It's 5:30 guess what I have?

LuckyDad

jesuisfatiguee said:

LuckyDad said:

I'm actually caught up. For now. I'm not sure I'm liking this "working hard at my job" as opposed to "half assing it" I used to do.

I mostly like my job and there should be room for growth. But I do miss being a PW

We miss you being a PW.

I'll try to do better at night.

Ask DS to cooperate?

jesuisfatiguee

I'm going to make Cute Dad cuddle with me so hard tomorrow. I have been so emo the last two days. I tend to get emotional in September, tho.

jesuisfatiguee

I'M DRANKIN' BEER, THO!

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msdrdg

Just sent DH off to get the buffalo chicken and potato skins.  YAY!!  Beer in hand.  Now if the kid would just go the fuck to sleep and the dogs would stop acting like assholes all would be well.

jorkz821

Happy anniversary @tlex!

Hugs to those who need them

klondikebar

I feel like it's been something everyday when DS2 gets off the bus. He couldn't breathe on Friday. And listen to this shit today.

He has to cross the road at drop off. The car facing the bus was really close to begin with and while my son was still in the middle of the road, the fucker starts to go. I ran up to grab DS2 and the guy noticed me and stopped. I just stared at him. Of course he had a phone to his ear. His windows were open and I shouted," Get off your phone & pay attention, asshole." I wanted to pull him through his windows and slam him onto the concrete.

I was dumfounded. The bus driver didn't release the stop sign and held him there. I think she took down his plate #. I've never had this happen before so I don't know what the procedure is. I left a message with transportation office, but I didn't get a plate # since I was so shaken up.

jorkz821

Baby had his first full day at daycare today. I was all worried he wouldn't nap because he normally nurses down, and then he woke up extra early but the little stinker did just fine! They said he didn't even cry. So I guess that's good... He doesn't even need me... That's ok.

jorkz821

@katnhiding‌ that M15 poster with the grumpy cat avatar is hilarious. She should come play over here.

jesuisfatiguee

triplea598 said:

I had to explain to SD why she's not allowed to kick anyone's coochie. OMG she was so embarrassed. Poor kiddo.

My half-SIL who is 6 and in kindergarten randomly said to me at the wedding last weekend, "I'm not going to have any babies when I grow up." I asked why and she said, "because I don't want them to have to cut them out of my stomach!" I said, "babies aren't always born like that though. What if your baby is born vag-" It was then that I realized I was about to make a huge mistake. I shut up real quick. I was not about to explain vaginal births or vaginas to her.

Omg, I love you @triplea598

jesuisfatiguee

Literal lol's

stra0111

I am enjoying some cider and 19 kids and counting (is this a FFFC?). I was spoiled with DH being home for a while, now he's back to work and it's just me and the girls again. I find it so weird that I am about 99% more productive when he's at work.I have the house tidied,  laundry done and out the door for a walk to the park before 10am. I'm not naive enough to think it will be this way everyday! When he's here I am still in PJs by lunch(sometimes dinner). WTH?

I second TLex's suggestion of  cider vinegar and dish soap. Seeing them all accumulate in there is so satisfying.

I was the same with the "R word" in high school. It seemed to be a popular word then. And especially in the 90s. I have expressed my love of salt n Pepa here before, but when they use that word in "shoop" I cringe.

klondikebar

@mrsbutt There is one by Alex Toys that is neutral and Mr. Bubble, I think. You could take it out of the packaging before giving it to her. Get a dollar plastic basket and add some girly body wash to it.

jesuisfatiguee

rvasc said:

Parenting question: would you take a young two year old to Sesame Street live that ends at 8:00 (bedtime is 7:30, and she's not known for being happy in the evening) or take a half vacation day to do a 10:30 am Wednesday show?

Honestly? Half a vacation day.

jesuisfatiguee

@triplea598 I am fascinated that you share my dislike for September. Because seriously, fuck this entire month. 

klondikebar

GotGingy said:

That's so scary @klondikebar‌. When I was in HS, I slid up to a bus at a stop (I was hydroplaning) and got a hefty ticket because I didn't technically stop. I'm not sure what else can happen because I had a defense and got a smaller fine than normal. But I still had to pay that and take a defensive driving class.

Was a cop nearby or was it reported by the driver? I can't find any information on our district's transportation page. It's not like I can do anything right now anyways, but I'm still pissed. At least yours was an accident.

klondikebar

MrsButt said:

@klondikebar that is SO terrifying. I'm so glad nothing worse happened. I hope you can get the license from the bus driver because asshole needs repercussions.  

I hope something happens even if nothing more than to serve as a wake up call for that guy. aAd DH tells me that everything happens in 3s. I need to be prepared at the bus stop tomorrow, I suppose;)

jesuisfatiguee

Cute Dad made me open my beer with a UT bottle opener the other day that played the fight song when pressed. 

