TMI Tuesday

uncharted01

I didn't see this yet so let's hear all the funny, disgusting, weird TMI stories for today!

uncharted01

I went to the bathroom at work a few minutes ago just to pee, but when I sat down, I accidentally let out quite the loud, long fart... then I burst out laughing like a 5 year old. So mature!

NLJ82

The Belly Button Saga:

Idle hands, right? After boredom led to investigating, digging, prying, searching, cleaning, etc....I walk out of the bathroom with blood pouring from my gut and my husband thinks I'm dying.

On the bright side after I cleaned everything up, I discovered that my newly exposed belly button skin is THEE SOFTEST skin I've ever felt!. I wanna make a blanket with it

uncharted01

flutterbuggie said:

I have been having lots of sunflower seeds... the poop I had yesterday was unbelievably.. tall...

Wow! I'm not sure I've ever heard of a poop being described as "tall." )

uncharted01

flutterbuggie said:

uncharted01 said:

flutterbuggie said:

I have been having lots of sunflower seeds... the poop I had yesterday was unbelievably.. tall...

Wow! I'm not sure I've ever heard of a poop being described as "tall." )

I was quite impressed.. I tried to tell my DH about it but he didn't want to hear it

 Well that's what we're here for! hehe

hjenni

While we're talking about poop, I hadn't pooped in forever except little pellets until two days ago. It was so big and it made my butt hole bleed. It felt great though! My H was coaching me through it in the other room. He was like "push baby push!" Lol! He's so weird.

MollMoll4

There was insufficient air conditioning on the train this morning. I'm so glad I have on a maxi dress because the underside of my bum was sweating so badly it was sending little droplets down my legs every few minutes. I still feel like I could use a shower.

sweetbabyrahe

I discovered a really long dark hair on my nipple the other day. I was like...WTF

highbornhunter

Ah! I was waiting for this one.  It's apparently a good day/week for poop.  I took a HUGE dump at work this morning.  I had actually taken a magazine in with me to read so I wasn't paying that much attention and was actually surprised when I stood up and turned around to flush. >.<

In other news, the baby is kicking A LOT today and I'm feeling it in my vag and it doesn't really feel good.  

scarlet3egonias

hjenni said:

While we're talking about poop, I hadn't pooped in forever except little pellets until two days ago. It was so big and it made my butt hole bleed. It felt great though! My H was coaching me through it in the other room. He was like "push baby push!" Lol! He's so weird.

Ugh.  This happened to me last week.  I was totally traumatized.  :-/

missnacholover

Kllopez1221 said:

Guise, yesterday, I swear, I pooped a rock. I sat down to do my business (thank god its been regular) and the sound this particular poop made as it hit the water was nothing short of a rock being thrown into a lake. Not a little rock, mind you, a big, hefty rock. That thing sunk straight to the bottom and proceeded to block up the toilet, nothing was getting by it. Funny thing is, it didn't hurt coming out. Guess I should be grateful for that.

Poop is our word of the day. 

Did it splash your ass?  That is the mark of a successful shit, if there is good splash-back.

MollMoll4

Kllopez1221 said:

missnacholover said:

Kllopez1221 said:

Guise, yesterday, I swear, I pooped a rock. I sat down to do my business (thank god its been regular) and the sound this particular poop made as it hit the water was nothing short of a rock being thrown into a lake. Not a little rock, mind you, a big, hefty rock. That thing sunk straight to the bottom and proceeded to block up the toilet, nothing was getting by it. Funny thing is, it didn't hurt coming out. Guess I should be grateful for that.

Poop is our word of the day. 

Did it splash your ass?  That is the mark of a successful shit, if there is good splash-back.

So much that I jumped off the seat....

https://lifehacker.com/5838738/how-to-eliminate-poop-splash-with-toilet-paper

NunyaBennis

I'll board the poop train. I've been constipated since ... birth. Yes, mine. I manage with some minor diet/supplement tweaking and aside from an occasional back up I've been amazingly regular for the most part. Until iron supplements. I knew they would make things even harder (yukkayuk), and took preemptive measures. Ehh... This is the fourth day of intensive intervention to get things moving.
So. TMI #1: the chia seeds I added to my diet last week finally made an appearance!
TMI #2: I farted in the shower last night and it was so smelly and hot that I checked the drain trap to make sure it was just gas. Yep, all gas. Really revolting gas.

missnacholover

I'm a little disappointed that my belly button seems clean.  My gross self really wants to go digging for decades old lint and every time I try I get sad that it seems to be a fruitless mission.

