It's UO time!

MusicFanatic

It's past 11 here, slackers

Anyone have anything?

BookitBoo

@candacemg1‌ oh no! I can't wait to see this train wreck. I really need to catch up with teen mom!

Maebb

candacemg1 said:

Not really an UO, but I'm watching Teen Mom 2 and it seems like Jenelle is planning her own baby shower!

What? Jenelle is doing something tacky?! I am shocked!

honeybeee3

I strongly dislike baby clothes with sayings on them like "potty animal" or "does this diaper make my butt look big?" etc. I think they're tacky.

Edit:spelling

danakatiepfoltzer

saiven said:

I miss Teen Mom: The Original.

I wracked my brain for an UO and while I have many, many unpopular opinions, many of you have heard them all by now. I have a lot of FFFCs though.

This. I have more fffc

Maebb

My UO - Boston cream-filled donuts (the kind that's more like pudding) are much better than the angel cream or whatever the white icing stuff is called.

Also conditioner is better than shampoo. (said in the Billy Madison voice)

danakatiepfoltzer

Maebb said:

My UO - Boston cream-filled donuts (the kind that's more like pudding) are much better than the angel cream or whatever the white icing stuff is called.

Also conditioner is better than shampoo. (said in the Billy Madison voice)

Both of these are popular in my book I love the pudding/custard donuts way better. Growing up, my bakery just called them custard donuts. Mmmm now I want one!

MusicFanatic

ladyamanuet said:

Man, we are LAAAAAAME sauce today

FOR REAL. Myself included. I have absolutely freaking nothing today. 

LuckyPenny1231

Glazed doughnuts are better than frosted. But no filling please! Yuck.

MusicFanatic

LuckyPenny1231 said:

Glazed doughnuts are better than frosted. But no filling please! Yuck.

I seriously think every donut on this planet is delicious. I've loved every single donut that's entered my mouth.

misslizzy82

saiven said:

Maebb said:

My UO - Boston cream-filled donuts (the kind that's more like pudding) are much better than the angel cream or whatever the white icing stuff is called. Also conditioner is better than shampoo. (said in the Billy Madison voice)

NO! Fluffy whipped cream filling is so much better!

The fluffy filling is too sweet!  But the custard filling is like an explosion when you bite in... I'll just stick with my old fashions or the sour cream donuts

Roxycc55

honeybeee3 said:

I strongly dislike baby clothes with sayings on them like "potty animal" or "does this diaper make my butt look big?" etc. I think they're tacky.

Edit:spelling

I hate the ones for boys that say ladies man,' or 'I like big bows,' or other stupid sexist crap. I know it's just baby clothes, but I have vowed my son will wear nothing of the sort and DH is in agreement. My son will treat women (or men), well, thank you.

BookitBoo

MusicFanatic said:

LuckyPenny1231 said:

Glazed doughnuts are better than frosted. But no filling please! Yuck.

I seriously think every donut on this planet is delicious. I've loved every single donut that's entered my mouth.

Me too!

"I have loved the donuts too fondly, to be picky of their parts"

MusicFanatic

Donuts... so scandalous

YaMrWhite

This board will forever be known because, well, donuts. 

MusicFanatic

BookitBoo said:

MusicFanatic said:

LuckyPenny1231 said:

Glazed doughnuts are better than frosted. But no filling please! Yuck.

I seriously think every donut on this planet is delicious. I've loved every single donut that's entered my mouth.

Me too!

"I have loved the donuts too fondly, to be picky of their parts"

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This is obviously why I like you so much!

BookitBoo

Because we're donut loving trashy fucks right?

I think I want a ball cap with our monogram on it. And a donut instead f a tag!

texasmama786

I don't understand the big hype over the duggers lately.. So Michelle Dugger's uterus is a clown car, what's the big deal? So her daughter got knocked up 2 weeks after marraige, what's the big deal? So the cousin moved away to Nashville to start her music career, what's the big deal? So I get America was shocked in the beginning and all, but to carry on this publicity for years makes no sense to me.

JerseyHopeful

I think we are going to get our full of UO and controversy over in the "your child's penis is my business" thread

LaBellaVida

Because of this thread, I'm heading to voo doo doughnuts. I'll post deliciousness in a bit.

BookitBoo

I think we should hyphenate our title.

Doughnut lovin' Trashy-Fucks.

How would that look monogrammed?

LaBellaVida

saiven said:

texasmama786 said:

I don't understand the big hype over the duggers lately.. So Michelle Dugger's uterus is a clown car, what's the big deal? So her daughter got knocked up 2 weeks after marraige, what's the big deal? So the cousin moved away to Nashville to start her music career, what's the big deal? So I get America was shocked in the beginning and all, but to carry on this publicity for years makes no sense to me.

I would consider this a POPULAR opinion.

UNPOPULAR! I heart the Duggars!

letsgox

My UO: thongs are uncomfortable. I own 2(?) and have only worn them a handful of times. They're not practical for me and I feel like I have a constant wedgie.

danakatiepfoltzer

muskiefan07 said:

My UO: thongs are uncomfortable. I own 2(?) and have only worn them a handful of times. They're not practical for me and I feel like I have a constant wedgie.

