UO

Amjoy25

I just found out my SIL, my husband's sister, is having a GIRL!!! She is 17 weeks, and has a son already. I'm so flopping excited.

My UO: I give no fucks, and will cry zero tears to give her allllll of Willa's old stuff! #heartlessoverhere #Iamnotevengoingtogothroughitall #lestIchangemymind

bkeane619

hlb622 said:

Lee81 said:

Lee81 said:

I hate the Dave Matthews Band.

no you don't. it's impossible

Okay, fine. I hate the music of the Dave Matthews Band. I'm sure the members of the band are perfectly lovely people. I just wish those lovely people would stop assaulting my eardrums with that god awful noise.

Exceeeeeept when their bus driver drenches passengers on a Chicago River tour boat with 800 pounds of shit.


Holy shit! Literally.

bkeane619

carriet2018 said:

I DON'T LIKE CORNBREAD!!!!!!!!!!

Officially.

taylormarie923

LOLing so hard at the DMB and Ramones comparison.

I hate DMB and have a running joke with DH that if a terrible song comes on the radio, I ask "is this DMB?" He gets his payback by asking "is this Elliott Smith?" everytime a fallout boy comes on the radio.

taylormarie923

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

bkeane619

taylormarie923 said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I'm stuffing my face with a whopper right now so I don't have time to find the gif.

carawasa

taylormarie923 said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

oh my god you guys are killing me today!!!

bkeane619

carawasa said:

taylormarie923 said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

oh my god you guys are killing me today!!!

I want to curl up in a ball and rock myself back and forth.

carawasa

bkeane619 said:

carawasa said:

taylormarie923 said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

oh my god you guys are killing me today!!!

I want to curl up in a ball and rock myself back and forth.

it'll be ok @bkeane619‌ we can listen to dmb and pearl jam together. don't fret your little head

sleepy33

Oooooh, shit is going down on May 15's UO!!

taylormarie923

comeongetdown said:

taylormarie923 said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

LOL! He is one of DH's faves too. I kind of liked the single from his ukulele album. Kind of.

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

I DON'T LIKE CORNBREAD!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO WRONG!!!!

Lee81

sleepy33 said:

Oooooh, shit is going down on May 15's UO!!

I wonder if M15 is ever going to figure out why O13 is unusually interested in what they are doing. I can see them wondering how O13 always gets there so quickly whenever shit goes down.

sleepy33

Amjoy25 said:

carriet2018 said:

I DON'T LIKE CORNBREAD!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO WRONG!!!!

Are you defending carbs?

Jenball717

@Lee81‌ when we are roomies we will ban all the DMB. And we will invite @taylormarie923‌ over to listen to non DMB music.

Amjoy25

Yeah, I don't care for Pearl Jam, DMB and other bands mentioned today. I'm not a huge band person. 

I do like Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, and Cranberries...#imold.

Lee81

Jenball717 said:

@Lee81‌ when we are roomies we will ban all the DMB. And we will invite @taylormarie923‌ over to listen to non DMB music.

ballygirl

My UO for today is I really don't get pinterest. I can't think of a single reason why I would need this in my life.

Amjoy25

sleepy33 said:

Amjoy25 said:

carriet2018 said:

I DON'T LIKE CORNBREAD!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO WRONG!!!!

Are you defending carbs?

There is a time and a place for carbs; with chili on a cool evening smothered with cheese and onions...NOT WHEN YOU ARE ON A DIET and amjoy is your provider.

Amjoy25

awwwpuddin said:

Yeah, I don't care for Pearl Jam, DMB and other bands mentioned today. I'm not a huge band person. 

I do like Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, and Cranberries...#imold.

You didn't mention nirvana, and for that I am personally offended.

Nirvana...I like the songs, but Curt Cobain...meh. #sorrytospeakillofthedead His wife and Hole, fucking awesome!

Jenball717

Lee81 said:

@Lee81‌ when we are roomies we will ban all the DMB. And we will invite @taylormarie923‌ over to listen to non DMB music.

This made me giggle.

sleepy33

Amjoy25 said:

There is a time and a place for carbs; with chili on a cool evening smothered with cheese and onions...NOT WHEN YOU ARE ON A DIET and amjoy is your provider.

Now I'm singing, "There's a place for carbs...a time and place for carbs." To the tune of Somewhere from West Side Story.

sweettooth87

sleepy33 said:

If you have a shared FB account, I will assume you are either old as fuck or technologically illiterate. It's just my default position.

I assume old or a declaration to the world that you have major trust issues.

Amjoy25

awwwpuddin said:

awwwpuddin said:

Yeah, I don't care for Pearl Jam, DMB and other bands mentioned today. I'm not a huge band person. 

I do like Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, and Cranberries...#imold.

