FFFC

thegoodpotato

Because it's the middle of the night, I can't sleep, and I neeeeeeed to confess!!  (Plus I never get to start these. Damn PST.)

valstulas

I think I've already confessed this, but I've won a wet t-shirt contest. Twice.

thegoodpotato

Edited because too much confessing. No more middle of the night confessions. 

thegoodpotato

@Butternut87‌ there you go... It's a doozy!

thegoodpotato

valstulas said:

I think I've already confessed this, but I've won a wet t-shirt contest. Twice.

I've never seen a wet t-shirt contest. I kind of thought they were made up for TV and movies.

MRads

Aww man. Seventh comment and I still missed a confession.

I can't think of any right now.

Clyde013

Tease!

dinomama13

I texted my friend "PEE ON ALLLL THE STICKS!" at this ungodly hour hoping it'll wake her cause I can't take the waiting any longer! I must know! I unreasonably can't wait for her to wake up in a few hours..

kaylakim

@thegoodpotato‌ I'm bummed I missed your confession! It must have been a good one!

@cshum24‌ so glad everything turned out fine. Don't beat yourself up too much, it was an accident abd I'm sure you will be extra careful from now on.

sometimes I buy stuff (clothes, shoes, purses, etc) and hide them from dh because I know he'd be mad. It's not that we don't have money he just thinks spending money on that kind of stuff is unnecessary.

valstulas

thegoodpotato said:

valstulas said:

I think I've already confessed this, but I've won a wet t-shirt contest. Twice.

I've never seen a wet t-shirt contest. I kind of thought they were made up for TV and movies.

$200 says they're real.

sdtchica13

valstulas said:

I think I've already confessed this, but I've won a wet t-shirt contest. Twice.

@Valstulas, I have actually entered one too...didn't win, but I was in the top 5...probably because I top my top clean off...damn you strong bahamian drinks on spring break!

lancomechica

I left the house yesterday and forgot to brush my teeth. I ran errands, got a pedi and a massage...with dirty teeth.

Stacey099

lancomechica said:

I left the house yesterday and forgot to brush my teeth. I ran errands, got a pedi and a massage...with dirty teeth.

I forgot deodorant... :-& I hope @simone711‌ didn't smell me on our play date. :-SS

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coco2787

Muirmaid said:

I heard "Let It Go" for the first time yesterday. I wanted to see how long I could go before it crossed my path, and it finally came up on my Pandora Broadway station.

Guys, I loooove Adele Dazeem (like, I've loved her since the 90s, well before Wicked). I kind of hated it. She's started belting more in her upper range, and she gets sort of harsh and out of tune. Makes me sad, but there it is. I think how she sings it is annoying.

The song itself is probably good, though.

FTFY . I also do not care for that song at all.

thegoodpotato

Confession: I'm a dirty, dirty deleter. Sorry guys. Existential insomnia crisis. Went a little too far. Thanks @Muirmaid‌

theuntaggablek

econmama said:

I also am trying to teach Ellie to raise her arms when I say touchdown.

This is very important for football season.

Illegal substitution is a fun one too. Maybe when she's 2.

theuntaggablek

@muirmaid I don't love the song either, but I love how much S likes it and loves to sing it.

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ashie624

mystererae said:

Muirmaid said:

I heard "Let It Go" for the first time yesterday. I wanted to see how long I could go before it crossed my path, and it finally came up on my Pandora Broadway station.

Guys, I loooove Idina Menzel (like, I've loved her since the 90s, well before Wicked). I kind of hated it. She's started belting more in her upper range, and she gets sort of harsh and out of tune. Makes me sad, but there it is. I think how she sings it is annoying.

The song itself is probably good, though.

It was worse live for the awards show she did.

But Idina Menzel didn't sing it...Adele Dazeem did.

martyn17

cshum24 said:

I have a terrible one this week. I'm awful. I was at the store with Aubrey last night. Packed the groceries in the car, set Aubrey in her car seat, put the cart back, then drove the 8 minutes home. I pulled in the garage, got out to unload groceries and thought, "Hmm, why is Aubrey sitting so weird?" Because I didn't freaking buckle her car seat. I drove home from the store without her buckled in. I feel terribly negligent and am incredibly embarrassed it happened. I know it was obviously inadvertent, but seriously! WTAF cshum?! I will beat myself up forever about this.

