Time to vent: Dear __________

MelissaMiso

Let's hear some letters you shouldn't really send. I'll start:


Dear Hubby:

While I appreciate your effort, please note that doing the laundry does not mean throwing the clothes into the washer and then the dryer and leaving them for me to fold. It especially doesn't mean throwing them in the the wash and leaving them wet for a day so I have to rewash them anyway (but really thanks for the text from work asking me to rewash the load you left in from yesterday).

Thanks,
Your over worked, under appreciated wife

P.S. The lint catch doesn't empty itself.

MelissaMiso

***child mentioned****

Dear Toddler:

Telling me "Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!" when I have to leave for work really rips my heart out and reminds me how much I hate not being a SAHM. Please stop so I can at least pretend that you are okay with not having mommy around 24/7.

Love,

Mommy

hooligans4

Dear uterus,
Please give me a baby.
Love, All of us on TTC>35

emsmama15

Love it @hooligans4‌! Along those same lines ... Dear Ovarian Cyst, Please go away! Thanks much! H

KirstenAlecia

LOL  @Hooligans4!!

Can I write like 4 letters??? Please????

Dear kitteh,

I love you, you adorable furry purry ball of fluffy love.........but stop knocking everything off my desk cause I'm not petting you...Im trying to WORK.

Love, 

your cat mom.

Dear Hubby,

I realize that i do not make a large income.......Im sorry I don't have my Master Degree like you. You chose to marry someone who you knew wasn't like you. I do realize that while the money I make running a measly tiny photography business doesn't contribute as much as we would like all the time and it can be downright unpredictable..........me spending $28 dollars should not be such a big deal. I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SPENT MONEY ON ME. 

You golf and go on trips and bought a brand new TV and BluRay player and decided we are getting cable again for the first time in YEARS so YOU can watch football...............but me spending $28 dollars for a night out to paint and have a glass of wine with the girls is an issue???????? Get over yourself and what ever it was that you said when i voiced concern about the TV.......oh thats right you said "Thats why I work......"  Meaning i have no rights to spend $28 dollars cause you think my contribution isn't enough to afford me $28.......Well EFF U! 

Lovingly,

your wife

Dear Ex Co-photographer,

You are a sissy of a man. Man up and talk about what is and isn't working for you anymore.....dont make me hear it else where. PS.....Im going to make more $$ without you holding me back......watch.

Sincerely,

The "friend" and partner you are TRYING to screw over. 

Ok I will leave it at that.......or i will be angry......

Cheers! 

kelley72

Dear no not dear damn body,

I recognize I am 42 and changes in my fertility will occur and are expected; however this ambiguous information, temps, cf, and cp changes are really frustrating!  Just give me a slow change so I can adjust my emotional expectations.  

Frustrated Kelley

KirstenAlecia

Sorry I have to write the 4th one....lol

Dear Aunt Flo,

You biotch, I wish you would get here when you are scheduled to visit. Last month it was something like 9 days late and this month its something like 5???? I realize we are clearly no longer on a visiting schedule but are we so old a senile things are going downhill fast and no longer have a schedule??? Its just going to be random??Screw you and the excruciating cramps you brought with you which are also an unwelcome change. I have half a mind to tewll you never to come back.....cause at this rate i don't need babies.......i want to throw a brick at hubby not make babies with him

Sincerely, 

your crampy niece? 

Ok I'm done really.

I swear I'm mostly mentally stable.

hooligans4

@KirstenAlecia your cycle is probably off because of your diet. You have lost a ton if weight quickly and that can screw with things.

CML11

Oh, I wish I could send this!!!


Dear boss,

You are the most insensitive human alive and have the heart of an ogre. Your pathetic attempt at sympathy asking me how IVF is going, was just your slimy way of bringing up my infertility once again. Thanks for that. And then stating that "I will have to choose between starting a family or using my time for a vacation", I so graciously might add you approved 2 months ago. So I hope somehow you survive after all this bad karma comes back around to you, because you are in for a lifetime of shit. You are a bitch and a monster. All of your employees hate you and also want to leave, but they are too afraid of you to ever stand up to you. That and you fire people who do. I can't wait till I can leave your terribly run company forever.

Sincerely,
Your angry Infertle employee

KirstenAlecia

Im sorry @CML11

Can you file a complaint with HR saying you feel like she is taking jabs at you?

I would in a heart beat! But then again i know how hard it can be. I was horribly bullied in the workplace at my last full time job and know how hard it can be to stand up for yourself......however years later.....I WISH i had had the guts to file a lawsuit......

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Davie813

**child mentioned** 

@Melissamiso, you might regret giving me this template.  I'm having a bad day.

Dear Daughter,
I know transitioning to a new daycare is scary, and I'm sorry you're having such a tough time.  It breaks my heart to leave you every morning when you're so sad.  Staying up all night every night is not the answer, though.  Your father and I are exhausted--please take it easy on us?

Dear Husband's Employer,
While I understand that your reduced work force is awesome for your shareholders (proooooofits!  Whee!), my husband's ~70 hour workweek is not awesome for our family.  I know it's a foreign concept, but you should be ashamed.

