Gimme the tl;dr recap of the last 3 months

talkthewholetime

I've been seriously MIA.

Did I miss anything good?

talkthewholetime

Also, people I actually know- Who wants to log in as me and make me a signature?

usernewname

Been pretty quiet around these parts. Not as hopping as A14 for example.

kat8805

Bitch please. I'm going to LOL when I get a second to log in to even see what mine is any more.

dp1320

I thought you were asking for people to give you the TL;DR of THEIR last 3 months. I was prepared with: lack of sleep sucks but it's not as bad as I thought it would be. Contemplating another one. The end.

dp1320

I also have not updated my siggy (obvs).

spinsoffresonance

The board is super slow these days, it's like people are busy raising babies or something...
No drama, no crazies that I recall. Nothing too exciting other than a couple BFPs, although sadly one resulted in a loss. (they're still on page1)
Most of the original regulars haven't been around (probably all went to the facebook group they claim doesn't exist), so we have new regulars now.

Miles2Go

I've got no effing clue. We can stir up
Some shit together, I'm sure.

And I'm pretty sure I'm in jackfruit territory by now.

Miles2Go

@lica001‌ tell me about these new regulars. Who are they and do they like cinnamon rolls?

dp1320

that was a beautiful Haiku, @miles2go.

CamrynnsMommy

Is their FB group like Fight Club or something? First rule of Fight Club...
Jeesh!

apinkpelican

@talkthewholetime You think you can just leave us and then walk back into our lives 3 months later like nothing ever happened?   Is there room for the New Regulars AND the Old Regulars?!

(If this GIF works I'll lovetit myself....)

 

usernewname

aimee223 said:

Basically a lot of "omg my baby cries a lot! Do your babies cry as well?! Is all this crying normal behavior for a newborn?"

And sleep patterns. I fell down that rabbit hole for a while and pulled myself out.

spacepotatoes

florassecret said:

aimee223 said:

Basically a lot of "omg my baby cries a lot! Do your babies cry as well?! Is all this crying normal behavior for a newborn?"

And sleep patterns. I fell down that rabbit hole for a while and pulled myself out.

Pretty much.

I'd help you out with the soggy thing but I'm too lazy to deal with my own so...preggly 4lyfe!

ETA I meant siggy but autocorrect does not understand. 

Miles2Go

aimee223 said:

Basically a lot of "omg my baby cries a lot! Do your babies cry as well?! Is all this crying normal behavior for a newborn?"

Babies cry? Funny. Mine doesn't. Huh.

#humblebrag #lies

usernewname

Mine changes his own diaper.

Miles2Go

florassecret said:

Mine changes his own diaper.

Mine is potty trained.

usernewname

kitchencolors said:

Do you think that if I obsess more about sleep my kid will sleep more? 

Fuck me I thought so.

Way to one up me @Miles2Go‌

Nikkidoll15

My new favorite thread!

RachelCA29

Lots of boob stuff too. Advice/commiserating over sore nipples, clogged ducts, leaking, ect. Nothing to lovetit though ...

apinkpelican

Well I tried to lovetit myself until TB told me I can't react to my own sh*t.... Guess I'm still just a newb...

Miles2Go

^everyone learns that lesson the hard way. At least once.

Or twice.

usernewname

KellyQ116 said:

Well I tried to lovetit myself until TB told me I can't react to my own sh*t.... Guess I'm still just a newb...

I always wondered if you could love tit yourself. It's like liking your own post on fb. Obviously you like it ... you wrote it! Drives me nuts.

Now please. What the hell does TL; DR mean?

ThereBeDragons

Too long; didn't read.

...... >.>

usernewname

Ooooh wasn't even close in my guesses. I usually can figure them out but that one and gbcb (I know it's goodbye cruel bump now).

Thank you!

QOTR

comicsans said:

In summary: infants don't sleep much and change all the time and moms, especially the first timers, question and freak out about everything.

Guilty as charged! As soon as I think I'm done freaking out, I find something new to freak out about.

apinkpelican

florassecret said:

Ooooh wasn't even close in my guesses. I usually can figure them out but that one and gbcb (I know it's goodbye cruel bump now). Thank you!

Me either... I kept thinking it was a version of the Low Down and DiRty but didn't feel like looking it up...

RachelCA29

QOTR said:

comicsans said:

In summary: infants don't sleep much and change all the time and moms, especially the first timers, question and freak out about everything.

Guilty as charged! As soon as I think I'm done freaking out, I find something new to freak out about.

Last night my husband asked me if we should be worried that Colin "smiles so much". He was serious and actually googled it.

QOTR

^ ha!   That's cute. 

Miles2Go

kitchencolors said:

I can do my own lovetits.  Mod powers.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat.

Jelly.

talkthewholetime

New regulars makes me sad. I guess because I used to be someone. Sigh.

And there's a Facebook group?

dp1320

You'll always be "someone" to me @talkthewholetime

SurprisePartySue

This thread makes me kinda excited...

Miles2Go

talkthewholetime said:

New regulars makes me sad. I guess because I used to be someone. Sigh.

And there's a Facebook group?

I like facebook. How do I join?

talkthewholetime

becole42 said:

Just to recap the last week: misogyny still exists, cars with third row seats are necessary for new moms, if your doctor tells you to feed your four month old 16 ounces a day you should get a new doctor, and leopard print on babies is debatable.

Perfect! We wear tasteful leopard, I bought a third row car 2 weeks ago and I would tell that doctor to stuff it.

Welcome back to me!