FFFC

leoandethansmom

Let's get this started cuz it's 2am and my stubborn son doesn't feel like sleeping tonight. Mine is lame and boring but shit got real today when I couldn't bump for a while....I'm addicted to the bump d14 board.

ebilbao

DH has the balls to huff and puff like a titty baby when he can't sleep bc I am snoring...because I'm six months pregnant and my nose is stuffy. So he wakes me up two or three times a night and I want to punch him. SHUT UP AND GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

hellopartyof5

MH knows better than to wake me up.... the wrath that would follow! Also, I am starting to get weirded out by the baby kicks.  Sometimes they hurt and it feels like there's an alien trying to get out of my stomach.  It makes me uncomfortable and am not a fan.  

At the same time I know that means baby is good, so it's a love/ hate relationship.  Not very flameworthy though haha

JRod13

I just got a work from home job a couple weeks ago and I haven't told them I'm pregnant. I'm thinking of waiting until the end of October to break the news. Granted it's a cake job and I don't think I'm going to take much maternity leave- that's how I'm justifying it.

ETA- that last line about justification.

Hazel622

Yesterday at prenatal yoga, the instructor told us to imaging a beautiful rainbow for a relaxation exercise and I imagined a Lucky Charms marshmallow rainbow. I couldn't focus the rest of the class because I just wanted Lucky Charms so bad.  I stopped on the way home to get a box at 9:30pm. 

CandEChicago

I think my craving (I.e. obsession) with watermelon is over. I have had a full sized watermelon sitting on the counter for the past couple days...it remains untouched.

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aksue22

I don't mind taking my dog for walks in the morning, except when it humid or foggy and I end up looking like Chaka Khan.

abcmom12

I found the red glucose drink to be more tolerable than the orange.  (had the red this morning)  reminded me of thicker Hawaiian Fruit Punch - tasted the same anyway lol

JRod13

Slaps said:

I enjoy crappy reality tv, I am currently enjoying don't be tardy, my big fat gypsy sisters, the Braxton's and yup the duggers.
This is my fffc, oh and also I let my son watch Disney junior while eating his breakfast.

I'm all about some crappy reality tv. And DS is watching Handy Manny right now

TaJplus7

I currently have a head cold and woke up this morning with a stomach virus... My littles will watch lots of TV today.

JaymeeLH

nauticallife said:

MH knows better than to wake me up.... the wrath that would follow! Also, I am starting to get weirded out by the baby kicks.  Sometimes they hurt and it feels like there's an alien trying to get out of my stomach.  It makes me uncomfortable and am not a fan.  

At the same time I know that means baby is good, so it's a love/ hate relationship.  Not very flameworthy though haha

I feel this way about hiccups. The big kicks and jabs I've gotten used to and can usually sleep through, but the tiny repetitive bounces in the same spot over and over and over for a half hour drive me NUTS. 

I'm forcing H to go to BRU tomorrow morning before we go out to lunch under the guise of "I need to finish the registry" (which I finished online earlier this week) I mostly just want to go walk around and ooh and ahh at all the cute baby stuff

BankerBSN

I find those little stick people stickers on the back of people's car so unbelievably stupid...and the ones with one lady and like 5 cats makes me unsure if I should laugh or cry.

I will judge you and your stick people.

JaymeeLH

BankerBSN said:

I find those little stick people stickers on the back of people's car so unbelievably stupid...and the ones with one lady and like 5 cats makes me unsure if I should laugh or cry. I will judge you and your stick people.

H has a bumper sticker on his truck of a monster truck running over a stick figure family that says "no one cares about your stick figure family" ... we laugh every time we pass someone with the stick figures

AlwaysForgetful

I'm having baklava and cappuccino for breakfast.

abcmom12

AlwaysForgetful said:

I'm having baklava and cappuccino for breakfast.

baklava...DROOLS

nbateman5

i just ate three breakfasts all at my desk before 9am...1st at 7:15 was banana nut cheerios, 2nd at 8 was half an almond croissant (1st person of breakfast club brought in), 3rd at 8:45 was a piece of california breakfast casserole (2nd person of breakfast club)

I LOOOVVEEE a good breakfast day!!!!!

mlee116

I wanted to smother DH with his own pillow this week.  Just kidding! Kind of...

