Let it fly, ladies!
Dear new boss,
If you ever again accuse me of passing the buck because of your own stupid fuck-up and lack of communication you will find yourself in a world of hurt. Especially since you haven't bothered to learn what I actually do for the company and how it's done. If I quit today, you're seriously fucked. With no lube.
Also, I am NOT spending the ONLY free hour I have a day with no kid/work eating lunch with a bunch of new hires that probably won't be there once they realize how shitty they will be treated by the company. I'm a diabetic and free pizza doesn't impress me. I also don't want to eat lunch with you and the girl in the next office every Friday for the same reason. Not to mention I've heard all her stupid vacation/kid/privileged life stories about 8000 times and could tell you all of them, in detail, myself. Have you not noticed how my eyes tend to roll and I excuse myself every time she starts telling one?
So, to sum things up, go fuck yourself.
Signed,
Can't wait to get the hell out
Re: Dear boss,
Mine is a little more straighforward,
Dear Boss,
It's hot. Please wear deodorant.
Signed, HHB
BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12
Please get your shit together
Signed
Ready to graduate
Thanks for not helping me with figuring out how to cut round layers and by doing so i had to prematurely trash a mannequin head. No wonder the wont let you be a classroom educator.
Signed
Carol please come back from vacation
Throwing leaves