N3TR and probably TMI: TI related injuries

SweetieShellieH

I'm watching TLC's Sex sent me to the ER and it made me think about the times DH and I have injuries ourselves (not ER type stuff!) during the deed. Just the other night DH got a Charlie horse in his thigh and it ended thing pretty quickly! Obviously that night wasn't documented on my FF chart lol. And a couple of days later DHs head hit my mouth and my lip split. Luckily no one asked why I had a fat lip at work! DH said if anyone asks I HAVE to tell them the truth lol! Maybe we're just outta sync some days lol.

I'm not the only one of this board with TI injuries? Right??

TTCBabyJ

You are definitely not alone....I remember right after DH and I got engaged we were having sex in the shower at his apartment and I inadvertently shifted all my weight on to the ceramic soap dish. The top of it broke and cut the bottom of my foot really bad. It was a very deep cut and later on we decided to go to the ER and I need 10 stitches on the sole of my foot. I remember just telling the doctor I cut it on the soap dish and my DH is grinning from ear to ear. I remember when DH moved out of the apartment and the broken soap dish was deducted from his security deposit we just laughed again. I love that show as well!

Chasity08

iPutKetchupOnKetchup said:

AlaskaDee23 said:

Funny story.... The night of our wedding we were very excited since it was part of our fertile window. So we went up to our room (our reception was at a lodge that had rooms upstairs), to do TBD and being the silly, drunk (yea, I was that bride that got drunk) girl I ran and jumped on the bed, not knowing they were two twin beds pushed together. The beds separated and I fell onto my face onto half the boxsprings, half the floor. I was all banged up! Lol.

That. Is. Hilarious.

Believe it or not, I didnt get wastey-faced at my wedding. Probably because my Mom started with the judgmental comments advice when I poured my first mimosa of "remember, it's is going to be a long day" .. then my Dad (step-dad, but call him Dad) said something similar a few hours later like "you want to remember your wedding day, don't you?" Made thing too tense to get drunk.

Excellent service at the bar though when you are the bride, that's for sure. 

One of my favorite parts of my wedding...skipping the line at the bar. Don't even care if that sounds bad :-)

SweetieShellieH

GinnyJones82 said:

We didn't suffer any injury, but a few years ago DH and I got a new bed. DH is a big guy, and thought it was funny to run down the hallway into the bedroom and superman fly on to the bed. It shifted, and we heard a crack, but after inspecting, all looked ok. So yeah, later that night, we were in the middle of things, had a good girl-on-top rhythm going, and the rails that hold the mattress up broke, and we fell a good few inches!!! Kept going anyways, and the next day DH replacex the rails with stronger wood!

lol the very first time we had sex, we broke his couch (a sign of future sex mishaps?)! Now this is a 35+ year old couch lol. We still have it... it's been completely redone thou lol

BunnyBerry

The first time DH and I DTD, we borrowed his friend's apartment (that actually belonged to the friend's grandma). In China, the mattresses just sit atop a plywood kind of board. Well, early on in the action, we split that board and ended up on the floor...and stayed there. Needless to say, the romantic morning after consisted of DH and his friend furniture shopping for grandma. 

SweetieShellieH

DaydreamSam said:

These are too funny! A few weeks ago, after we had just watched a Sex Sent Me To The ER episode in which the guy broke his urethra, DH and I were DTD and he slipped partially out and as he was going back in there was a popping sound just like they described on the show!!! DH jumped off me and was hopping around and we both thought for sure we broke it!!! Thankfully, with a little ice the swelling and pain went away and he was fine. Scared the crap out of both of us!!!!! Another time, a few years ago, I was on top doing some serious bouncing. I went up and DH slipped out, when I came back down, it went partially in the wrong hole!!!! I bled for a day and could barely sit for two! I still pucker at the thought!

OMG both stories are horrible! 

I had the wrong hole incident happen tooo! I CRIED!!!!! I was it tears! 

I'm starting to realize we've hurt ourselves more then I thought :P

Pintobean39

No cool stories but I did get drunk at my wedding. I started the morning off with mimosas, took and Ativan around lunch for my nerves (big mistake) then started on wine about 5, and obviously the Ativan was still in my system. Everyone else was drunk at my reception so I fit right in. It was an awesome party, my friends still tell me we need to do that again one day.

ronniesgirl1981

My husband ripped off a toenail once. It was awful. He snagged it on the couch. It was giving me the dry heaves.

CarSaidYes

These thread just made my night! On time DH and I were getting down to business in his truck (we were in high school) and SOMEONES foot put too much pressure on the window and shattered it. We still argue over who's foot it was!!! Haha. Good times.

RNCrystal

I once fell face down in the shower...with him falling right on top of me! Happened so fast and so hard I didn't know what happened! I'm just grateful we didn't fall on the other side or we would have busted our face on the faucet!

kushie77

let's just say massage oil + doggy style + headboard = giant goose egg and bruising on forehead.   X_X

LindseyM2012

These are just cracking me up! 

I don't have any injuries, per se, but a "mishap" story.  Before we lived together, my husband just had a Ikea futon.  We were having some fun and somehow moved our way to the edge of the futon.  Apparently Ikea doesn't make steady futons because we ended up tipping the futon all the way up and it spilled us onto the floor right as things were finishing up.  I could not stop laughing - I'm talking about not stopping cracking up for at least 20 minutes.  The dogs were in the other room pawing at the door wondering what the heck was going on.

ronniesgirl1981

@AlaskaDee23 I wish you had a gif of that.