He's been sick but he's such a freaking pill when he's sick.  He won't go to the doctor or call in sick or just rest, yet he acts pathetic the whole time and bitches about how crappy he feels.  Thank God that he's starting to feel better.  

norweigan

I have not shaved in 2 weeks, but still wear dresses/skirts to work, and basketball shorts out in public when I'm not at work (if we are going someplace where I can't wear basketball shorts, I'll put a maxi or maternity pants on. I apparently care more around our friends). I hate dress pants, but I also hate shaving right now. Luckily, most of my hair is pretty blond. The top portion of my leg hasn't been shaved for 3 weeks really, and you can't tell unless you look at it when the sun is shining on it. Very blond, long hairs right now. The bottom half is a little darker, but not too noticeable and I'm hoping people just aren't looking that hard. I have no shame. 

irishtriplets

@nbateman5 Hello California Breakfast Casserole.  I totally just googled that shit.  That sounds delicious.  Off to Pin that..........

nbateman5

vjordan78 said:

@nbateman5 Hello California Breakfast Casserole.  I totally just googled that shit.  That sounds delicious.  Off to Pin that..........

hahaha, it was bangin!!!!!!! here's the one they made :https://dineanddish.net/2013/09/recipe-california-avocado-breakfast/

JunkieBrewster

I exploded yesterday, because my husband cooked, and left a shit all over the counter. He cleaned up when he cooked dinner, so I don't even feel a little bad about it.

you're not helping me out by cooking, when you leave a huge fucking mess for me to clean up.

sysakbaby

My FFFC:

I have been addicted to the O14 board. The drama that has erupted over there for the past week has been absolutely popcorn eating, gif producing, hilarious. They also have a resident crazy that I've been following because shes so BSC I can't believe shes a real person.

AlwaysForgetful

I also have no clue who Adam Levine is. No clue.....

norweigan

Oh I have another one. Lately I've started dancing "with my baby". As in basically rocking back and forth or shaking my butt while having my hands on my belly. To me it feels kind of like bonding with him, like I'm really dancing with him, even though he probably is confused with all the jerking movements from my amazing dance moves. It happens really whenever I hear a song I want to dance to (and I'm alone where no one can see me), but the really flammable part of this confession probably is what triggers it most.... Those target commercials where they play Beyonce and Bob Marley on the recorders. 

nesenotes

I'm an ungrateful bitch and I really wish I could tell my mom and grandma not to make any more freaking blankets!! I don't know what their obsession is with home made blankets but I have like 10 blankets already and I wanted to try the AA this time. My mom already bought 6 fabrics (yes 6!) To make blankets. I want to shake her!

Oh and as I was leaving she tried to measure my waist and I yelled hell no! Don't make me anything!! I buy my clothes. Driving me nuts!

aksue22

BankerBSN said:

I find those little stick people stickers on the back of people's car so unbelievably stupid...and the ones with one lady and like 5 cats makes me unsure if I should laugh or cry.

I will judge you and your stick people.

I once saw a minivan with a stick family where the mom was all scratched out. I'm assuming divorce.

AlwaysForgetful

@3girlsnthepup Talk to the Dr. directly, your husbands Dr.  My SO's Dr. hasn't been taking on new people for years. BUT When SO talked to him directly, he was willing to take on direct family members of his current people. Meaning wives & kids. He was willing to take us on because we had another Dr. at that practice (just not him) and well, SO and I already had a kid together (ok, more than one). So he took on the other 6 of us just because SO was one of his.

agsgrrl

I haven't worn real underwear in months. So uncomfortable now. I had a huge ass before pregnancy and now there's just too much competition. Everything either sausages my thighs/ass or hangs below my belly. Can't. Fucking. Do. It. I've "made" a few pairs from murdering all my leggings but that's as good as it gets or commando. Luckily I haven't had the abundance of discharge that some of you ladies have talked about or I really wouldn't know what to do.

goatlady12

I confess that I'm not planning a coming home outfit.  He's probably coming home in a sleeper.  Just going to throw a handful of outfits in my bag and put him in whatever one I feel like at the time.  Boy clothes is kind of all the same anyway..

lynelise04

goatlady12 said:

I confess that I'm not planning a coming home outfit.  He's probably coming home in a sleeper.  Just going to throw a handful of outfits in my bag and put him in whatever one I feel like at the time.  Boy clothes is kind of all the same anyway..

after three girls I couldn't feel more opposite! I think I have purchased 5 going home outfits...oopps! Its been a fun change for us.

agsgrrl

goatlady12 said:

I confess that I'm not planning a coming home outfit.  He's probably coming home in a sleeper.  Just going to throw a handful of outfits in my bag and put him in whatever one I feel like at the time.  Boy clothes is kind of all the same anyway..