He is the only person I have met who actually spoke aloud the words, "I bleed orange." 

I felt this was relevant. when I started typing it, but it's really not. Sorreh.

jorkz821

rvasc said:

Parenting question: would you take a young two year old to Sesame Street live that ends at 8:00 (bedtime is 7:30, and she's not known for being happy in the evening) or take a half vacation day to do a 10:30 am Wednesday show?

Wednesday show if you can swing it.

LuckyDad

Does Taylor Swift have a new song? I can't seem to find it on the radio.


/sarcasm

jorkz821

@klondikebar‌ you showed great restraint! I hope something cones of it for him. What an ass.

LuckyDad

jesuisfatiguee said:

Cute Dad made me open my beer with a UT bottle opener the other day that played the fight song when pressed. 

He is the only person I have met who actually spoke aloud the words, "I bleed orange." 

"I can't wait to see that"

*creepy grin*

klondikebar

@rvasc My boys weren't good staying up past their bedtimes. There's no way that show would've been enjoyable at night for them. I'd do the vacation day.

jesuisfatiguee

luxannie said:

So, when @jesuisfatiguee‌ marries CD, what's the invite sitch gonna be? Just an open thread with reception info? A PM to the leaderboard? A snapchat frenzy? Consider this my RSVP. I'll byob!

I'll just create a thread with my registry info. 

theimpossibleastronaut

My cat is staring at me. She's mad because I put her collar back on. I'm sure I'll find it on the hall floor later tonight.

theimpossibleastronaut

H is watching a Robin Williams documentary. This is making me sad.

I think I will window shop in NYCO's website for fall clothes.

jesuisfatiguee

pobrecita said:

All I had for dessert was half a sugar free chocolate bar and a Popsicle. Lame.

Wtf. Why are you telling me this? This is horrible. I am so sorry.

jesuisfatiguee

triplea598 said:

Cute Dad made me open my beer with a UT bottle opener the other day that played the fight song when pressed. 

He is the only person I have met who actually spoke aloud the words, "I bleed orange." 

I felt this was relevant. when I started typing it, but it's really not. Sorreh.

My dad has this bottle opener. I used it the other night and didn't realize it played music. I dropped my beer and was sad.

lol It's startling! I wasn't expecting music, either. I think I accidentally said something insulting like a really sarcastic, "Oh my GAWD" as soon as it started. 

Oops.

4PrivetDrive

Happy anniversary @TyrannosaurusLex‌!

I'm so glad your LO wasn't hurt @klondikebar‌, I hope you get a plate #.

I'm definitely drinking once I get the boys to bed. My 3 wk old hates life today, so it's been a rough one.

jesuisfatiguee

I just killed a bug and wiped it on my cat.

klondikebar

So can we all vote for you for mod, @katnhiding, even if we don't go there?

klondikebar

OMG @shinyredsmartazz. That's hilarious.

I think I need to go to the doctor. I seem to have caught the clambake.

ready-or-not

jesuisfatiguee said:

Cute Dad made me open my beer with a UT bottle opener the other day that played the fight song when pressed. 

He is the only person I have met who actually spoke aloud the words, "I bleed orange." 

I felt this was relevant. when I started typing it, but it's really not. Sorreh.

Oh. Well, see, if you had shared this info earlier I could have told you a long time ago what a great catch this guy was. Score one for Cute Dad!

#volsforlyfe
#GBO!

stra0111

K guise I think songza is onto us using it as our dtd music. You may remember last time was "When a Man Loves a Woman". This time LL Cool J's "Doin it". Songza how you know my lyfe?!

Confession: that song may have been on a CD I burned in high school titled "fuck mix"

klondikebar

BunkinMama said:

So can we all vote for you for mod, @katnhiding, even if we don't go there?

Polls are anonymous!

Well then, expect my support as well as a vote from Buddy the Elf.

klondikebar

Under the kitchen sink leaks are the worst. Sorry @mrsbutt. I hope the damage wasn't too bad.

jesuisfatiguee

What is vols? What is GBO?

UT = University of Texas.

theimpossibleastronaut

H is sleeping on the couch because he has a cold and wants me to get some sleep tonight after neither of us slept well last night. He is really so sweet. I kind of feel bad for enjoying the fact that I'm sprawled out in the middle of the bed... Kind of. Eta: I did offer to sleep on the couch, but he said he'd rather sleep there.

theimpossibleastronaut

Hope all is ok @OwlishBookish‌.

klondikebar

I've been working on a bunch of Halloween stuff this week. These aren't my photos, just the original ideas. Just thought I'd share with my fellow Halloween lovers for inspiration.





And I made one similar to this last year.