you know you're a mom when...

abcmom12

• you mentally call out every farm animal, plane, train and bus you see while driving even when your kid isn't in the car anymore
• your kid's bodily fluids (snot, poop, spit, pee) getting on you is either no biggie or just a typical day
• you can't ever start and finish a meal with your food still hot (if child is present)
• you know the correct lyrics to those thousand kid songs you used to sing and maybe 100 new ones
• making a fool of yourself in public to keep your child happy doesn't embarass you anymore.  in fact, you feel like the best mom ever!
• you say things you NEVER imagined saying, such as "our daughter discovered touching herself feels nice when she was washing in the tub" to your DH or "we don't lick the cats" (my friends kid thank god lol)
• at the end of the day, even when your darling child has been a complete monster/a-hole and you want to kill them, you still are floored by the overwhelming love you feel for them through it all

Keep it going STMS or FTMs if able.  I need nice things to read today!

mlee116

Haha love this

- You make it halfway to work before you realize you're still listening to Fisher Price's Sing-A-Long Favorites

- You've been asked to "kiss my butt, Mama" because your child falls down and it hurts!

- You've uttered the phrase "No, we don't put our penis on the chair/couch/in your snack cup/on other people"

- You've opened your purse to find a spoon, a sock and an old sippy cup

- You realize how sweet and innocent your baby is when you are watching the news and crying and they say "Mama, you crying? Yo' heart hurt? Me kiss it." ::melt::

 

nesenotes

You say Uh Oh all.the.time even to adults.

Sexting is replaced with pics of your kid's giant poop. (We are potty training poop is pretty exciting)

You have a snack and water bottle on you at all times.

You catch yourself narrating movies and doing loud gasps.

You can't go shopping without at least swinging by the kid clothes section to browse.

The swaying... In line, by yourself, just standing there.

JRod13

You know all the words to the theme songs of Disney Junior shows (and characters)

Naptime is your favorite time of the day most days

You have perfected the mom voice and "that look" to the point where other kids respond

nopegoat

When you have more stale cereal and trash in your purse than anything else.

When you learn the names of about 20 of your kid's favorite hotwheel cars so you can quickly find the exact ones he wants.

When you have to say we don't ride the dog multiple times a day.

When you cringe at hearing the word why.

twoandthrough

kdm06c said:

When you have more stale cereal and trash in your purse than anything else. When you learn the names of about 20 of your kid's favorite hotwheel cars so you can quickly find the exact ones he wants. When you have to say we don't ride the dog multiple times a day. When you cringe at hearing the word why.

Yes, yes, a million times yes!!!!

Also when you would rather catch vomit in your hands than have it land on the carpet and have to clean it up.