NBR: Thursday Office Randomness

yarnymommy

1. One of my direct reports ALWAYS seems to have her zipper down.  I notice when she's sitting down because it pulls even wider apart and the gold zipper against her dark blue jeans always seems to catch my eye.  It is weird, and disturbing and I'm a little embarrassed to tell her.  

2. The guy sitting diagonal from my office (in a cube) is excitedly and extensively  planning his wedding.  I can tell you which places in Appleton, WI do and don't have outside space with heaters available for a wedding of about 50 guests - if anyone needs to know.

3. They switched the toilet paper in our office to this recycled junk that has BITS OF RED FLECKS IN IT, which is highly stressful for a pregnant woman.  

4. People who re-heat fish in an office setting should be throat punched.  I want to barf.