True story! I only wear one when I want sexy time... And even then the 2 minutes that I'm actually wearing it is annoying! I like my big butt regular underwear in pretty colors of course

BookitBoo

I love all panties. I may have an addiction to bras, panties, and lingerie.
But I only like certain types of things (super soft, completely cotton)

nah82

BookitBoo said:

I love all panties. I may have an addiction to bras, panties, and lingerie. But I only like certain types of things (super soft, completely cotton)

I can't handle the word "panties".  Especially when my MIL, talking to one of my boys about going to get a diaper change says "Let's go change your panties".  EW.  I guess she is just trying to cutesy up "pants".  Thank goodness she alternates with "britches".

LadyXaverian

JerseyHopeful said:

I think we are going to get our full of UO and controversy over in the "your child's penis is my business" thread

Oh sweet jeebus, no. I haven't seen this thread yet. Sigh.

BookitBoo

@namcgee‌

I used to feel the exact same way! After working at VS for ~3 years, and helping thousands of women find panties (ESPECIALLY their free panties) I got over it. It took a long time lol.

An UO: if you bring clothing in to a fitting room, you should bring it back out again, even if it is only to give to the associate or hang it on their 'put back' wrack.

If you try on swimsuits bottoms, please wear panties. If your boobs are leaking (any fluid) please bring pads to try on bras. And if you have to pee, poop, or barf, take that mess to the bathroom. If your child has an accident in the fitting room, please let the associate know.

MLC1990

Food confessions:

I dip my steak in ranch dressing and I think steak sauce is disgusting.

BookitBoo

MLC1990 said:

Food confessions:

I dip my steak in ranch dressing and I think steak sauce is disgusting.

*gasp*

I think this is really the most scandalous thing I've ever seen posted on the bump. My heart hurts.

MarxieVonTrapp

My UO:

I find it incredibly grating/irritating when grown women refer to themselves as mommies or mamas, when not talking to their children.  Ex: Any mamas out there know where to find doughnuts?  LOVE mommies who make their own poo wipes!  It's completely irrational, but it drives me crazy.  I just think about how you're a grown woman, talk like it!

And on a related note, I hate it when people call a vagina and/or a vulva some other stupid name.  It's not a hoo-ha, a vajayay, lady bits, a front bottom, a fanny, etc.  It's a vagina.

motherboy

MarxieVonTrapp said:

My UO:

I find it incredibly grating/irritating when grown women refer to themselves as mommies or mamas, when not talking to their children.  Ex: Any mamas out there know where to find doughnuts?  LOVE mommies who make their own poo wipes!  It's completely irrational, but it drives me crazy.  I just think about how you're a grown woman, talk like it!

And on a related note, I hate it when people call a vagina and/or a vulva some other stupid name.  It's not a hoo-ha, a vajayay, lady bits, a front bottom, a fanny, etc.  It's a vagina.

No. Please tell me "front bottom" isn't a thing. Puke. Way to equate a vagina with a butthole. Wtf.

LaBellaVida

As promised ladies,

luciddreamer106

MarxieVonTrapp said:

My UO:

I find it incredibly grating/irritating when grown women refer to themselves as mommies or mamas, when not talking to their children.  Ex: Any mamas out there know where to find doughnuts?  LOVE mommies who make their own poo wipes!  It's completely irrational, but it drives me crazy.  I just think about how you're a grown woman, talk like it!

And on a related note, I hate it when people call a vagina and/or a vulva some other stupid name.  It's not a hoo-ha, a vajayay, lady bits, a front bottom, a fanny, etc.  It's a vagina.

I agree, especially with the second part. During my Peds rotation in school, we were instructed to encourage proper use of words for all body parts. If a child is touched inappropriately and they say, "Someone touched my pocketbook," no one is going to know what they're actually talking about. And, yes, "pocketbook" is an actual term a grown woman used to refer to her vagina.

BookitBoo

A front bottom? What???


My mom always called vaginas a cookie. I used to tease DH we would call DS's penis a biscotti.

We will probably call it a cookie, too, until we feel as though our children are old enough. We call DS's a peepee.

danakatiepfoltzer

@LaBellaVida‌ ..... Drooling....

YaMrWhite

HappyMonkey817 said:

UO #1- I can't stand when people refer to a woman's entire pubic area as her "vagina". The vagina is one particular part of that zone. Simple anatomy. UO #2- I hate Starbucks.

Not sure if that was directed at me since I just used the term in the idiotic poll thread but when responding to "having a dick doesn't equal knowledge", it was the logical term that came to mind as I was typing my response. 

robsbabygirl08

HappyMonkey817 said:

UO #1- I can't stand when people refer to a woman's entire pubic area as her "vagina". The vagina is one particular part of that zone. Simple anatomy. UO #2- I hate Starbucks.

YES!  The whole damn thing is not a vagina!!!!! I say who-ha because saying "well, my clitoris, labia major, labia minor, and vagina are sore from last night" sounds stupid!!! I just tell my husband "thanks for the Who-Ha hangover"! Ha Ha

Maebb

MLC1990 said:

Food confessions:

I dip my steak in ranch dressing and I think steak sauce is disgusting.

If you dip steak in anything, you're doing it wrong.

BookitBoo

@YaMrWhite‌

I think it was directed at me? Oops

danakatiepfoltzer

Firefly3911 said:

Soooo the nearest donut place (still open at this hour) is Dunkin. And they're about 15 mins away. Birthday donut? Get a dozen? 

*I had my H get a dozen boston creme donuts the day I delivered C. I ate everyone of those.. not on the same day though. 

DAMMIT! I'm getting donuts because C won't nap and needs a nap.

Dozen!!!! (Then send 11 to me)

Edit: birthday donut bc it's your bday?? Then happy birthday!! I guess you don't have to send me 11 donuts on your birthday. 10 will suffice