I'm having a girl and I feel that way. Maybe a cute sleeper but that's about it. Special outfit for pictures not a car ride.

esr9435

Even though we just painted our whole new house 6 months ago, I'm making DH repaint the nursery tonight because I hate the color yellow we picked. He added in the idea of doing a wall of strip for extra torture

AngelSong76

Anna930 said:

@lynelise04 - FTM having a boy and have so many adorable and completely different outfits to choose from for him already.  Way too much fun!

Seriously!  Boy clothes are just as cute!  We'll be using the same outfit we used for our first, which is a white sleeper with baby blue stripes that says "thank heaven for little boys" on the chest where a pocket would be.  It's super cute and I can't wait for "little brother" to wear it home just like "big brother" did.

colliebabe

Anna930 said:

I love Wednesday's Hump Day Bump Day - and check out the photos every 5-10 that are posted to go through and love them all... only I don't love them all - only the clothed bumps.  No nudie bump love comes from me.. and if I accidentally hit my "love it" ... I hit it again to take it back!

Someone else had this UO or FFFC last week.  My FFFC is that it makes me want to post an unclothed bump next week even more! Haters gonna hate...it's just a belly.

SeahorseMama

I have ripped 3 pairs of maternity pants in the last 2 weeks. Thank you thunder thighs! Thank goodness for Old Navy cash, I just ordered 5 new options. I am just hoping they have enough stretch to get me through December...

goatlady12

Where are you ladies finding adorable boy clothes for the winter?  I have a couple of 3-6 mo outfits that I love, but not NB or 0-3.

leoandethansmom

I have another one. Holding in coffee poop through a conference call should go down in the record books. I almost shat myself today but I prevailed over the poop. PS, I'm poop bumping my accomplishment.

Edit cuz I didn't finish my thought.

caden1206

AngelSong76 said:

Anna930 said:

@lynelise04 - FTM having a boy and have so many adorable and completely different outfits to choose from for him already.  Way too much fun!

Seriously!  Boy clothes are just as cute!  We'll be using the same outfit we used for our first, which is a white sleeper with baby blue stripes that says "thank heaven for little boys" on the chest where a pocket would be.  It's super cute and I can't wait for "little brother" to wear it home just like "big brother" did.

I think think this little boy will be wearing an outfit of his brother's home. It is symbolic to me. I had bought it 12 years ago as a coming home outfit for Caden, but because he was born so early it was months before he actually fit in it right. That outfit is worn, but so meaningful.

aksue22

I got interrupted in my last minute tidying because MIL was early, so I just figured it is what it is.  Later that night she did our dishes and cleaned our newly remodeled bathroom (never been used shower).  The next morning, she lined up all the shoes in the living room against a wall.  She had to go under the couch to find a pair. 

Lesson learned: If I don't get around to tidying, she'll do it for me.  I keep hoping she'll do the kitchen floors...

 

MissChristineMarie said:

MH's mom, grandma, and aunt are supposed to come over our house tomorrow. They are driving an hour to come see us. I really really really wish I had a good excuse for them not to come! I'm not in the mood to clean today or tomorrow morning. Ugh. I've been dreading this all week and although I've been off work, I haven't cleaned a damn thing. Hoping and praying MH does it all tonight. Also, I hope yoga pants and a tank top will be appropriate tomorrow because nothing fits right except my stretchy stretchy stuff... Ugh.

mlee116

MissChristineMarie said:

MH's mom, grandma, and aunt are supposed to come over our house tomorrow. They are driving an hour to come see us. I really really really wish I had a good excuse for them not to come! I'm not in the mood to clean today or tomorrow morning. Ugh. I've been dreading this all week and although I've been off work, I haven't cleaned a damn thing. Hoping and praying MH does it all tonight. Also, I hope yoga pants and a tank top will be appropriate tomorrow because nothing fits right except my stretchy stretchy stuff... Ugh.

I always go nuts cleaning when someone is coming over, but you what? As long as your house is relatively clean/tidy, they probably won't even care or notice.  They are coming to spend time with you all, not your sparkly clean floors