This is the drinking thread. Come drink with me.

NotSharknado

NFT.

NotSharknado

Dudes. Life is hard. My adorable puppy is an asshole, my 3 year old is being a jerk and my 13yo is getting snotty.

NotSharknado

I've pounded 3 beers in less than an hour. I see boob selfies in my future.

NotSharknado

Plus Dh is working all weekend and Monday. So he won't have a day off til next Saturday.

NotSharknado

Let's get this party started!

NotSharknado

Yay!

NotSharknado

I judge myself for being jealous of you @PrivacyWanted‌

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I'll be drinking as soon as I'm done fixing lunch. The best part about weekends is my all day buzz.

BluepointToasted

Ooooh, wine sounds like a good idea for tonight! I'm going to try and attempt to make sauce from the tomatoes from my garden. A nice bottle of vino sounds in order for sure

NotSharknado

Just tell your kids to ACT RIGHT! GOSH.

NotSharknado

1 beer?

jorkz821

triplea598 said:

This kidless girl is trying to argue with me about leashes. I want to punch her.

Everyone knows all about how to parent effectively until they have a kid.

What's her comment about disability referring to?

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My house smells like bacon and I just opened my first beer.

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triplea598 said:

This kidless girl is trying to argue with me about leashes. I want to punch her.

Everyone knows all about how to parent effectively until they have a kid. What's her comment about disability referring to?

Because someone said "you never know why a parent chooses to use one. What if their child has a learning disability?" Then she said that. Just ignorance and she's a shitty person.

It seems like she'd be an asshole whether she had a kid or not.

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Please don't turn this into a "those stupid childless people don't know anything" thread. I'm not in the mood for that today.

NotSharknado

I really fucking wish I could send my kids to the inlaws. FUCK

NotSharknado

I really wish my dog would lick her vagina elsewhere instead of on my lap. Boundaries, Daisy. Boundaries.

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I'm kind of a bitch today. I should probably drink more.

NotSharknado

Thanks for notifying me someone commented in my thread when I come into the thread, bump. Super helpful.

ShakeyJakey

What is the purpose of sharing a video of a c section being performed!?!? I had one and I do NOT want to think about what they did.

NotSharknado

pobrecita said:

We are teething again over here. I wish the damn things would just pop through.

I think I'll make DH open the wine when he gets out of the shower. I would do it but I'm stuck under a toddler.

Ugh, I feel so bad for you right now.

NotSharknado

bay511 said:

I GOT MY PUPPY!!!!!!!!

He's bathed, walked, and in his kennel now. Soon as I get this child down for a much-needed nap I'm gonna crack a Mecktoberfest and play with mah new frand.

Many puppy snaps to follow!

Pics. Now.

[Deleted User]

Time for a no pants dance party.

[Deleted User]

Gangsta Gangsta is a great song to knit to.

nolagal79

Beer was here well before noon when H came back from the grocery. We were expecting the bill to be around $80 and instead was $120. Why the F is eating healthy so damn expensive. Spaghetti squash - one of the bastards - was over 6 bucks. Yay for 13 pounds lost, but boo out of money.

I could really go for an Old Fashioned.

ShakeyJakey

Today SOs best friends are getting married and he's the best man and with the guys getting ready, so I'm trying to get ready with LO up my butt. I've requested he bring liquor when he picks us up. I really hope tonight is an open bar. I want to get wine drunk.

NotSharknado

pobrecita said:

I can't drink because my reflux is so bad. I want to cry.

IV.

NotSharknado

I have a taste for comfort food.

NotSharknado

I need Cracker B.

BluepointToasted

I really hope dh feels like getting his drink on when he gets home in half an hour. The big kid is sick so we are stuck home, would be the perfect night to tie one on. He has been challenged yet again to do the ice bucket thing. We already donated, but I told him id be more than happy to douse him with ice water. He asked if I would wear a bikini.....I asked if he would. I shouldn't have. There is a good possibility those of you who are fb friends with me will be treated to a video if dh in a bikini. I apologize in advance

jesuisfatiguee

I am editing because I posted before reading. Woohoo, I'm in a box!

[Deleted User]

I can't decide between Dr. Who and West Wing.

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SweetTurnip said:

West Wing, @guiltypleasures‌ so they both last longer. Or something. I hate when one of the shows I'm alternating runs out way too soon.

@mischiefmanaged611 Started watching it last night and now I miss it.

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mischiefmanaged611 said:

Thats what I am watching right now.

Which episode are you on?

NotSharknado

I'm watching MTV music awards and Beyoncé just gave me a hard on.

jesuisfatiguee

I had like, 3 mimosas at the baby shower. I might not drink more tonight, though. Last night I drank a bunch of wine and ended up drunk-eating way too much. 

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mischiefmanaged611 said:

The end of episode five.

Let me know when you start the next episode and I'll start with you.

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SweetTurnip said:

I got a closet mostly cleared out (okay, the one shelf) and organized the bathroom cupboard to accommodate some closet stuff, got the new bar, measured, marked, got the drill all ready and bam. Battery needs to be charged. Noooooo! I had energy! I was on a roll and now I can't finish til DD wakes up. I need to shower but I'm so lazy.

That's so much more than I got done today. I got half a meal plan and a quarter of a scarf done. I've been up since 6.

jesuisfatiguee

I tend to make too many jokes when someone compliments me and I don't know how to stop. I don't want to make the complimenter feel awkward. 

ETA - at least I don't argue? Right?

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I think I want to start kick boxing again.

jesuisfatiguee

I need to go to the grocery store. It's a holiday weekend. Ahhhhhhhhhh