GOD NVM. DELETED. JERKS.

Shortstack06

efgallarday said:

But first....Can you Guise tell me what I'm having???

100% potato

Totally a sweet potato!

leosmom25 said:

Guise. I'm due 12/1 but I'm still super scared I'm going to have a Christmas baby so what massage should I get to induce labor early? I'd hate for my baby to be born on Christmas.

I was thinking I would have sex and the oxytocin in the sperm would cause me to go into labor!

CandEChicago

Hufflepuff42 said:

Graves' disease is no joke guize... Coulda killed me!

@Hufflepuff42 - ok sorry.

kwikwi8181

OMG so sad I missed this! Just when I thought it couldn't get better... @twolittledogs‌ signs on to let you all know that the thread has been reported NUMEROUS times! I can only imagine her face when she read the actual thread. Priceless!!
I love you all! My DH thinks I'm nuts when I'm laughing at my phone and typing like a mad woman-he just says "your forum again?" Haha.
So in conclusion-the names you picked are awesome-you better hope I don't go into labor first or I'm stealing all of your names!
That sono pic def gives a clear pic of the horse's "gender" so at least you won't have to wait until it's born to know how he/she identifies sexually. Cus we ALL know gender is what is seen in sono pics not sex....right? LOL
And third.....D14 rocks and I have a crush on all of u- in a totally creepy "people wearing horse masks in the shower" kind of way.

MaineMama

kwikwi8181 said:

 My DH thinks I'm nuts when I'm laughing at my phone and typing like a mad woman-he just says "your forum again?" Haha.

Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one whos husband knows what is making me laugh with out looking! Only he calls us "Internet Mean Girls" Yep, that's us!

 

And since I'm late to the party, Junkie, stop being such a classless hoar. Alexzahndyr is spelled with a Q. Duh

CandEChicago

bvsbabymomma said:

I bet it was the newb who was running her mouth in the other two threads towards the end. She even mentioned that "some other girl deleted her thread because you guys are so mean." That had me rolling!

If she thought JB's thread was for real that is priceless.

efgallarday

CandEChicago said:

bvsbabymomma said:

I bet it was the newb who was running her mouth in the other two threads towards the end. She even mentioned that "some other girl deleted her thread because you guys are so mean." That had me rolling!

If she thought JB's thread was for real that is priceless.

Stop with your sarcasm already!!!

TaJplus7

Oh boo. I went to bed early and have been dealing with kiddos this morning and missed all the fun. Thanks for the laugh though!

LaxMOM44

What just happened?

CandEChicago

pooky08 said:

I just tried explaining to DH why I was laughing so hard. Something about "just one post in this thread summed up about eight stupid posts from the last few months. This is the best thread ever!"

He said he doesn't get my humor and is frightened by what "that Internet forum" is doing to me. Whatever. He knows D14 makes me happy, even if he doesn't get it at all.

TLD's reaction was just the cherry on top!

Based on your husband's reaction and a couple others that I read here...Our DH, SO, etc need a D14 support group for themselves.

freakyfast

=D>

RayRay007

I am so glad junkie QFPd herself!

agsgrrl

pooky08 said:

I just tried explaining to DH why I was laughing so hard. Something about "just one post in this thread summed up about eight stupid posts from the last few months. This is the best thread ever!"

He said he doesn't get my humor and is frightened by what "that Internet forum" is doing to me. Whatever. He knows D14 makes me happy, even if he doesn't get it at all.

TLD's reaction was just the cherry on top!

I even used the term internet soulmates and still got a blank stare. Actually that alone might be the reason I got the blank stare..

JunkieBrewster

amw0914 said:

littleboyermoose said:

Holy crap. I was so confused for the longest time. This thread wins best thread of 2014. Hands down. Someone make a note of it because in a December we will all be up to our elbows in merconium.

Merconium sounds like a magi power that @slaps told me I'd get if I joined the fb group

Is a trap. She wants your skin. I

JunkieBrewster

twolittledogs said:

Wtf did you guys do last night? The reporting forum was blown up over this thread. Holy hell.

It would be nice to have fun once in a while without the butthurtitis passive/aggressively reporting everything. Hello...read the thread. Use context clues. THIS WHOLE THREAD WAS A JOKE.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

JunkieBrewster

JunkieBrewster said:

twolittledogs said:

Wtf did you guys do last night? The reporting forum was blown up over this thread. Holy hell.

It would be nice to have fun once in a while without the butthurtitis passive/aggressively reporting everything. Hello...read the thread. Use context clues. THIS WHOLE THREAD WAS A JOKE.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

@twolittledogs‌ I need to know how many times it was reported, lol

leoandethansmom

Wait. This thread was a joke?

JunkieBrewster

twolittledogs said:

JunkieBrewster said:

JunkieBrewster said:

twolittledogs said:

Wtf did you guys do last night? The reporting forum was blown up over this thread. Holy hell.

It would be nice to have fun once in a while without the butthurtitis passive/aggressively reporting everything. Hello...read the thread. Use context clues. THIS WHOLE THREAD WAS A JOKE.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

@twolittledogs‌ I need to know how many times it was reported, lol

Like 8 times.

Best. Day. Evar.