Dear Body,
One (huge) dominant follicle after (only) 3 days of meds?  Just one?  Do things right!

Dear RE,
I'm not an expert, obviously, but it seems to me that Tuesday's weirdly high E2 reading and today's weirdly large (SINGLE) follicle are probably related.  Can you please pay more attention to stuff like this?  I think it would save me some trouble.  On a related note, why do you have to be located waaaay out there in the suburbs?  Getting up at the crack of dawn to drive 1.5 hours each way for my probing and bad news is not fun.

Dear Other Drivers on the Edens Expressway,
Where are you all going at 6:00 in the morning?  And why are you so rude?

Dear Golfers, Inventors of Golf, Inventor of the Golf Outing as a Concept, and Whichever Development Person Decided that Our Agency Needed to Have One,
You know what you did, and you know what you can do.

Dear Weather Gods,
RE: Summer 2014,
Really?  That was it?  Pathetic.

Dear Rest of the World,
I'll get to you after my nap.

Davie813

CML11 said:

Oh, I wish I could send this!!! Dear boss, You are the most insensitive human alive and have the heart of an ogre. Your pathetic attempt at sympathy asking me how IVF is going, was just your slimy way of bringing up my infertility once again. Thanks for that. And then stating that "I will have to choose between starting a family or using my time for a vacation", I so graciously might add you approved 2 months ago. So I hope somehow you survive after all this bad karma comes back around to you, because you are in for a lifetime of shit. You are a bitch and a monster. All of your employees hate you and also want to leave, but they are too afraid of you to ever stand up to you. That and you fire people who do. I can't wait till I can leave your terribly run company forever. Sincerely, Your angry Infertle employee

I'm sorry.  That is really crappy.

CML11

@KirstenAlecia‌ and @Davie813‌ yeah she's a pretty terrible human. My HR dept is useless, so no help there. Hope I qualify for FMLA so I can stick it to her in a few weeks when I will need a few mandatory bed rest days. She will love that.
So yes, my boss gets to do our family planning. Maybe I should let her name the LO too.

northernkhaleesi

Dear school board and admin,

I can't believe that you chose YET AGAIN to put me in a job that I hate, when there were two that were meant for me. You looked past me twice, and chose people with less experience; all because you want me in a job that I do not want.

Why must you punish me for doing a job well? Just because I don't want/like/enjoy said job, doesn't mean that I wouldn't do it to the best of my ability.

When will you give me a chance to prove to you that I am supposed to be in one of these other jobs? If it isn't soon, I may decide not to be a teacher after all.

sincerely,

unahappy and counting down to June already

lcwed

@northernkhaleesi‌ I understand completely. In our district if you are hired in two areas they rarely let you out. Usually because those are areas that are hard to find quality teachers.

MelissaMiso

Davie813 said:

Dear Weather Gods,
RE: Summer 2014,
Really?  That was it?  Pathetic.

Dear Rest of the World,
I'll get to you after my nap.

ah hahaha brilliance

MelissaMiso

DH psycho-bipolar-crazypants boss

Your irrational emotional attacks of your employees followed by acting like nothing is wrong really shows your crazy personality disorder. Stop it.

Sincerely,
Your underpaid peon

northernkhaleesi

@icwed

Sounds exactly like here. How can they think that an unhappy teacher is a good thing?

CML11

@MelissaMiso‌ I can totally relate. Sorry >-)

ewenner

Dear baby brother's ex-girlfriend,

You are a crazy b****, and I can't believe you got PG (because we all think you did it on purpose) to try to win him back, and now he's stuck having you around in some way for the rest of his life.  There are so many responsible people out there who are trying so hard to have families and you act like it's a big game and super attention-grab.  You have turned my family into a bad episode of Maury, and I do not appreciate it one bit.  

PS - The baby is super-cute, because he thankfully looks just like my brother and not like you, crazy lady.  

pinkishrabbit

Dear boss/co-workers, 

Just because I am salary and have a stupid work phone, does not mean you own me 24/7. You certainly do not pay me enough for it to be okay to blow up my phone on my only real day off this week. Nothing you are asking can't wait until tomorrow or answered by someone else. 

Please get a life of your own and let me have some peace away from that stupid job I'm only at to advance my career. I'm busy trying to get pregnant and you all are the least of my concern today. Please show me some respect and let me spend some time with my DH and relax. And stop asking me if I'm okay because I sound upset, you have the same days off that I do. There are actually stupid questions.

bearfootz

Dear Coworker,

I do not need to hear the details of your life ALL DAY LONG. We work in cubicles...the wall is thin and not soundproof and I can hear every conversation you have on your cell phone and work phone.  You know this.  You are here to work. If you do not wish to work , then please limit your screwing off to written conversations such as emails and internet message boards. Like I do.

Your irritated coworker.

lgsdesigner

Dear Mom,

You drinking excessively the day before my wedding and making yourself look like a complete jackass is unacceptable. It’s also unacceptable that you forgot my corset, veil and custom-made sash….especially after I texted you about it 4 times.

You also telling the entire family the private conversations we have and then trying to turn them against me is wrong. I love you, but damn it, I beg you to STOP DRINKING so much.

 

Love,

Your Angry/Worried/Confused Daughter