitely kind.

Assiram42

\:D/ I nominate @kat8805‌, she pretty much regulated this board and doesn't let anything slide. She's got no problem calling out noobs who ask questions without intro'ing first. I like her style.

I will need you to come up with a dance, though.

kat8805

Assiram42 said:

\:D/ I nominate @kat8805‌, she pretty much regulated this board and doesn't let anything slide. She's got no problem calling out noobs who ask questions without intro'ing first. I like her style.

I will need you to come up with a dance, though.

Be still my ovaries.

RedInLove

MEEEÈEEEĒEEÉEEEÊEEEËEEEĘEEEĖEEE!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!

kat8805

(Is now a bad time to mention I'm not a legal citizen of TB? I mean, you could vote me into office, and then we could chase our tails about my forged birth certificate and all.... if you want to.)

Assiram42

kat8805 said:

(Is now a bad time to mention I'm not a legal citizen of TB? I mean, you could vote me into office, and then we could chase our tails about my forged birth certificate and all.... if you want to.)

It's only an issue if you're a legal citizen of Baby Center?

busterbeagle

I'm too lazy for all the responsibility.

kat8805

Assiram42 said:

kat8805 said:

(Is now a bad time to mention I'm not a legal citizen of TB? I mean, you could vote me into office, and then we could chase our tails about my forged birth certificate and all.... if you want to.)

It's only an issue if you're a legal citizen of Baby Center?

::crickets::

Assiram42

comicsans said:

kat8805 said:

(Is now a bad time to mention I'm not a legal citizen of TB? I mean, you could vote me into office, and then we could chase our tails about my forged birth certificate and all.... if you want to.)

Please submit your poorly photoshopped birth certificate to the non-existent Facebook group.

Oh is it like Fight Club, the first rule is we must never talk of the FB group?

I mean how do y'all have time for TB and FB, don't y'all have kids to take care of?

awisern

I quit my job so I could play on the internetz.

dp1320

I just play on the internetz @ my job. That's what daycare is for!

Miles2Go

I like artichokes.

IBackBevo

I nominate ErBear1010.

mrspopsicle

I'm really offended that no one has nominated me. I better be on the clicky poll!

Assiram42

IBackBevo said:

I nominate ErBear1010.

Hmmm, yes, I'd really love for her to come steal our money again. Maybe she can use it for a highchair or jumperoo this time.

kat8805

Mobile fail.

IBackBevo

Assiram42 said:

IBackBevo said:

I nominate ErBear1010.

Hmmm, yes, I'd really love for her to come steal our money again. Maybe she can use it for a highchair or jumperoo this time.

Nah. Plastic surgery. Then a tula. Then a maid.

typeset

I heard typeset has no life.

Wait, which account am I on? Crap.

Assiram42

IBackBevo said:

Assiram42 said:

IBackBevo said:

I nominate ErBear1010.

Hmmm, yes, I'd really love for her to come steal our money again. Maybe she can use it for a highchair or jumperoo this time.

Nah. Plastic surgery. Then a tula. Then a maid.

mrstengallonhat1

So Artichoken isn't available?

Assiram42

aimeefarrahfowler said:

I'm on the bump at my job like it IS my job, and not all distracted by tiny humans and what not. but I don't really know the TOU and reading them is like

so probably not me

you guys really want @kat8805 running this show?

Excellent use of gifs. Brava!

IBackBevo

Yo. I am forming a secret group. For $200 you can join, too, and be the mod. You will even receive a free Tula* and unlimited support. Please send payments to: savingupfornewboobs@IBACKBEVO.com.

*disclaimer: It will actually be a Toola ordered from China for 4.95. Oh, hell, who am I kidding? It will actually be something I cut out of my 1980's old curtains.

talkthewholetime

IBackBevo said:

Yo. I am forming a secret group. For $200 you can join, too, and be the mod. You will even receive a free Tula* and unlimited support. Please send payments to: savingupfornewboobs@IBACKBEVO.com. *disclaimer: It will actually be a Toola ordered from China for 4.95. Oh, hell, who am I kidding? It will actually be something I cut out of my 1980's old curtains.

SENT!

mileswithmyles

IBackBevo said:

Assiram42 said:

IBackBevo said:

I nominate ErBear1010.

Hmmm, yes, I'd really love for her to come steal our money again. Maybe she can use it for a highchair or jumperoo this time.

Nah. Plastic surgery. Then a tula. Then a maid.

And an expensive baby wrap.

83edwards

ME!!!!

I can work a water bottle (almost always) fo realz. 

Also, I can dictate err, facilitate, what you bitches post.

In summary:

typeset

I am uniquely qualified for moderator based on my previous experience. In the 1990s, I was a host for an AOL chatroom for teenage girls and sponsored their weekly trivia competition.

In the 2000s, I wasted thousands of spent many hours as an officer in a World of Warcraft raiding guild. This involved yelling at people who stood in fire. I now can deftly manage even the most heated FFFC threads on TB. 

SurprisePartySue

@kitchencolors‌ I think we all know by now no one ever follows the rules!!!

IBackBevo

comicsans said:

@IBackBevo‌ do you accept bitcoin?

Nope. I am donating a portion to a charity (err, my plastic surgeon) and the charity only takes cash, check or charge in American dollars.

dp1320

hfooter

Me me me. I love sticking my kid in the jumper and having the dog lick his face when he cries. It allows for mommy time. #nobashing

Miles2Go

I can forge your docs @kat8805‌. I've got a special talent with ms paint

kat8805

Miles2Go said:

I can forge your docs @kat8805‌. I've got a special talent with ms paint

Do you have experience with bank statements? I have this group of ladies hounding me about "losing" all the documents for my supposed donation of all the money they trusted me to handle for a fellow mom. Really, I just bought myself themost amazing Tula.

tbiscuit18

I wanted to nominate artichoken but someone beat me to it. Can I second the nom? 

elizabethb3

I'm on here all day every day, so naturally it should be me. (See how I keep my siggy all up-to-date and shiz.) Also, I can sew you all fake Tulas!

bazingaa

8-|

kat8805

Oooo! I nominate @Kivakira‌ ;;)