WTF Wednesday 8/20

darkangel42

WTF OH?! You smoke?!

WTF baybee, nibble nibble wah nibble nibble wah. Either eat or don't but don't spit it out then cry every 2 sips you contrary little madam!

WTF, period-like back pain? Just no.

hgtvmom

Wtf car problems??? I don't even want to add up what we gave spent since February. We are at $1400 this month so far and DH called saying his car broke down on the way to work. Argh!!

WTF DH??? You call me at 7 am and want me to come sit on the side of the road and wait for the tow truck with you?? Man up! One of us is dealing with the newborn.

And really?? Getting pissy and bringing up that I asked the same of you in Feb? My situation was different - dark night, unlit country road, black car and a dead altinator (so zero lights - not even hazards, allowing people to see me barley on the side of the road) was a little different.

acciovino

WTF Jill Dillard (formerly Duggar). You're already announcing your pregnancy to the world? Isn't it kind of early?

abundancenow

WTF body, why you hanging on to the extra weight? I'm exercising, eating healthy and carrying around a ten pound baby 75% of the day. Just let it go, at least give up 10 pounds already!

hab83

WTF, DH?  I come downstairs at 11pm because baby is screaming his head off and you're on the couch while he's in the PNP?  I understand you're frustrated at the nighttime witching hours, but he's far too little to let cry like that.  Plus, that was no longer fussing. That was full-on crying/screaming.  Why? BECAUSE HE WAS HUNGRY.  Always check basic needs, especially when the fussing has been occurring for a couple hours. It's not freaking rocket science!

WTF, baby? SLEEP!  Are you having problems with silent reflux?  Just think it's cool to stay awake and drive your parents bonkers? It's a good thing you're adorable. Oh, and why won't you sleep in your own bed??? Why you gotta always be with Mom or Dad? Again, it's a good thing you're adorable.

WTF, solicitor? Why you gotta come the SECOND I finally get LO to sleep? I need to put a sign on my door.  And I know you can see me through the door, but I'm not getting my ass off this couch and waking up my baby who is sleeping in my arms because you want to sell me something stupid.

WTF, self? Put down the pop tarts and go get some veggies instead.  You spent all that time prepping them so you'd have healthy snacks, yet they sit in the fridge.

middleschoolmommy

Wtf DH? You feed the bay then instantly lay him down so you can take a bath??? How about snuggling him to sleep, like I do, so that he actually sleeps and doesn't wake the sleeping parent up.

Wtf grandpa? You believe everytime LO fusses he must have a wet diaper, yet when I came home from the gym (and LO was wide awake and still fussy) you had just left him in the RnP with a dirty diaper?!

Wtf DS? You stay up ALL morning and then the instant you poop you go to sleep. I'm sorry but I'm not going to let you sleep in poop.

Nichole8787

wtf it's wednesday? I'm so lost I thought it was Monday. Seriously stuck in baby lala land. Wtf apple tv why do you keep losing signal? Wtf self? Get dressed! Stop living in your robe!

Mamanorris81

That's a lot to accomplish! It's 1230 and ds1 is just in a diaper. You rock!

MSUDucks said:

Wtf to time. I mean how is it noon and all I've accomplished is changing diapers, feeding kids and myself, and getting them dressed.

lindslalala

MSUDucks said:

Wtf to time. I mean how is it noon and all I've accomplished is changing diapers, feeding kids and myself, and getting them dressed.

Ugh I feel ya! Between feeding everyone and changing both their diapers (and DS likes to run away when it's diaper change time..errrgh!!)we may never leave the house again!

lindslalala

WTF self. How did you let yourself run out of coffee creamer??? I NEED it, but the thought of taking both kids to the grocery store is too daunting at this point.

Mamanorris81

WTF Netflix. Why does the sound keep cutting out?!? I need you to entertain DS so I can get some crap done!

TwizzyG

WTF DD. Please calm down for daddy so your mommy can take a nap!

WTF headache that won't go away!

Ekg688

Wtf self ... you need to get your deep cleaning/organizing done! The sitter will be starting in a week! Ughhhg

emeek

WTF body? you lost all the pregnancy weight but this belly just wont go away. i'm tired of rocking the muffin top look every time i do manage to get dressed

emeek

#2  my mom wont stop bugging me about getting my boys baptized since my sister just had her daughter baptized. Neither the husband or i feel strongly one way or the other, both went to church growing up but haven't been in a long time. almost ready to do it to get her to shut up about it but im pretty sure that would be wrong. so mom i love you but shut up!

hgtvmom

WTC DD! Gain weight!! Under 2 oz in a week does not make the doc happy. I may never get to sleep through the night (she has to actually be on the growth chart before we can stop waking her up to feed at night).

ghostof5letters

Why do my bug bites from Saturday still itch?

