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samiamagirl

@scatteredtrees, apparently some people can sit there so long their skin fuses to the toilet: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/ns/health-health_care/t/woman-sits-boyfriends-toilet-years/#.VCIAcfldVIE  **READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!**

CoPilot2012

@kayteebayb‌ don't forget this one, #13?

chickienobs

Ugh @samiamagirl ! 

kayteebayb

CoPilot2012 said:

@kayteebayb‌ don't forget this one, #13?

Yup, that would be #13 or #12 depending on which one you read first tonight. 

Morenajuliet

Oh crap. I haven't officially done an intro yet and this is a random place for it but here goes. I'm hoping to be very early into a pregnancy but have not officially received the positive result from the Dr.- I tested positive four days ago on two at home tests (one lined, one digital) but when I went to the Dr. following that, the result was negative. I wanted to punch the Dr.- I think it came back negative because it wasn't a FMU (I drink a lot of water during the day) and I would only be 4 weeks and about 3 days. I think their test isn't as sensitive as some of the home tests. I'll be going in Monday to test again. 

   ANYWAYS- during my last pregnancy I PROMISE you my toilet seat turned blue. I thought it was maybe new jeans, cleaning products or other things but it was due to sweat/chemical changes. I now have a beautiful 8 mo girl and thank goodness, despite the blue toilet seat, not a Smirf.  All this to say, yeah it sounds totally Troll Tuesday like but sorry it's true it can happen.

Pintobean39

Morenajuliet said:

Oh crap. I haven't officially done an intro yet and this is a random place for it but here goes. I'm hoping to be very early into a pregnancy but have not officially received the positive result from the Dr.- I tested positive four days ago on two at home tests (one lined, one digital) but when I went to the Dr. following that, the result was negative. I wanted to punch the Dr.- I think it came back negative because it wasn't a FMU (I drink a lot of water during the day) and I would only be 4 weeks and about 3 days. I think their test isn't as sensitive as some of the home tests. I'll be going in Monday to test again. 

   ANYWAYS- during my last pregnancy I PROMISE you my toilet seat turned blue. I thought it was maybe new jeans, cleaning products or other things but it was due to sweat/chemical changes. I now have a beautiful 8 mo girl and thank goodness, despite the blue toilet seat, not a Smirf.  All this to say, yeah it sounds totally Troll Tuesday like but sorry it's true it can happen.

Maybe is one of those special "mood" toilet seats, they change colors with your mood.


Seriously, no fucking way your toilet seat is going to turn blue because you are pregnant. Someone's fucking with you.

Morenajuliet

Seriously, no fucking way your toilet seat is going to turn blue because you are pregnant. Someone's fucking with you.

Um no. Use the word 'fucking' more, it makes your serious tone far more convincing. You don't have to believe me that's fine. Nice to meet you @pintobean39. If my pregnancy is viable and I'm on this board, I'm sure we're to become very special friends. Thanks for using all your charming language on me. 

sarahchrismck

norsern said:

This is one of my favorite gifs!

Gatorsgirl731

Morenajuliet said:

Seriously, no fucking way your toilet seat is going to turn blue because you are pregnant. Someone's fucking with you.

Um no. Use the word 'fucking' more, it makes your serious tone far more convincing. You don't have to believe me that's fine. Nice to meet you @pintobean39. If my pregnancy is viable and I'm on this board, I'm sure we're to become very special friends. Thanks for using all your charming language on me. 

Hi! Congrats, on the BFP! The dr tests are pretty much the same but if you drink lots of water it could have been too diluted to come back positive. I'm surprised they didn't offer a blood test?

Also, it's fine if you don't curse. But if you don't like the word "fuck", you might want to find a different fucking forum. Most of the fucking people here drop it frequently.

Gatorsgirl731

Pintobean39

Morenajuliet said:

Seriously, no fucking way your toilet seat is going to turn blue because you are pregnant. Someone's fucking with you.

Um no. Use the word 'fucking' more, it makes your serious tone far more convincing. You don't have to believe me that's fine. Nice to meet you @pintobean39. If my pregnancy is viable and I'm on this board, I'm sure we're to become very special friends. Thanks for using all your charming language on me. 



I'm glad my tone came across!!!! :-)




That's some fucking crazy shit right there!!!!!!

Pintobean39

katnhiding said:

We do like @Pintobean39 a lot. I would go as far as to say that she's in my very favorite bumpies list.

Correction ..... I'm your favorite fucking bumpie.

Morenajuliet

Thanks @ramy3 @Gatorsgirl731and @katinhiding.  I'm familiar with TB and know this language is fine. My toilet seat is still blue though and all the fucking fucks don't change that. I look forward to getting to know you all and I'm sure my endearing personality will allow you to overlook my lack of F bombing .  

