As a teacher, I hear kids come up with the funniest things! It's hard to keep a straight face sometimes. But these two are from family:
1.My kid brother at about 6 years and wanted a new bike(his old bike was perfectly fine). When I asked him why he replied with, "I don't know, I must be going through a mid-life crisis"
2. My son and I were at the grocery store when he was about 3 years old. I picked up some feminine pads and he asked what they were. I told him they were sort of like band-aids for mommy. He put his little arms around me and said, "I'm sorry, you must have a really big cut"
LMAO..
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Re: NTTGPR-Kids say the darndest things!
@Beeorange haha!! Well, pooberty is a pain.
Oh, there was also the time that same nephew (only younger) asked teenage me "Cyfe - he had this adorable lisp - why do you have elbows?"
I think we all know was "elbows" were.
3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
And there's a set of twins in my class that can't pronounce "frog" or "fox".... I imagine you can figure out what it sounds like (hint: rhymes with duck) lol one day their mom came in and told is that their parents let them bring A toy frog into church with them and it fell on the floor so they started yelling loudly in the middle of church for their "frog" their parents were embarrassed!
The other day DD and I were showering after the pool and she started playing drum with my pooch. I told her "that's from when you were in my belly." She didn't even skip a beat before asking "from when you ate me?" In her defense, I regularly tell her I will eat her when she's being a pill (as in, this is why animals eat their young) but I usually wind up nibbling her tummy or tushie instead
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Robots" 8 yrs old
After five seconds of contemplation I could only agree with her.
Last night I asked him what we should get my brother for his birthday - "A purse."
We sprayed his hair colors for a carnival and my mom asked if tattoos were next on the agenda - "yes, at the airport sometime."
Smart kid.
Last night when I was reading Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, he said "How are those letters climbing the trees, mommy? They don't even have eyes."
He's too literal for his own good.
TTC 10/2013
RE Help from 10/2014-10/2016 (11 failed IUIs, a corrective surgery, and a donor embryo cycle)
9/2016-transferred two donor embies
BFP 9/29/26 EDD June 11
Another gem was when she said "Shit!" and then we asked "What did you say?" she thought about it, smirked (because she knew she was in trouble) and proceeded to say "FUCK!" We had to leave the room because we were laughing so hard.
Married 7/7/2007
Fur kid Sassafrass
TTC 5/2014
Cycle 1 - 80 days ended with progesterone, mini period, then full 13 days later
7/2014 Blood work: No E of P, but high FSH (POF due to Celiac?)
9/2014 - DH SA normal, Me: CD 21 blood work: no progesterone, FSH still elevated
My aunt was on the phone with a (male) CSR when one of her little kids spilled a bottle of Summer's Eve or something on the carpet. Her daughter yelled really loudly near the phone, "Mama, we spilled your vagina wash!!"
Two of my cousins were 4 and 2 1/2 when my aunt's mom was driving them somewhere and someone cut her off. "You stupid b*****d!" she said and then was horrified because my aunt was strict about people not cursing in front of her kids. The 4-year old scolded her and said, "Mimi, we are NOT allowed to say 'stupid!'"
Me (31) Him (31)
Married: 5/2013
CP: 9/18/14 (4w:4d)
BFP: 10/16/14 EDD: 6/21/15
One time N came running out of his room claiming his stuffed animal frog pushed him as he was climbing up the ladder to his bunk bed and that a little pee came out if his penis and gave him a rash.
Another time I was telling him he sounded like a screaming banshee and when I asked him if he knew what that was he said "yah, Marty (our dog) once made a banshee and it jumped up and bit me on my penis."
Another time we were at an outdoor restaurant in a marina, he had this stuffed cat named Scrumptious (named it himself) who came in a little yellow purse. As we were leaving, he thrusted his cat and purse at my husband and told him to "hold my purse, I've got a beer" . It was a bottled root beer but the people were laughing as we left.
Another time I was with my SIL getting ice cream with both of my nephews. As we were eating and sitting in the car my oldest nephew ( still 3) asked me if was a princess, I said yes. He told me that he was an angel. So I asked him what mommy was and he said angel again. I asked him what his little brother was and he said "a thumb". OK. So finally my SIL asks him what his father is (my brother, whom she's happily married to) and he says "daddy is a fuck. A FUCK, A FUCK, A FUCK". I almost spit my ice cream all over.
"those aren't contractions, contractions are what made my mommy cry when she had my little brother!"
I then had to teach mini-lesson on multiple meaning words.