Kristil2014

My TMI is also poop related. So for the past 3 weeks everything has been moving smoothly. (Probiotics, fruit and my morning coffee has worked like a charm.)

Last good poop was last Thursday. All weekend I was in the worst pain I have ever experienced. My stomach was completely hard. Lower abs felt like I did about a million crunches. And the gas was horrific, I even had to leave the room it was that bad.

Yesterday finally I was able to poop a little bit. I felt like I actually broke my butt the poop was so rock hard. Still not much relief. I broke down and bought some laxatives with a stool softener, lucky my body decided to get with the program and let me actually poop with out the laxative. (Which I will certainly take if this ever happens again)

I hope to god that everything keeps on moving as it should. Constipation sucks!

Snuffy007

Hmm, no good poop stories but my heartburn is up again. I swear I had never experienced it until just a couple weeks ago (H tried to convince me it wasn't heartburn because its mostly in my throat....but I think he's wrong). Today its so bad, and I'm trying to train my mat leave replacement but I feel so bad sitting near her because it feels like my breath must be absolutely disgusting. Bleh.

Also because of this, I haven't given H a good kiss in at least a week, and it makes me sad.

uncharted01

Snuffy007 said:

Hmm, no good poop stories but my heartburn is up again. I swear I had never experienced it until just a couple weeks ago (H tried to convince me it wasn't heartburn because its mostly in my throat....but I think he's wrong). Today its so bad, and I'm trying to train my mat leave replacement but I feel so bad sitting near her because it feels like my breath must be absolutely disgusting. Bleh. Also because of this, I haven't given H a good kiss in at least a week, and it makes me sad.

Sounds like acid reflux, not heartburn. It suuuuucks!

Autumnsnow

uncharted01 said:

Snuffy007 said:

Hmm, no good poop stories but my heartburn is up again. I swear I had never experienced it until just a couple weeks ago (H tried to convince me it wasn't heartburn because its mostly in my throat....but I think he's wrong). Today its so bad, and I'm trying to train my mat leave replacement but I feel so bad sitting near her because it feels like my breath must be absolutely disgusting. Bleh. Also because of this, I haven't given H a good kiss in at least a week, and it makes me sad.

Sounds like acid reflux, not heartburn. It suuuuucks!

I was going to say the same thing.  It def sounds like you have acid reflux if you are feeling it in your throat.

MrsC430

I've never had a yeast infection before this pregnancy. Well... apparently it's payback time. Sex, my shower gel & laundry detergent (which I've always used w/ no issues), my underwear... everything & anything is pissing my vag off. Ugh!

AnnieRoo13

NunyaBennis said:

I'll board the poop train. I've been constipated since ... birth. Yes, mine. I manage with some minor diet/supplement tweaking and aside from an occasional back up I've been amazingly regular for the most part. Until iron supplements. I knew they would make things even harder (yukkayuk), and took preemptive measures. Ehh... This is the fourth day of intensive intervention to get things moving. So. TMI #1: the chia seeds I added to my diet last week finally made an appearance! TMI #2: I farted in the shower last night and it was so smelly and hot that I checked the drain trap to make sure it was just gas. Yep, all gas. Really revolting gas.

Chia seeds are the BOMB. I've been constipated my whole pregnancy and these finally got things moving. Seriously love the chia.

minibean16

I became a 90 year old and bought prune juice the other day. I had to dilute it with water because of the taste, but hallelujah!!!!!!!

Magical, amazing, awesome. I poop like a normal person again. Brings a tear to my eye.

Snuffy007

Autumnsnow said:

uncharted01 said:

Snuffy007 said:

Hmm, no good poop stories but my heartburn is up again. I swear I had never experienced it until just a couple weeks ago (H tried to convince me it wasn't heartburn because its mostly in my throat....but I think he's wrong). Today its so bad, and I'm trying to train my mat leave replacement but I feel so bad sitting near her because it feels like my breath must be absolutely disgusting. Bleh.

Also because of this, I haven't given H a good kiss in at least a week, and it makes me sad.

Sounds like acid reflux, not heartburn. It suuuuucks!

