tmi tuesday

abcmom12

share the grossness ladies!

LiliansMama14

My nipples are leaking milk for the first time instead of the clear stuff and hubby says it's yummy!

LiliansMama14

MissChristineMarie said:

LiliansMama14 said:

My nipples are leaking milk for the first time instead of the clear stuff and hubby says it's yummy!

Why is your husband tasting the stuff that comes out of your nips? Is he going to try your breast milk too?

Lol he didn't try it on purpose.

Cass005

She's one of the lucky ones that's still interested in foreplay and sex?

Right? For me I'm totally in the mood in the afternoon when he's not around. But then when we go to bed I just want to sleep. It's not that comfortable anymore, why bother?

mlee116

SLC1102 said:

MissChristineMarie said:

LiliansMama14 said:

My nipples are leaking milk for the first time instead of the clear stuff and hubby says it's yummy!

Why is your husband tasting the stuff that comes out of your nips? Is he going to try your breast milk too?

If it happens, it happens...

I have no doubt that as some point between now and delivery if I leak, it's going to be during sex when he's all up on my boobs.

Even a year after I had DS, my boobs leaked during sex. 

cwbh928

SLC1102 said:

MissChristineMarie said:

LiliansMama14 said:

My nipples are leaking milk for the first time instead of the clear stuff and hubby says it's yummy!

Why is your husband tasting the stuff that comes out of your nips? Is he going to try your breast milk too?

If it happens, it happens...

I have no doubt that as some point between now and delivery if I leak, it's going to be during sex when he's all up on my boobs.

 

I feel the same way that if it going to happen, it will probably be during sex!  It also happens to be one of my husbands biggest fears.  It would totally be a mood killer and even though I would be embarrassed ( a little), I would totally start cracking up just because I know the face he will make and his overall reaction! 

Heidig14

I just watched that movie neighbors, and this reminded me of when he milks her, I can't stop laughing.

leoandethansmom

I've peed on my hands every single time I've peed in the past week. I know we've discussed this before but OMG with the pee. I'm over it.

kelsz12

leosmom25 said:

I've peed on my hands every single time I've peed in the past week. I know we've discussed this before but OMG with the pee. I'm over it.

I thought I was the only one! I felt like a seriously special breed of person because I couldn't wipe without getting drop on my hand. Ugh!

kelsz12

My husband hasn't been allowed near my boobs since around week 10.

My TMI is that I am having no constipation issues at all. Not sure if it's all the fruits, vegetables and water I consume but my body is keeping it regular.

goatlady12

My farts are constant and foul.  They make my husband gag, and I don't feel bad at all. 

smack427

I experienced the worst Charlie horse of my entire life last night. MH woke up and told me to use the pillow because I was screaming/whimpering so loud he thought the neighbors were going to call the cops. He also had to help me wobble to the bathroom.

LiliansMama14

goatlady12 said:

My farts are constant and foul.  They make my husband gag, and I don't feel bad at all. 

OMG ) so are mine, forget my husband being grossed out. I gross myself out!!

leoandethansmom

smack427 said:

I experienced the worst Charlie horse of my entire life last night. MH woke up and told me to use the pillow because I was screaming/whimpering so loud he thought the neighbors were going to call the cops. He also had to help me wobble to the bathroom.

That's not gross in any way.

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smack427

Ok let me try again- these iron pills are having the opposite effect on me. I'm having to poo more than I had to before. I have to use 2 wet wipes to ...uhh... clean up. My friend warned me about these poops where you keep wiping and you still aren't clean. It's happening. I had to go to the bathroom in public just to make sure I didn't have swamp ass the other day.

ambernjj

goatlady12 said:

My farts are constant and foul.  They make my husband gag, and I don't feel bad at all. 

Mine too! They are also silent so for once its my bf walking into the "death smog" and not me.

agsgrrl

On the subject of toxic ass gas... Causing this reaction makes my day!

esr9435

The other night I had intense stomach cramps for about an hour in the middle of the night. I wake DH up because I thought they were contractions...until I went to the bathroom. Nope, I just must have ate something bad and got really sick.

Not knowing the difference between diarrhea cramps vs contractions is now terrifying to me. Lol

weezy29

I know why I'm not gaining very much weight at this point. I'm shitting more than I take in. Seriously. Three big poops almost everyday. I would be happy that I'm not constipated but dang, this is a little much!

