July 2014 Moms

WTF Wednesday 9/10

WTF boobs (I've said before many times that lefty produces about double what righty can so I'm lopsided - well, I stopped trying to fix it but then...) for some reason righty just put out twice what lefty did, how does that even make sense?

WTF spine, the back doctor was supposed to have fixed you yet I feel like I've been shot in the back if I try to reach stuff below knee-height.

WTF weather, you'd supposed to be nice but you're yuck so no riding at the beach today.

WTF husband, you say you'll set an alarm because you're coming with me in the morning to our appointment but then you check your calendar and you're not going til later so you don't set an alarm and don't want to wake me to tell me you're not going so I get up too late? I still had to go, you tool!


All of this before I've had coffee. I'm going to get stabby if this continues.

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  • Wtf nannysitter... You get this baby to nap all day and I can't. You are the Baby Whisperer. Apparently baby likes you more. Wtf.
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    Beta #2 (4w4d)- 4,577
    Beta #3 (6w0d)- 78,399 HB 115 bpm
    U/S #2 7w0d- HB 155 bpm

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  • @BBColt78‌ I have the same problem. DS will take 4 hour naps for my mom but I can barely get him to take a 30 minute cat nap!
  • Wtf cold. I woke up with a killer headache and runny nose. Poor DD has a cough. So Wtf virus going around, now I'm paranoid that DD has it and will give it to DS and they will both end up in the hospital.
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  • Wtf pregnancy acne...GO AWAY! I've tried everything and you still won't go away. Don't you realize I'm not pregnant anymore...I'd really like my clear skin back!
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  • WTF germs, 3 days in preschool and DS1 is already coming down with a cold...after he, of course, had his face all up in the baby's face yesterday.

    WTF life, when did going to the gyno without toting kids become a luxury?
  • What the crap DD?! POOP! NOW!

    WTC entire family?! Why did we all wake up with colds? I had SO much to do this week.

    WTC Planet Fitness?! Why must your new facility in my town be so freakin' nice & yet I get the vibe that you just encourage people to stay fat? "Pizza Monday" "Bagel Tuesday" "You belong" "No judging." I get all that & it's great for people to have a safe haven when they feel scoffed at or intimidated at other gyms. But where's the "You belong but you can be a better version of you" type stuff? I'm sick today so therefore annoyed with the world. Planet Fitness has my wrath but I'll probably join anyway.



        




     

  • Wtf DS why wont you sleep!? Stop crying and close your eyes for longer than 5 seconds. You're just tired!

    Wtf mom.As if I wasn't already annoyed by you and your behavior you watch DS last night while I'm at work and I come home to him in dirty pjs and sleeping on the couch (daytime only thing), not his crib (so i have to disturb him to move him) and you didn't give him his reflux meds so I now have to wake him to give it to him. WTF! I'm just glad I saw the dirty bottles in the sink otherwise i'd be concerned if he even ate. Ugh. I don't care "how much shit you have going on" join the Fucking club and take care of your grandson!
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  • WTF baby, how come you went from one MOTN feeding at 4am to now needing to eat at 1 or 2am and then again at the buttcrack of dawn?  You're fortunate you're the cutest benevolent dictator in this entire house.

    WTF internets, DOWNLOAD FASTER!  I just got the email with our newborn pics and I'm chomping at the bit to see them in all their glory.

    My problems are first world problems today, hopefully my day stays that way.

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  • WTF self. Get motivated to go to the Y and get some exercise. Found out it's 6 weeks not 8 weeks they start watching kids so I have no excuse.

  • Ugh. WTF grey box! WTF self. Get your butt in gear.

    I agree WTF planet fitness... I don't think they want you to get fit, hence the bagels, pizza, etc. It's their evil plot to keep you going there...mwuahahaha. Eh, I need to get to the gym too. No excuse at this point, except....

    WTF DH. You slept 7 hours and I ask you to change LO's diaper and you say "I'm still tired." Yeah... me to with my 4 hours of sleep. Buck up buddy. We're in this together. I'll share my lack of sleep with you.

    WTF weather! Stop raining already... it's been going strong since last night and no signs of stopping until Thursday. le sigh.


  • WTF people.. if DH and I want to lovingly call DD fatty girl or chubbette we will. We will not give her a complex because she is a baby and we wouldn't call her these things when she gets bigger. Get over it
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  • Wtf self! You were cleared for exercise a week ago but have yet to do any. Sitting on the sofa eating ice cream is not helping!!

    This is so me
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  • WTF, DS? Why won't you nap for longer than 5 minutes? Stop smiling at me and GO TO SLEEP!

    WTF, solicitors? No one ever rings the doorbell, but in the last 9 weeks, it has happened, like, two days a week, always occurring during the short time DS is sleeping. Go away!

    WTF, sister? I reallllly appreciate you coming to watch DS the other day so I could nap, but what possessed you to think sitting in the sun was a good idea? Thanks for allowing my son to get a sunburn.
  • WTF Bump. Why did so many of the avatars go generic all of a sudden on my Bump?
    Same here, what's up with that?
  • Wtf self ... I purposely scheduled my nanny/sitter later today to give her a few extra hours and to give me some mommy time, but I totally forgot to factor in pumping extra milk for her... ugh
  • WTH road?? You are seriously so bumpy that you put my fit bit to sleep mode???

    WTH county?? Fix the craptastic road!
  • Wtf everywhere I need to make an appointment. Why are you only available on Thursday? Making me have an insanely busy day with an infant
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