Stopped at Starbucks this morning. Got my coffee, had my hands full as I
was leaving. Well I opened the door and a strange yellow lab kinda
bulldozed his way into the Starbucks. He wasn't on a leash. I stood
there for a sec kind of in shock. Then someone yelled at me to get the
dog out. I said it isn't my dog and left.
I am assuming his
owner was inside the Starbucks. But pretty much, I don't think it was my
job to deal with a strange dog. They smell fear. So how much of an asshole am I?
Re: On a scale of 1-10, how much of an asshole?
*not really.
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Not your dog, not your problem.
Sounds like an epic beginning to a joke.
"A dog walks into Starbucks..."