I won't let her turn the lights on at bedtime. She had to go ride on a fire truck in a parade. There weren't any bubbles in her lawn mower. I put bubbles in her lawn mower. I asked her to eat her tacos. Animal crackers aren't dinner. Her sparkly shoes don't fit. She has to wear a helmet to ride her bike. I threw away the ribbons in her hair (it was gift ribbon, easily replaced). Her sister didn't want to be held. The little one didn't really cry today so that part was a win!
Hallelujah, it's a miracle, I have children AND a signature!