CandEChicago

twolittledogs said:

Add my H to the support group. He just doesn't get it and thinks it is super weird. We had a falling out of sorts a while back about this place. I understand his view point, but it's kinda like my private place (no, not that private place) but I know you know what I mean.

I will start taking applications.

beachy6

This was amazing. Between the fisting thread and this I'm overwhelmed with love for D14

megbmeg

Bravo bishes! I'm sad I missed it but this was awesome. Good thing junkieb QFP'd herself! And I love love that this was reported. Ha!!

Manateearmz

Sweet baby Jesus this made my morning.

Cryssteen

twolittledogs said:

Wtf did you guys do last night? The reporting forum was blown up over this thread. Holy hell. It would be nice to have fun once in a while without the butthurtitis passive/aggressively reporting everything. Hello...read the thread. Use context clues. THIS WHOLE THREAD WAS A JOKE.

Wait? Someone reported on this thread? Please let it have been a newbie.

Newbies, yes. I don't recognize the names.

God, part of me wishes I had the foresight to have created 30 new user names and reported everyone for being so mean.

desireeariel

Only made it mid way through page 3 and I can't tell if this is all a joke or not. It's scaring me.

JunkieBrewster

You must be new here.

CandEChicago

desireeariel said:

Only made it mid way through page 3 and I can't tell if this is all a joke or not. It's scaring me.

Keep reading and let us know if you are still unsure

desireeariel

CandEChicago said:

Only made it mid way through page 3 and I can't tell if this is all a joke or not. It's scaring me.

Keep reading and let us know if you are still unsure

I think I just wanted it to be real. 

CandEChicago

desireeariel said:

CandEChicago said:

desireeariel said:

Only made it mid way through page 3 and I can't tell if this is all a joke or not. It's scaring me.

Keep reading and let us know if you are still unsure

I think I just wanted it to be real. 
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If you want real...There are plenty of other threads from yesterday and last night available.

bowlwoman

I am sitting in my car in the parking lot of the cupcake place drinking my decaf latte and dying laughing. People are looking at me strange as they drive by.

taryn0527

Lol...

desireeariel

@CandEChicago, I respect the fact that you are a regular on this "board" but I think your comments are unnecessary and very sarcastic.

I am a lonely receptionist trust me I am reading through.^lmao

desireeariel

@twolittledogs,That was a quote towards cande from a crazy person on a drama thread... 

I guess it's okay for everyone to joke except me lol

leoandethansmom

desireeariel

twolittledogs said:

desireeariel said:

@twolittledogs,That was a quote towards cande from a crazy person on a drama thread... 

I guess it's okay for everyone to joke except me lol

there's been so much butthurt going on around here that nobody knows who's serious or not anymore!! We've all gone mad!!! 8-}

THIS!!! For sure. We rarely see a newbie with a sense of humor. If you liked it, then stick around!

wow that hurts. I am inactive for a couple weeks and I get bumped to newbie status!

CandEChicago

desireeariel said:

@twolittledogs,That was a quote towards cande from a crazy person on a drama thread... 

I guess it's okay for everyone to joke except me lol

@Desireeariel - The newbie infestation has made us all a little mad (laugh or cry and we are choosing laughter). I did a brief double take to remind myself it came from a different thread but I am also more familiar with that text/quote. Perhaps the delivery or context didn't come across as well as you initially hoped...but you took it in stride.

desireeariel

CandEChicago said:

Yep...the newbie infestation has made us all a little mad. I did a brief double take to remind myself ut came from a different thread but I am also more familiar with that text/quote. Perhaps delivery or context didn't come across as well as you initially hoped...but you took it in stride.

Ouch this hurts even worse. My QFP queen has forgotten me

leoandethansmom

@twolittledogs why can't you just please everyone all the time?! damnit woman, you are slacking.

CandEChicago

twolittledogs said:

I give the hell up. I am on mobile and can't see post histories.

@twolittledogs - It came from the "my bump is too small" thread that was retitled to "thanks but no thanks"

agsgrrl

desireeariel said:

twolittledogs said:

3girlsnthepup said:

desireeariel said:

@twolittledogs,That was a quote towards cande from a crazy person on a drama thread... 

I guess it's okay for everyone to joke except me lol

there's been so much butthurt going on around here that nobody knows who's serious or not anymore!! We've all gone mad!!! 8-}

THIS!!! For sure. We rarely see a newbie with a sense of humor.
If you liked it, then stick around!

wow that hurts. I am inactive for a couple weeks and I get bumped to newbie status!

I remember you if that helps

desireeariel

On an unrelated note: I just ate an entire container of Pringles! Judge me. I fucking dare you.

CandEChicago

desireeariel said:

CandEChicago said:

Yep...the newbie infestation has made us all a little mad. I did a brief double take to remind myself ut came from a different thread but I am also more familiar with that text/quote. Perhaps delivery or context didn't come across as well as you initially hoped...but you took it in stride.

Ouch this hurts even worse. My QFP queen has forgotten me
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@Desireeariel - easy young grasshopper...I didn't forget you.

Edit: I didn't call you a newbie...just stated we had a large infestation this week. Plus I am sleep deprived so I am giving everything a double look.