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hooligans4hooligans4 member
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Sperm.

My dorky husband called it his "baby batter" yesterday and I fell on the floor laughing.

So what does your man call it?

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DD born 8/96, DS born 8/04

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  • KirstenAleciaKirstenAlecia member
    My hubby is boring and just calls them his swimmers......

    i have heard him use the term baby batter though too.

    @Holligans4 have you seen Something about Mary? Thats what the guy calls it there too......bathroom scene....hilarious. 
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  • KirstenAleciaKirstenAlecia member
    LMAO @Jimbobcooter .......yup!!!!! thats the one!
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  • hooligans4hooligans4 member
    Omg!!! That's so funny. He does like that movie.

      Me:39, DH:40

    DD born 8/96, DS born 8/04

    TTC#3

    NTNP since 2006, active trying 1/13

    Natural M/C 3/13 at 7 weeks

    CP 2/14

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  • sonpetitlapinsonpetitlapin member
    Cute conversation with hubby.  

    Mine doesn't have any for the little swimmers.....
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  • kelley72kelley72 member
    No cute answer here either.  Last night we were talking and he told me he hasn't produced on his own since I was in the first trimester last pregnancy.  I thought that was sweet!  He is atleast aware of the need for his goods!  So there, I call it his goods
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  • pinkishrabbitpinkishrabbit member
    Mine calls his 'the troops', lol
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  • URMySunshine77URMySunshine77 member
    DH is kind of serious, so he wouldn't have a name for them. 

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  • Davie813Davie813 member
    My husband and I are gross, so--the crudest, nastiest slang terms for semen you know?  We use all of those.  When we're keeping it PG, we sometimes refer to the sperm themselves as his boys.  Except the x-chromosome ones--would those be girls?
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  • DjinnaGDjinnaG member
    Seed - but always in a Top Gun accent/sentence structure.  As in, "You (I) have the need - the need for seed."

    During non-fertile days, it really doesn't get referenced, other than as maybe "the cleanup" (that which needs to be cleaned up).
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  • ewennerewenner member
    My DH calls them swimmers - nothing too spectacular there - but he also sings a little song to them after BD to encourage their swimming abilities.  It always makes me laugh.
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  • hooligans4hooligans4 member
    @ewenner you think you can write that and not tell us his song.
    Spill it lady!!!! (Pun intended)

      Me:39, DH:40

    DD born 8/96, DS born 8/04

    TTC#3

    NTNP since 2006, active trying 1/13

    Natural M/C 3/13 at 7 weeks

    CP 2/14

    Daisypath Anniversary tickers

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