Disturbing article....

Cici3913

So I just read an article about couples having sex in the hospital bed after delivering the baby....I can't imagine that I would be in the mood. But apparently there are at least a few people who are! Here is the article

https://www.mamamia.com.au/relationships/sex-after-birth-how-long/

LittleLadyAKS

Pretty sure my husband isn't even going to want to touch me like that for a long time after witnessing the miracle of birth...

minibean16

Hmmm... Maybe I'll meet a cute doctor in the hospital...

jac409

Eww. I seriously cannot even imagine.

moroccojade

I have heard of couples fooling around while in labour...  (I guess it gets things moving?)

But this?  This is new.  I cannot even begin to imagine.

CariLS8

That epidural medicine.. she won't feel a thing lol!

But no, seriously, that's just gross actually.

Curlyfries851

moroccojade said:

I have heard of couples fooling around while in labour...  (I guess it gets things moving?)

But this?  This is new.  I cannot even begin to imagine.

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Yeah I'm reading this book by a midwife called Ina May gartner and she totally says playing with ur boobs and your vajayjay loosens things up in the best of ways. I'm all for giving birth naturally, but I'm not about to play with myself whilst pushing a baby out. Sorry LOL

missnacholover

Maybe he's just trying to extinguish her ring of fire with his hose?

AnnieRoo13

Ow ow ow ow ow ow!

MmmPopcorn

I read Ina May's Guide to Childbirth, and there was some nipple suckin' during to get things going. I thought that was pretty extreme...

@missnacholover Dying over here w/ the hose comment.

knottie1a39e7be857e3e96

absolutelymaybe

"And for him to see me at my worst and still want a blow job makes me feel like sexually our marriage is making it through this child birth stuff!"

Oh, hunnie. He's a man. It's like illegal for him to turn down a blowjob. It's part of the man code. True story. 

mamatohne

I cannot immagine the day of but A week after my c-section I was so ready to dtd, dh was terrified to touch me. That lasted 2 weeks and then I had to get a lecture from my doctor how your suppose to wait 6 weeks.

SweetMelissa5

LittleLadyAKS said:

Pretty sure my husband isn't even going to want to touch me like that for a long time after witnessing the miracle of birth...

I wouldn't necessarily count on that; I've practically had to fight my husband off after each of my kids were born until the doctor gave the okay (although in his defense, he's never tried it in the hospital immediately following the birth).

phdprocrastinator

But there's just so much... fluid... down there.  I was soaking through my giant maxi pads (plural, meaning wearing more than one at a time) the entire time I was in the hospital.  

Aside from the gross factor... there would be no friction!

lovingaddi

I don't think I wanted to even be LOOKED at in that way for like...4 months after giving birth lol! But @absolutelymaybe‌ is definitely right, what man is going to turn the down? Add to the fact that you're in a "new, I could get caught" location...
Thank Goodness dh doesn't read this stuff )