Disney Prince Dicks - NSFW

NatureLovers

This was pretty entertaining. Enjoy the cartoon nudity.

https://jezebel.com/disney-dudes-dicks-what-your-favorite-princes-look-lik-1621694437

aks01

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

NatureLovers

ExcitedMama2 said:

Ew...why can't Disney Princes clean up a little down there?  Hairy bastards!

They're from the past, in a land far, far away?

NatureLovers

CrazyMonkeyBear said:

I'm not sure how I feel on this..

Just touch it.

Beauxbaton

Haha haha.

Bigboneded

Oh my!

readyforround2

@Firefly3911‌ now that I think about it, I did too.
The Gaston one made me laugh.

robsbabygirl08

For those that aren't sure how you feel about this, you have obviously never read the Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice ;-)

SRose1005

Ow... my childhood.

cassied7

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen.

robsbabygirl08

Firefly3911 said:

Robs Baby Girl said:

For those that aren't sure how you feel about this, you have obviously never read the Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice ;-)

Hmmm mama may need some new reading material. As long as it isn't the weird incest one that I stumbled on. *shudders* I'm a delicate flower!!


No incest, but they made 50 Shades look like like a silly little teen series. I won't admit to my mother that I read them ha ha

robsbabygirl08

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty,
Beauty's Punishment, and
Beauty's Release


Edit to add : The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy

longcat07

i think flynn is my favorite.  lol

kolaczka

Incest...flowers in the attic? V.c. Andrews

Way more disturbing than cartoon penises. this does remind me of a themed Halloween party I once attended. Disney or porn. The was a gift grab where you got one of the two. This just takes it one step further. Disney and porn.

NatureLovers

longcat07 said:

i think flynn is my favorite.  lol

Flynn was great, but I think I'll take Kristoff.

shannjohnston

The Anne Rice series was much more hard core than I thought it would be. I still think the human pony stuff was just too out there.
I do like the variety in the Princes though. Imagination and cartoon realism. Well done!

shannjohnston

The Anne Rice series was much more hard core than I thought it would be. I still think the human pony stuff was just too out there.
I do like the variety in the Princes though. Imagination and cartoon realism. Well done!

NatureLovers

Yeah I've heard that Anne Rice series in intense.

NatureLovers

I found 50 Shades to be revolting and super lame.

motherboy

shannjohnston said:

The Anne Rice series was much more hard core than I thought it would be. I still think the human pony stuff was just too out there.
I do like the variety in the Princes though. Imagination and cartoon realism. Well done!

Excuse me, what? Human pony? As in like, human with pony? Or please tell me: is it two centaurs doing it? I think i could deal with the latter. I guess I need my erotica to be same-species.

Tauristar

These are hilarious! I love the captions!
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go download Ann Rice from Amazon

MusicFanatic

Prince Charming is CLEARLY thinking about his Cinderella. 

robsbabygirl08

No, there's no pony sex. Ha ha. You'll just have to read it ;-)

Pips09

omg

bunchiemarie

Hmmm... I don't know who most of these Princes are... Am I too old?!

NatureLovers

motherboy said:

shannjohnston said:

The Anne Rice series was much more hard core than I thought it would be. I still think the human pony stuff was just too out there.
I do like the variety in the Princes though. Imagination and cartoon realism. Well done!

Excuse me, what? Human pony? As in like, human with pony? Or please tell me: is it two centaurs doing it? I think i could deal with the latter. I guess I need my erotica to be same-species.

..........

No, they're men. Think butt plugs with hair attached like a horse's tail.

BTW I only know that because my friend told me about it, I haven't actually read the books yet.

rainbows

Wow!  Also ... NEW BOOKS to read!

MLC1990

I just died laughing. Thank you for this. Haha.

luvtakestaime

It's hilarious that Gaston has a lil' one. I guess that's why his ego is the way it is lol. 

danakatiepfoltzer

luvtakestaime said:

It's hilarious that Gaston has a lil' one. I guess that's why his ego is the way it is lol. 

Haha that was my thought too! Explains everything!