Once I remembered to do the chest buckle but then I forgot the leg buckle.  I felt really bad and embarrassed about it.  

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I just spent an hour on the phone with my MIL.  The last 30 plus minutes I put the phone down, completely ignored her and just said yes or ok from time to time.  She never even skipped a beat.  :-@  

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My other confession is that I'm irrationally sad that FFFC is not as juicy as it once was (with the exception of ncchanted's gem last week!). 

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Also, I'm now jealous of @valstulas and her award winning boobies.  My post-pregnancy, post life-time of yo-yo dieting, about to be post-breastfeeding boobies are never going to get me admittance to a wet t-shirt contest. 

thegoodpotato

Thanks everyone. . You guys really are the best. >:D<

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@thegoodpotato I hope you get some quality sleep soon.  Insomnia is the worst. 

giraffeluvspi

anr02 said:

My other confession is that I'm irrationally sad that FFFC is not as juicy as it once was (with the exception of ncchanted's gem last week!). 

Went back and read it: hilarious @Encchanted‌! )

My FFFC: I have a collection of photos for S when he is older - the latest is a keg stand pose.

KMRR86

dragonmom35 said:

DH told me a few nights ago while DTD that he was going to have to write me up because I'm a bad girl.

Hun, I know you are still super pumped that you got this promotion but that is so not sexy and just ruins the mood.

Lol, I frequently have to tell my dh to just stop talking. He ruins the mood with his terrible sexy talk.


Fffc : my dh's sexy talk is the worst. The. Worst.

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giraffeluvspi

My DH doesn't say ANYTHING during the deed. It used to annoy me, but now I think it's a good thing.

martyn17

ChrissieMeas said:

My DH doesn't say ANYTHING during the deed. It used to annoy me, but now I think it's a good thing.

My husband is totally silent.  Its weird, but I guess there are worse things...

valstulas

Encchanted said:

KMRR86 said:

dragonmom35 said:

DH told me a few nights ago while DTD that he was going to have to write me up because I'm a bad girl.

Hun, I know you are still super pumped that you got this promotion but that is so not sexy and just ruins the mood.

Lol, I frequently have to tell my dh to just stop talking. He ruins the mood with his terrible sexy talk.


Fffc : my dh's sexy talk is the worst. The. Worst.

Mine, too. He tries so hard but I start laughing and he doesn't want to play anymore.

So the ball gag is for him?

TheLittleRedM

I'm using nap jail in the car as an excuse not to listen and deal with my niece and nephew. *sigh*

MRads

I caught H in a lie today. Dun dun dunnnnnnn.

We've had a text convo. He apologized and his reason sounds legit and lines up. Not happy he lied, but it brought up things we could both work on. I confirmed my suspicion by snooping and told him I snooped. Maybe this is an UO, but I think you should have full access to your spouse's things. If you have nothing to hide, it really isn't an issue.

andrea0418

I haven't cleaned the inside of my refrigerator for an embarrassingly long time. I found a kiwi in there that I know is from atleast 3 months ago. The shelves are so sticky. There's just so many more oblivious things to clean when I have a spare minute! I'm gross.

andrea0418

I loaded my dishwasher today without prewashing my dishes :P

Edit: maybe now I'll have more free time and I can clean my fridge!

blairwitch

andrea0418 said:

I loaded my dishwasher today without prewashing my dishes :P Edit: maybe now I'll have more free time and I can clean my fridge!

This reminds me I loaded the dishwasher yesterday...never started it.

giraffeluvspi

BetsyD2010 said:

It literally cannot be hard enough for me.

;;) :-bd 8->

MRads

econmama said:

I spend wayyyyyy too much time thinking about baby names. I keep debating female middle names.

It's how my baby rabies manifests.

I get so excited when somebody wants to talk names. It makes my day.

theuntaggablek

When I went to pick up paint today for dh, I took a detour for a chocolate croissant and didn't get him one.

But that's not all.

I got it at the food coop and I guess I was feeling self conscious buying a single unhealthy item at a place where people fill carts with organic kale and wheatgrass, so I told the cashier it was my "indulgence of the week." He said "well you waited till Friday."

But it was so not my indulgence of the week. I have had ice cream, chocolate cake, or cookies almost daily. Why did I lie?