I was going to say the same thing.  It def sounds like you have acid reflux if you are feeling it in your throat.

Thanks, ladies! Feeling kinda dumb, I had no idea they were different. Off to do some research

Autumnsnow

Snuffy007 said:

uncharted01 said:

Snuffy007 said:

Hmm, no good poop stories but my heartburn is up again. I swear I had never experienced it until just a couple weeks ago (H tried to convince me it wasn't heartburn because its mostly in my throat....but I think he's wrong). Today its so bad, and I'm trying to train my mat leave replacement but I feel so bad sitting near her because it feels like my breath must be absolutely disgusting. Bleh. Also because of this, I haven't given H a good kiss in at least a week, and it makes me sad.

Sounds like acid reflux, not heartburn. It suuuuucks!

I was going to say the same thing.  It def sounds like you have acid reflux if you are feeling it in your throat.

Thanks, ladies! Feeling kinda dumb, I had no idea they were different. Off to do some research

no need to feel dumb especially if you haven't ever had either one

uncharted01

DanielleNMiley said:

@minibean16‌ try eating just prunes! They honestly taste so much better, I bought them in this container and leave them in the fridge. I eat like 3 or 4 when I need a little help and they work like magic! Haha

Yes, this! I keep a container of Sunsweet Prunes on hand. They are individually wrapped and actually pretty good if you can get past the stigma of a prune

Kristil2014

uncharted01 said:

DanielleNMiley said:

@minibean16‌ try eating just prunes! They honestly taste so much better, I bought them in this container and leave them in the fridge. I eat like 3 or 4 when I need a little help and they work like magic! Haha

Yes, this! I keep a container of Sunsweet Prunes on hand. They are individually wrapped and actually pretty good if you can get past the stigma of a prune

I couldn't eat them. Totally made me gag. I gag even thinkingn about them.

mander82

pretty sure I have a hemmoroid.   :-S

minibean16

mander82 said:

pretty sure I have a hemmoroid.   :-S

Welcome to the party!!

LongIslandMama1114

I have been wearing flip flops since April/May. Lately my feet sweat SO bad even in flip flops. I'm sitting at my desk right now and gagging from the smell of my own feet.

hjenni

missnacholover said:

I'm a little disappointed that my belly button seems clean.  My gross self really wants to go digging for decades old lint and every time I try I get sad that it seems to be a fruitless mission.

lol I totally get this. I feel that way about cleaning out my ears. I'm always hoping for a big satisfying glob of wax (ewww I know lol). But it never happens! Probably because I'm always digging. :-??

NunyaBennis

Kristil2014 said:

uncharted01 said:

DanielleNMiley said:

@minibean16‌ try eating just prunes! They honestly taste so much better, I bought them in this container and leave them in the fridge. I eat like 3 or 4 when I need a little help and they work like magic! Haha

Yes, this! I keep a container of Sunsweet Prunes on hand. They are individually wrapped and actually pretty good if you can get past the stigma of a prune

I couldn't eat them. Totally made me gag. I gag even thinkingn about them.

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I like a handful of dried apricots instead. They have the same amount of fiber per serving... I don't think they quite do the same trick, but they sure are a more enjoyable snack!

scarlet3egonias

Kristil2014 said:

DanielleNMiley said:

@minibean16‌ try eating just prunes! They honestly taste so much better, I bought them in this container and leave them in the fridge. I eat like 3 or 4 when I need a little help and they work like magic! Haha

Yes, this! I keep a container of Sunsweet Prunes on hand. They are individually wrapped and actually pretty good if you can get past the stigma of a prune

I couldn't eat them. Totally made me gag. I gag even thinkingn about them.

I have a container of these and made an attempt.  My husband actually took a picture while I was trying to gag it down - he thought it was hilarious.  Not worth it. 

minibean16

excitedpreggo12 said:

mander82 said:

pretty sure I have a hemmoroid.   :-S

I think I have a couple. For some reason through this whole pregnancy I though this was my normal asshole.

This made me LOL. I didn't spend much time examining mine beforehand, so I can understand!

