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Thanks a lot LO

haylo33haylo33 member
in May 2014 Moms
DH and I were having romantic time. I was straddling him trying to be all sexy when I suddenly queefed. Not once but 3 times! DH thought I farted. It was horribly embarrassing. I guess that's what happens post child birth. Thanks LO haha. Anyone else have some embarrassing stories? Might make me feel better!
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  • usernewnameusernewname member
    I have trouble holding in toots still when the moment isn't appropriate for a toot (ex. when your not alone).

    So. Not. Sexy.
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  • bazingaabazingaa member
    I am laughing so hard right now.. Not at you though... Just laughing at the fact I'm not alone!
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  • gutsysneakersgutsysneakers member
    MK1013 said:

    How about the fact that DD is almost 13 weeks and we've had sex once? That's pretty embarrassing (on my part) in itself... Ugh. Poor DH. I need to pull it together.

    Me too!
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    Megan43040 said:

    I am laughing so hard right now.. Not at you though... Just laughing at the fact I'm not alone!

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  • giggler25giggler25 member
    MK1013 said:

    How about the fact that DD is almost 13 weeks and we've had sex once? That's pretty embarrassing (on my part) in itself... Ugh. Poor DH. I need to pull it together.

    We still haven't post-birth, and I think we only did it like 1-2 during pregnancy thanks to my never ending nausea.


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  • cayceleecaycelee member
    MK1013 said:

    How about the fact that DD is almost 13 weeks and we've had sex once? That's pretty embarrassing (on my part) in itself... Ugh. Poor DH. I need to pull it together.

    We've had sex a few times and I'm hoping it becomes more enjoyable. It is still uncomfortable and I have zero hormones left to get turned on.


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  • haylo33haylo33 member
    It is better than I thought it would be. We don't do it as much as DH would like but I think we are OK. It was rough at first (not the sex, the pain haha)
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  • THD7580THD7580 member
    We've had sex maybe 5 times since LO was born and honestly I have no desire after working all week and taking care of LO. I would rather take a nap! I just do it to entertain DH but honestly I could care less.
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  • ksyknelvr73ksyknelvr73 member
    I am sure if we actually had sex...like ever....that things like this would happen to me. But alas, I think we've done it 3-4 times since I was cleared 7 weeks ago. Too tired.
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  • lrmrtnlrmrtn member
    THD7580 said:

    We've had sex maybe 5 times since LO was born and honestly I have no desire after working all week and taking care of LO. I would rather take a nap! I just do it to entertain DH but honestly I could care less.

    This. I'd rather go to bed.
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  • apinkpelicanapinkpelican member
    MK1013 said:
    How about the fact that DD is almost 13 weeks and we've had sex once? That's pretty embarrassing (on my part) in itself... Ugh. Poor DH. I need to pull it together.
    This is us too.... woops.... i figured there is no point in even taking the mini pill the dr prescribed me...
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  • GracedGuestGracedGuest member
    edited August 2014
    Ha my husband acts disappointed when we haven't had sex in like 5 days.
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  • pistolpackinmommapistolpackinmomma member
    So I suppose I should be embarrassed that I've been dealing with that pretty much ever since I lost my virginity? Granted it only happens in the middle of or after sex, not just from straddling.

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  • haylo33haylo33 member
    pistolpackinmomma said:

    So I suppose I should be embarrassed that I've been dealing with that pretty much ever since I lost my virginity? Granted it only happens in the middle of or after sex, not just from straddling.

    No I think it happens to everyone during sex. I just don't know how it happens when there isn't anything forcing air up there
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  • ho11ydayho11yday member
    GracedGuest said:
    Ha my husband acts disappointed when we haven't had sex in like 5 days.
    I was trying to tell DH that he gets more sex than a lot of other men. He didn't believe me until a drunk stranger told him he's getting it from his wife (who recently had a child) only once or twice a month.

    Sort of made the three times a week thing here look better. (We only have it when I'm not working and there are some weeks I work 6 out of 7 days.)
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