Pintobean39

I've got to see a picture of this said "blue toilet seat".

I'm from Missouri ..... The show me state.

Gatorsgirl731

Hold the fucking phone @Pintobean39‌ and @scatteredtrees‌ I'M FROM MISSOURI TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pintobean39

scatteredtrees said:

Pintobean39 said:

I've got to see a picture of this said "blue toilet seat".

I'm from Missouri ..... The show me state.

As am I. MISSOURAH! FUCK YEAH! 

But still, I have been pregnant three times and my toilet seat has never changed colors. Not fucking possible. 

Im on my 8th pregnancy ..... Fucking white toilet seats all around me and seriously my vagina is as blue as Papa Smurf.

Morenajuliet

@Pintobean39 I'm from NY which is not the 'I have to show you' state. Maybe in the future if you're nice to me I'll take a photo just for you…..but you didn't say 'pretty fucking please' so I'm going to have to pass this time around. @Scatteredtrees 3 kids is a lot but it doesn't mean just because it didn't happen to you it's not real. Anyways ladies- mamas gotta pump so you'll just have to miss me for the next few minutes. More Gifs please. 

   

SassyPants150

Pintobean39

See now if it were me and I had a bunch of ppl saying "no fucking way" I'd be running into my bathroom taking pictures of my positive pee sticks on top of my blue toilet before you could say Mississippi.

Morenajuliet

What can I say, I'm just not used to running to my toilet and taking pictures. However @Pintobean39 for you I will….even with my pee sticks. Just say pretty please and I'll actually do it. Mind you I'm pumping here so taking silly photos of my blue toilet seat and toilet might take a little longer.

samiamagirl

Flip the table screw them all!

Morenajuliet

The digital dies after 2 days apparently but there are the tests and the toilet seat we're all excited to see.

lindsey85d

It looks purple. Barney baby!!

Poppy715

The entire toilet looks purple. Like that's the color it started as. Like you bought a purple toilet.

Morenajuliet

Linda-Ha! Lurv ya @CrazyAunt84‌

CoPilot2012

#14? @kayteebayb‌

Pintobean39

Maybe it's because I'm mobile but I can't really tell anything in that pic. Except I see lines, Congrats!

@CrazyAunt84‌ nope I don't, my mom died almost 15 years ago.

I can't believe I'm up at 1am googling blue toilets. Haven't found anything scientific yet.

kayteebayb

@copilot2012 I think this is both 14 and 15 for the WK. Holy crap I missed a lot last night, but that's because I spent the night trying to get my pregnant ass to turn the toilet seat blue. 

Morenajuliet

HilarityEnsued I did a brief intro last page, I had been waiting to get a more definite positive before doing an official one. Also, I don't know that many universes so I can't really answer your question. Thanks for your sympathy.

Sterling13 It would be pretty amazing if I could explain the science behind this modern day miracle. I'm just telling you it happened.

    I'll intro shortly

Pintobean39

It looks like the same color my black yoga pants turn my skin when I wear them.

allisong1187

@Morenajuliet‌ - Please don't give New Yorkers a bad wrap...

@CrazyAunt84‌ - First off, who are you? Maybe I missed your intro... Second, I'm not Puerto Rican but why are you stigmatizing them? What does it matter that she's Puerto Rican?

staccajaye

Wow

VeganOnTuesdays

deziniki said:

VeganOnTuesdays said:

@dezinki you know what is pathetic. I have been rocking this SN for a few months and NEVER even thought about the fact that Tuesdays are wackadoo day and my name has it in there.... WOW. 

Guess what @VeganOnTuesdays So funny story.... I wrote out a snarky reply because I was thinking you thought I was being rude (which I didn't mean at ALL) and then I went back to read it and realized that my pregnant brain got all grumpy and defensive and thought you said something totally different. I'm a dunce apparently. Add: also, I would hazard that you didn't know, and who cares, I like your SN. :-p

@dezinki I love that you even admitted this. Props yo. Pregnancy brain is a real thing. I would have understood. lol 

gsancho

PSA....As a Puerto Rican, I'd like to say that we don't all come across condescending.  And yes, there's always the hot-tempered Latina joke, but it doesn't translate well on an internet forum unless we know you well. 

I love how much research this thread inspired.  Somewhere out there, a bored blogger is probably so excited to see a huge flux of people looking at her blue toilet seat.

ETA: And...now that I researched blue toilet seats, I am being served banner ads for new toilet seats from Home Depot.

DawnLilly

I prefer fuck the verb.

Pintobean39

I love when people tell me what the fuck I should and should not say!!! :-)