Best of TB Challenge

tig594

Share your favorite ridiculous discussions!  Should we vote on a favorite in a day or so?

Here's my contribution.  This chick has been banned.  Apparently she "went to Harvard medical for college" and stole pics of someone else's twins to pass off as her own.  I've not read every one of her posts yet.  I'm a little disappointed she's been banned.  I really wanted that free medical advice.  

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12401665/anyone-need-medical-advice/p1

20thirteen

I can only access the bump on a desktop FTM, and the only desktop I have access to is at work.  Also, I really only hang on this board, LOL.  So my contribution would have to be the last eg discussion where she GBCB'd. Outside of that, I can't participate

MinnesotaMomma91

Me either. My days of drama lurking are over now that i havr limited data. But that convo is something

jellybean529

Ahhhh I have some real goodies from way back in the day when I was on the tri/month/toddler boards but since the bump went through a redesign none of the links work anymore. Here are a few that come to mind.

-There was the lady who insisted her 5 month old told her "twy sentra" when she was looking for her keys. Later she also laid in bed in a puddle of cat piss because she couldn't get up.

- There was the lady who posted pictures of herself and her friends at a lingerie party when she was about 5 months pregnant.

- There was the great Toddlers 12-24 implosion where everyone made a mass exodus to the Mean Mommies off-board and never returned (I'm sad, I miss most of those girls but I was off TB for the most part by then).

- And of course, always, the ranch dressing lady.

jellybean529

Oh and we had one who was a very regular poster for years who turned out to be a total fake. Like, made up pregnancies, kids, medical issues, everything. If I remember right, it was all uncovered when she was supposedly in the hospital post-birth/hysterectomy and someone saw a picture of her in the news paper in line (to vote I think?) THE VERY NEXT DAY.

tig594

That's just too weird.  Why do people need to lie to get attention?  They must be incredibly lonely people.  It's still awesome to bust them, though!

20thirteen

I understand the want to lie on the internet, especially if you're on a board where you're "anonymous".  But, at the same time, lying is just SO HARD for me.  I can never remember what the lie was or keep the fake facts straight.  I'd be a horrible accomplice to a crime. "Uh... No... We were... uh... shopping...? At the taco store... Or, I mean, the place you buy shoes? Yeah, there."

And, by the way, that is an actual quote from high school when I was lying to a teacher about whether or not I participated in 'destruction of school property' (a friend and I ripped down a couple of posters).

MinnesotaMomma91

I remember on the baby names board there was a poster who freaked out because several posters told her not to name her child faggen. She then moved to the second tri board to start a "i never asked for your opinion" post. By that post she seemed familiar so i tracked down several of her single parents board posts and she had five different stories on our board about how her and her bd split.

Ive seen lots of "play nice, were all here for support" posts on my bmb in tge third tri.

I also saw a post where a chick posted a pic of her mucus plug. Im still haunted by that one

jellybean529

MinnesotaMomma91 said:

I remember on the baby names board there was a poster who freaked out because several posters told her not to name her child faggen. She then moved to the second tri board to start a "i never asked for your opinion" post. By that post she seemed familiar so i tracked down several of her single parents board posts and she had five different stories on our board about how her and her bd split. Ive seen lots of "play nice, were all here for support" posts on my bmb in tge third tri. I also saw a post where a chick posted a pic of her mucus plug. Im still haunted by that one

tig594

ew. I remember the mucus plug one. *gag*

20thirteen

Ew, god, that's gross.  I didn't even want to look at mine!

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MinnesotaMomma91

becwheat said:

There was one from a few years ago about a chick from my BMB (though I think it was posted on Parenting) who gave her H a BJ while Bfing her DS. He basically walked up to her while she was sitting/BFing and put his member in her mouth... so she was like "Ok hun, not like I am busy!"

Gross

Gagging over here! That would not happen ever.

20thirteen

OMG, I would dick-punch my BF if he thought he could get away with doing that to me.

MinnesotaMomma91

Nursing was me and bs special time. So bf definitley would have gotten junk punched @20thirteen.

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