Drinking Thread

credcat7

credcat7 said:

I just told the nice policeman at the corner about the suv that rolled by in which the infant was riding on the front seat passengers lap. Oh and I had the licence pate number too.

I think this is the most love tits I have ever gotten on a post and I keep going back to see if there are more

theseaword

I'm back!! New mop novelty wore off after about eight square feet of enthusiastic scrubbing, and then I was just sweaty and pine sol soaked. Blech. Beer time!

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

This is a low carb fucking household ok

I'm a high carb fucker

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

This is what's happening. Eff.

Sorreh. Booze and sex and phone probz.

Do you have compressed air? You can spray out your port. Try a strong fan or AC vent otherwise

secretsout

I don't know how i feel about this sweet tea vodka.  Except that I mixed it with some water and it basically tastes like sweet tea and I'm drinking it too fast.  And I think I'm getting kinda drunk?  I don't even like sweet tea.  Do they make unsweetened tea vodka?

theseaword

Confession: all my friends and family have been telling me to make sure I tune in to Sharknado 2 tonight because they know how much I enjoy terrible movies. But truthfully, I'm not into it. Sharknado is deliberately bad. I enjoy bad movies that are overly sincere, like She's Too Young (a lifetime movie where fourteen year olds get syphilis) or Tribulation (a religious movie starring Gary Busey).

jesuisfatiguee

piffley said:

Page 6 means go for sex talk right? DH says the strings from my Mirena poke him and my follow up appointment isn't until next week. Boo to no sex!

Ahhh, that sucks!

ready-or-not

Thank you all so much! I really appreaciate all the well wishes today!

Everything is sunshine & roses, rainbows & kittens for the moment

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

So ex is going to work with me on going out with tease on Saturday night. Which means I wouldn't feel as bad about canceling with him on Sunday. Maybe this way I can have my cake and fuck Brian too.

ILYSM

jesuisfatiguee

I'm watching Marriage Bootcamp again. Why?

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

Is page 6 too early for talk like that?

It's been kind of a slow night.

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Kinky sex has been had! I hurt in the best way.

ShakeyJakey

triplea598 said:

I ask DH all the time if he can feel my Paragard strings and he swears he can't. Maybe he softened? Idk.

SO never felt mine either. And I definitely felt him hitting my cervix. Mine had to be taken out though.

ShakeyJakey

I found some peach lemonade crap to mix with my gin and it's not good. Time to chug.

My ice keeps making hissing noise as it melts and I keep thinking a snake is near me

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uconnhuskie007 said:

guiltypleasures said:

Kinky sex has been had! I hurt in the best way.

2 glasses of wine (1 being red which goes straight to my head) and I can't help but ask for details

I was blindfolded. There was some light bondage. Both my hands were held in place with a tie. It was tight enough for me to feel it and not wiggle out  but long enough for me to easily change positions. Spanking and a bit of hair pulling happend. I gave a bj while wearing a vibe. Multiple orgasms were had.

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I feel so much better about life now.

[Deleted User]

I'm eating a special brownie and some ice cream now. Life is good.

*hit enter too soon.

ShakeyJakey

It's going to be really hard to not have sex with SO tonight. I'm not witholding as punishment but we've had some issues lately so I know it will lead me to a hormonal freak out. Better to avoid it for a few days. We're fine, my feelings are just a little hurt.

ShakeyJakey

PrivacyWanted said:

I'm probably asking the wrong crowd.
Should I work out or say F it and eat the cake and drink the wine now ?

I think this week deserves a few days off of working out. Hugs! I saw your post earlier but couldn't comment at the time.

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PrivacyWanted said:

I'm probably asking the wrong crowd. Should I work out or say F it and eat the cake and drink the wine now ?

Put the cake and wine on a table just out of arm's reach. That way you have to stretch to get it. Two birds with one lazy stone. 

ShakeyJakey

PrivacyWanted said:

guiltypleasures said:

PrivacyWanted said:

I'm probably asking the wrong crowd.
Should I work out or say F it and eat the cake and drink the wine now ?

Put the cake and wine on a table just out of arm's reach. That way you have to stretch to get it. Two birds with one lazy stone. 

ILY

guiltypleasures said:

PrivacyWanted said:

I'm probably asking the wrong crowd.
Should I work out or say F it and eat the cake and drink the wine now ?

Put the cake and wine on a table just out of arm's reach. That way you have to stretch to get it. Two birds with one lazy stone. 


This is a good idea.

ShakeyJakey

wtf happened to that quote?

ShakeyJakey

triplea598 said:

I decided I'm going to take DS to story time at the library tomorrow morning. I keep coming up with excuses not to go, but I feel like he'll really enjoy it since it's specifically for babies 0-12 months. It's also so close that we could walk there (if it's not too hot).

I think I kept coming up with excuses because of my social anxiety, but I will not let my kid suffer because of my issues. /deardiary /blogpost

Are you me? Seriously, I plan for library time every week and talk my self out of it. I really wished I had mom friends close by.

ShakeyJakey

Actually I am meeting with a mom friend tomorrow (we've known each other since junior high) but her LO is only 4 months. I know I'm going to have an achy ute tomorrow

ShakeyJakey

mcbenny said:

We spent 4 hours in traffic court and 2 at Motor Vehicles.

When they called my number, the kids jumped up like we won BINGO and DS broke out into dance.

I love that kid

ShakeyJakey

triplea598 said:

@ShakeyJakey‌ The thing is, I have mom friends my age who have babies around the same age as C. Like, I went to HS with them and everything! There are literally no excuses for me not to try and set up play dates. We have had a few and they were fun...I think it's just that all of our schedules have been crazy.

Yeah, this is out second play date, the first one was 2 months ago. I honestly only get up the nerve to message anyone about play dates when I'm drinking. Just do it! I'm sure they need mom friends too.

ShakeyJakey

I read the dear teenager thread... Ugh. I know there's a trigger warning, but it is really terrible.

jesuisfatiguee

mrspadfoot said:

I hope you all enjoyed my topless drunken puppy snap. DH is still watching tv, and is clearly not interested in getting laid... Sigh

How are we not SC friends?

ShakeyJakey

triplea598 said:

I just threw up after that. I'm going to bed.

I'm sorry I shouldn't have mentioned it here.

ShakeyJakey

@triplea598‌ ygpm

ShakeyJakey

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE! When I go to be early I wake up to a 15 page drinking thread! Now I'm here past 10 and no one else is.

[Deleted User]

I'm talking to DH about a Harry vs Hermione duel. This isn't a new debate. His opinion is still wrong. Hermione would kick Harry's ass.

[Deleted User]

origamipoppy said:

I finally have beer. I've read the drinking thread every night this week and finally was inspired to tell dh that we're doing it. We've had messed up schedules all week and finally might have the opportunity (holy dry spell). I credit parenting.

Parenting gets people laid. It's known.

[Deleted User]

mrspadfoot said:

I'm talking to DH about a Harry vs Hermione duel. This isn't a new debate. His opinion is still wrong. Hermione would kick Harry's ass.

Does he realize how wrong he is? Hermione is the only reason Harry survived for those 7 years. She's the brains of the operation.

I try to explain this to him but he doesn't change his mind. Hermione held the group together. She was brave and skilled but not brash or overly emotional. I adore her.

[Deleted User]

I'm going to video spam again. Brb

[Deleted User]

https://youtu.be/araU0fZj6oQ

[Deleted User]

https://youtu.be/PQHPYelqr0E

[Deleted User]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

[Deleted User]

I'm in my own little world and I'm okay with it.

ShakeyJakey

My kitchen looks awesome right now.