Lhalliburton

WTF body!!??? Why the pp bleeding still at almost 6 weeks. This shit is getting old.

shamyfowler

Lhalliburton said:

WTF body!!??? Why the pp bleeding still at almost 6 weeks. This shit is getting old.

Yep that's what I was going to post.  WTF random blood gushes.  I know it's only been three weeks, but wrap this shit up.  I'm tired of living in pads.

jensavicci

Caitlinrj said:

WTF Jill Dillard (formerly Duggar). You're already announcing your pregnancy to the world? Isn't it kind of early?

Lol yes! I watched the very first announcement this morning on ABC and they said "it's not what you think it is."

Um yes ABC. It's exactly what I think it is. I would have been shocked if Jessa was the one that was pregnant. Shit would go down.

susanskowera

Wtf kid? Why are you so fussy every afternoon?! You eat for 10 minutes, crab/ nap for an hour, then repeat.

Wtf hubs? Why did you get all bent out of shape last night when I asked if you could start giving DS a bottle when you got home from work? Don't tell me you 'just don't know why I'd want to start doing that'. I pumped it...you can feed him once a day, it won't kill you.

JLHV1909

Wtf Dh, if you comment about my pickiness one more time I might punch you in the face...wtf happened to your supportive self that exsisted in the small amount of time after bringing home the baby....I've not complained one time about your cooking or what you decide to cook and yet you must continue to berate me. I'm feeding your son for the 8th time today- it's not like me and lo just chill out all the time and I can handle cooking just yet.

wtf bleeding/ "lochia". Quit already- I hate wearing pads and I'm over this shit.

ADC1979

wtf dogs. First this morning one of them nips DH when he tries to get by them to go into the master bedroom. All he'll breaks loose which then wakes up both me and baby. And now wtf the other dog won't stop yapping cause I crated them both so I don't go insane and/or fall over dumb dogs when the pizza man gets here.

jensavicci

More of a bitch but, DW sees me half naked and about to head up to bed to go lay down for a few. I am clearly exhausted. Meanwhile she's just chilling on the couch fully dressed not doing anything. Then our aunt calls and says she's going to drop off the beach stuff she borrowed from us. What does Ana say? "Oh babe, can you throw some clothes on and get the stuff she's about to drop off from the garage."

I almost sliced her in half. Why the FUCK would I put clothes back on, go down a whole different level of steps, put away equipment and then go back up those steps? Especially when you're fully dressed and doing absolutely nothing. This woman....Lol I can't.

darkangel42

WTF lactase pills, why can't you cope (and by extension allow me to cope) with a glass of milk?! It's what you're damn well made for!

kweaver123

Wtf self! Why can't you count the weeks right. When I counted the weeks Togo back to work I thought I was going back October 6th this whole time. Now I find out from disability that I actually go back a week sooner. Ugh!

shortstack930

WTF MIL?! Stop begging DH and I to let DD spend the night at your house! She's not even a month old yet and even if she was a year old I probably wouldn't let her since you're slightly BSC!

WTF breast pump? You work perfectly for three weeks and then when I decide to pump quickly while DD is asleep and then try to nap myself, you decide to stop suctioning, leading me to have a slight nervous breakdown because I am hormonal/overtired/stressed about keeping my supply up. And then after taking you apart and putting you back together three times you FINALLY work twenty minutes later. Thanks a lot for ruining my potential nap time!

Edit to add:
Again, WTF MIL? Stop bathing in perfume and then holding DD! Now I bring her home and she smells like a 47 year old woman!

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shortstack930 said:

WTF MIL?! Stop begging DH and I to let DD spend the night at your house! She's not even a month old yet and even if she was a year old I probably wouldn't let her since you're slightly BSC!

WTF breast pump? You work perfectly for three weeks and then when I decide to pump quickly while DD is asleep and then try to nap myself, you decide to stop suctioning, leading me to have a slight nervous breakdown because I am hormonal/overtired/stressed about keeping my supply up. And then after taking you apart and putting you back together three times you FINALLY work twenty minutes later. Thanks a lot for ruining my potential nap time!

Edit to add:
Again, WTF MIL? Stop bathing in perfume and then holding DD! Now I bring her home and she smells like a 47 year old woman!

^this. My grandma has been here for almost two weeks helping out and is an essential oils NUT. Half the time I have to change at least the blanket DD was wrapped in because I can't take the smell. And that's just the blanket. It's slowly seeping into the house. I just know it's going to take like 3 months to get rid of the smell. And I live in Texas- it's not like I can just open the window. Ugh. End rant.