You didn't mention nirvana, and for that I am personally offended.

Nirvana...I like the songs, but Curt Cobain...meh. #sorrytospeakillofthedead His wife and Hole, fucking awesome!

Hold the phone! Did you really just choose Courtney over Kurt? @Amjoy25‌... No...!

I did. And I'll do it again!

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

petdocd said:

Wow that m15 uo. No one even noticed the "I hate my dog uo."

someone said that? i was blinded by asshattery of remembering names and pumpkin haters.

Hates her husbands dog bc it gets in the way when they hug or something similiarly stupid.

taylormarie923

I don't like Nirvana. I change the station every time a song of theirs plays. I mean it's been a few decades, there are only so many songs to chose from, I've heard them all way too many times.

#sorry

huntjul

sleepy33 said:

Also, if you are at a hotel for a meeting, and some other organization is having a conference with display tables, and all you want to do is take free shit off of my table, do not engage me in conversation or ask if you can have a pen or whatever. Just steal a fucking pen and let me bumpbook in peace. Fuck. Who flat out asks if they can steal a freebie pen? Why are you advertising that you give no fucks about my organization?

Premature FFFC: I don't steal pens at conferences, but I sure as hellz take the chocolates some booths put out. Never mind I'm not planning to buy animal cages/surgical instruments/fancy lab coats, support your pet bird charity, or come work for your chain of hospitals.

YOU PUT OUT CHOCOLATE. I CANNOT RESTRAIN MYSELF!

tmccord21

Emilyusc211 said:

taylormarie923 said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

Omg noooooo. I have no UO, I just had to pop in and protest this. 


I agree with @taylormarie923‌ but you know what I do love? Imitating his voice. #jeremyalldayson

taylormarie923

wedding06 said:

You guys are killing me with your distaste of 90's grunge (

I love the toadies!

bkeane619

I think I need a break from TB for the rest of the day. All of these UOs are distracting me from the goal of cleaning for Skye's party.

tmccord21

I was in urban outfitter buying some mom jeans (jeans that fit my new mom butt) and they had a bunch of 90s grunge on. I didn't want to leave. I bet all those children were like this classic rock is awesome.

I don't know why I just admitted that I went into an Urban lol

Amjoy25

Emilyusc211 said:

Don't we have two bumpies that are SIL?

#notaUO

#justarandomquestion

Yeah @babylolonumbers and @foutzienumbers

Weljadraak

carawasa said:

not a UO but I love that cv loves @Weljadraak‌. It's like the cutest most unexpected couple ever. it makes my heart happy

I think this means we have shippers.

ajjf1026

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

carawasa

PharmTechMom1216 said:

afolske106 said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

bananas are the devil.

huntjul

carawasa said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

bananas are the devil.

Truth

ajjf1026

PharmTechMom1216 said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

carawasa said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

bananas are the devil.

huntjul said:

carawasa said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

bananas are the devil.

Truth

I've had so many CT scans done and each time I've had either orange or banana and it has ruined anything flavored orange or banana for me, I literally gag at the smell. It's awful. Cherry & grape flavored things just taste gross to me.

muffyvonmuff

carawasa said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

oh my god you guys are killing me today!!!

I want to curl up in a ball and rock myself back and forth.

it'll be ok @bkeane619‌ we can listen to dmb and pearl jam together. don't fret your little head

I'll totes join.  But not at a DMB concert because only little 15 yr old twats go now and they confiscate beer when you tailgate.

bkeane619

muffyvonmuff said:

carawasa said:

bkeane619 said:

carawasa said:

taylormarie923 said:

I have another. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice.

oh my god you guys are killing me today!!!

I want to curl up in a ball and rock myself back and forth.

it'll be ok @bkeane619‌ we can listen to dmb and pearl jam together. don't fret your little head

I'll totes join.  But not at a DMB concert because only little 15 yr old twats go now and they confiscate beer when you tailgate.

Whaaaa?? I've never had that happen. But I haven't been since the summer before O was born.

Amjoy25

afolske106 said:

PharmTechMom1216 said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

carawasa said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

bananas are the devil.

huntjul said:

carawasa said:

Besides the actual fruit themselves, cherry, banana, orange, & grape flavored anything is DISGUSTING!!

Cherry jolly ranchers are the bomb! So are cherry slushes. I will agree with you on the other three but I'm not a banana fan anyway. #textureproblems

bananas are the devil.

Truth

I've had so many CT scans done and each time I've had either orange or banana and it has ruined anything flavored orange or banana for me, I literally gag at the smell. It's awful. Cherry & grape flavored things just taste gross to me.

So many?! What does this mean? Do you keep getting in traumatic car accidents? Because this aint right. And tell me about this neck surgery....like your bones or what? So. Many. Questions.