Is it weird that my kids asked if they could taste my breast milk when the baby is born and I said yes?! They are 9 and 6 so no way in hell will they "nurse" off of me but I don't know....I could squirt some on their finger. Okay, this IS sounding weird but they are curious so I don't know......

SissynJitters

esr9435 said:

The other night I had intense stomach cramps for about an hour in the middle of the night. I wake DH up because I thought they were contractions...until I went to the bathroom. Nope, I just must have ate something bad and got really sick. Not knowing the difference between diarrhea cramps vs contractions is now terrifying to me. Lol

I've had this happen twice - once on the 10 hr car ride home from vacation and last weekend.  DH is currently in China and I was sending him alarming messages letting him know that I wasn't sure if I was about to give birth or not cause I was in so much pain.....Nope just diarrhea cramps.  IT WAS HORRIBLE.  

QueenOfSpades622

I have so much discharge its like a constant faucet and now my DH says I have to shower before we have sex or no sex. Well fine then you're the one missing out I can do without the sex and be just fine.

Serunatu

A pair of my underwear got so wet that my jeans stained the crotch of them blue!

VyD81

I sat on MH's lap trying to be sweet last night and let out the loudest fart. I farted on his crotch which totally turned him off and made him pull his t-shirt over his nose for cover. the joy of being pregnant.

goatlady12

alissendis said:

I just got back from the doctor and I have to collect my urine for 24 hours in a giant orange jug. I think my favourite part is that I have to carry the jug with me to work (AKA an elementary school) because the lab doesn't open early enough on Monday for me to drop it off before I start teaching...

So I'm going to have a giant orange jug of pee in my classroom all day. And I am just really, really hoping that my nosy ass students don't go rooting through my stuff at any point. I do not want to have to explain to a bunch of eight and nine year olds why I have a jug of urine in the classroom.

Just tell them it's for kids that get detention.

erynpdx

My SO is pretty adorable in his naivete and just thinks the lubricated state of things means I'm like, so turned on, when we've been making out for like 2 minutes.  I'm a little worried that he's going to have a hard time returning to the land of actual legit foreplay.

abcmom12

my DH confessed this time he'd like to suck/taste my breastmilk and I said ok, cool, but AFTER I feed the baby lol.

I've tasted it, my DD loved it, why not him lol.  Who knows, if it helps my milk come in, I may use him instead of the pump after feedings

erynpdx

eldunlap said:

MH wanted to try my milk when DD was born, and he did eventually. He was a little wierded out by it, but he sure got over it fast! It's really sweet, nothing strange or gross IMO. I tried it when I got some on my hand after pumping a few times. A friend of mine and her DH used her milk during sex a lot, they really got down with it!

We're generally pretty freaky, but I can't even picture this...

aksue22

MissChristineMarie said:

AJIrishMama said:

I have a huge zit on my ass. It keeps popping so I'm now wearing a liner vertically and horizontally so I don't ruin my underwear smh

Ass zits are the worst.

I have a pit zit. It's right in the crease of my armpit, it's huge, and it hurts like a mofo.
@-)

aksue22

alissendis said:

aksue22 said:

I have a pit zit. It's right in the crease of my armpit, it's huge, and it hurts like a mofo.
@-)

Is it maybe an ingrown hair? Those are the worst and pretty much the reason why I don't shave my ladybits, just trim short. I am seriously prone to them.

I've never gotten one in my armpit before. I'm pretty sure it's a run of the mill zit, but deserving of closer inspection. Maybe I'll make H do it, gross him out a bit.

AllTheTeaInChina

I just discovered it's not a good idea to wear tall boots to an OB appt. I couldn't pull my pants down past my knees when I had to pee in a cup. I peed all over my hand trying to catch it.

aksue22

AllTheTeaInChina said:

I just discovered it's not a good idea to wear tall boots to an OB appt. I couldn't pull my pants down past my knees when I had to pee in a cup. I peed all over my hand trying to catch it.

THIS! The same damn thing happened to me today. Also, they're a pain to take off for weigh-in.

smack427

I just farted so loud that my dogs looked at me in disgust and moved.

Emilysan16

We are going on our babymoon and I just bought a new swim bottom with more coverage...because my bikini zone is a forest and I don't feel like taming it.

bowlwoman

I finally pooped. Just now, as I'm potty bumping.