Kristil2014

NunyaBennis said:

Kristil2014 said:

uncharted01 said:

DanielleNMiley said:

@minibean16‌ try eating just prunes! They honestly taste so much better, I bought them in this container and leave them in the fridge. I eat like 3 or 4 when I need a little help and they work like magic! Haha

Yes, this! I keep a container of Sunsweet Prunes on hand. They are individually wrapped and actually pretty good if you can get past the stigma of a prune

I couldn't eat them. Totally made me gag. I gag even thinkingn about them.

-------curse mobile quotes!--------

I like a handful of dried apricots instead. They have the same amount of fiber per serving... I don't think they quite do the same trick, but they sure are a more enjoyable snack!

I will have to try some dried apricots. I have been consuming a lot of dried pineapple. (They don't do much either, but they are so tasty.)

NunyaBennis

kyliedaniellexx said:

Wicked22 said:

 Buttsweat is seriously annoying no matter where you are or what you are doing. 

Yep, I am sick of having swamp ass too.

Since the topic is poop today, mine is green pretty often these days.

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Blueberries tend to give my poop a greenish tinge. In what world does that make sense?

Kristil2014

Who has experienced sweaty lady parts? Seriously!

I was at my MIL on Sunday and she doesn't have AC, so her house was much warmer than mine usually is. All we did was sit around and chat for a few hours and when I got home I had to change my underwear.

My first experience with sweaty crotch was after a good workout a few weeks ago. I get that it would be expected since every other body part is sweating, but after sitting around all day - didn't expect that at all.

Kristil2014

flutterbuggie said:

Kristil2014 said:

Who has experienced sweaty lady parts? Seriously!

I was at my MIL on Sunday and she doesn't have AC, so her house was much warmer than mine usually is. All we did was sit around and chat for a few hours and when I got home I had to change my underwear.

My first experience with sweaty crotch was after a good workout a few weeks ago. I get that it would be expected since every other body part is sweating, but after sitting around all day - didn't expect that at all.

I had this MAJOR yesterday at the inlaws house.  They have a/c too and I am usually cold in their house but yesterday we just sat in the kitchen for sooo long after eating and my underwear was seriously pretty well soaked with sweat, it was disgusting.

I am so glad I am not the only one.

NunyaBennis

Kristil2014 said:

Who has experienced sweaty lady parts? Seriously!

I was at my MIL on Sunday and she doesn't have AC, so her house was much warmer than mine usually is. All we did was sit around and chat for a few hours and when I got home I had to change my underwear.

My first experience with sweaty crotch was after a good workout a few weeks ago. I get that it would be expected since every other body part is sweating, but after sitting around all day - didn't expect that at all.

Dude! So much sweat, all the time, even when I'm laying around in A/C completely naked doing absolutely nothing. So.much.crotchsweat.

Singingmama10

The other night MH and I were in bed. I shifted my weight and brushed up against his arm and exclaimed... "wow you are super sweaty you feeling ok"? he then told me "Yeaaah that's not me".  come to find out it was my boob leaking all over him.   LOL I was definitely not expecting that... happened again last night.  Luckily my husband really doesn't care but it was definitely a bit shocking! 

Jpinky9

NunyaBennis said:

Kristil2014 said:

Who has experienced sweaty lady parts? Seriously!

I was at my MIL on Sunday and she doesn't have AC, so her house was much warmer than mine usually is. All we did was sit around and chat for a few hours and when I got home I had to change my underwear.

My first experience with sweaty crotch was after a good workout a few weeks ago. I get that it would be expected since every other body part is sweating, but after sitting around all day - didn't expect that at all.

Dude! So much sweat, all the time, even when I'm laying around in A/C completely naked doing absolutely nothing. So.much.crotchsweat.

Ugh, I have the exact same problem!!! So sweaty and gross!!!!

highbornhunter

TMI Tuesday part two - Kiddo keeps kicking very looow this evening and I am feeling it in my vag and while not quite painful it's uncomfortable and kind of annoying.   :-/

Snuffy007

DanielleNMiley said:

Ok I have a major TMI problem. I seriously can not bend over to shave "down there" anymore and don't know what to do. It's just making me super uncomfortable the fact that I can't shave it, it makes me sweaty and itchy. Anyone have any tips or tricks?! :P

I tried to "embrace the bush" but just couldn't do it, so I used electric trimmers (I think that's what it's called? What H uses to buzz his head) while standing in front of the bathroom mirror. Then ended up using the counter for balance in the more....delicate positions. Obviously not the same as totally shaving, but its the best I've got for now