First World Problems - Pregnancy Edition

sparksfly22

@megan81112‌ I didn't say you couldn't post your opinions, I said I never asked the question!

If I want my baby to be well read and smart, I will ask for books. If you think it's tacky, that's your problem. So don't act like you're better than me just cause I wouldn't take you seriously. I can say what I want and I can take whatever advice I want.

I don't think it's wise to leave your baby in a day care, but I'm not critiquing moms for making their own choice. So if you're gonna post an opinion, you should be prepared to have it rejected-without insulting the person who rejected it. That's all I'm saying.

Yes, I will have the shower of my dreams. You got it!

Stargirlb

Hahaha I always call this the Pregnancy of my Dreams. When I'm mad DH won't do exactly what I want I whine at him that "this isn't the pregnancy of my dreams!"

Stargirlb

"Please work harder to make all my pregnancy dreams come true hunny..."
Or
"Wahhhh u are so mean! This is NOT the pregnancy of my dreams!"

bigbobdole

Here's a thought. Everyone can use this for their book shower.

Create a registry of just books.

You're welcome. Good night.

*drops mic*

Stargirlb

Every girl DESERVES the pregnancy of her dreams.

Every girl also deserves the baby shower of her dreams. Mine involves being showered with millions of dollars in cash and gift cards to uber high end department stores while running naked through a field, shrieking gleefully at the wonders my friends and fam are bestowing upon me. Just trying to find the right way to word this on the invitations. Don't hate.

danakatiepfoltzer

I'll play.

The shower of my dreams: a month long vacation at Disney World with just dh ds and my family.... Lots of food and then all my presents can be shipped home so I don't have to deal with carry-on luggage

sparksfly22

I wish I could go on an Alaskan cruise with a casino and an endless pizza/ice cream buffet where no one mentioned my belly or pregnancy once!

amiej1227

I finally thought on one, I know late in the game... But...

I really want to send this LO to an expensive French immersion school when it gets older but my husband isn't convinced. I just want them to speak two languages!!

sparksfly22

@amiej1227‌ same here, except I want to live a year in another country so baby can also get a taste for a different culture once he's about 4.

Chili01

"@ExcitedMama2 I want a mix of @Stargirlb‌ and @danakatiepfoltzer‌ showers. Private trip to DisneyWorld and gifts of millions of dollars. And all the gooey brownies!"

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I want this!!! The shower, Disney, and brownies. Yum!

amiej1227

sparksfly22 said:

@amiej1227‌ same here, except I want to live a year in another country so baby can also get a taste for a different culture once he's about 4.

I would move to another country and I know my husband would be interested too. We did our master program in Scotland and didn't want to move back. We would just have to find jobs. But the economy isn't great in other countries and the jobs they do have, have to be filled by their countrymen first unless they can prove otherwise.

caraleeb

i want to excerzise but i want to sit on the couch and eat grilled cheese more