FFFC: can we keep the fires burning?

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https://www.facebook.com/TheBump

This is the second best day ever.  The first being the day we could only post in thread titles.

myskyegirl

Sterling13 said:

prncebride said:

@sterling, It's a  real news, well, I say "news" lightly, story.

Sorry, not persuaded. Nope.

Not even if I tell you it was in there for 10 MOTHER F'N YEARS 

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Thank you @BumpJackie for including the link in your siggy.  You won't regret it.  

LuckyDad

I don't think I've ever had an anger boner.

I worry I'm missing out.

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https://blog.thebump.com/2014/07/23/bumpie-tip-of-the-week-fighting-fatigue-during-pregnancy/?cm_mmc=facebook_-july14-_-sleep-_-none

How is she an author?  She copied and pastes from pinned threads.  She didn't even have to use the search function.  

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MrsBadKat said:

I never should have confessed. My anxiety is so through the roof now that I feel like I could black out. I have a headache and my back hurts, clearly the nerve damage is settling in.

I need medication.

TB's FB page will calm you.  It's medicinal.

LuckyDad

I turn off work wifi to search for things like "angry boner"

KTdidit

MrsBadKat said:

I never should have confessed. My anxiety is so through the roof now that I feel like I could black out. I have a headache and my back hurts, clearly the nerve damage is settling in.

I need medication.

You'll be ok, promise.
>:D<

theseaword

You're all hilarious. My best friend just had a baby and while I'm super excited about that just in general, I am also hoping to recruit her to parenting. I'll be all glassy eyed and enthused. Me, if I were male and had bad taste in pants.

KTdidit

  dammit. BOX

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MrsBadKat said:

I need a Xanax, but I'm too scared to take a Xanax because I'm sure someone's brother's cousin's best friend's aunt died after taking one Xanax and it's going to surely kill me too.

I can't take most medicines but Xanax is my zen.  

Just don't drink and take it.  But we covered that earlier.

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KTdidit

I stay away from Xanax....I had never done it before and one Saturday night a friend of mine gave me and XH a lot of them. It was one of those "I don't feel different, we should take another one" situations. I was balancing my checkbook Monday morning and found a receipt for Chinese food from Sunday. I don't remember getting Chinese. I lost a whole damn day on that shit.

theseaword

Speaking of the bump's stupid articles...what's with that IKEA one? Is IKEA sponsoring it? Seems like they wouldn't since it's about arguing in their stores. If the bump is just trying to be funny, they should know 30 rock already made a whole episode of this.

jesuisfatiguee

My coworker just said "If it's any constellation."

I love her and she's awesome, but... LOL

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KTdidit said:

I stay away from Xanax....I had never done it before and one Saturday night a friend of mine gave me and XH a lot of them. It was one of those "I don't feel different, we should take another one" situations. I was balancing my checkbook Monday morning and found a receipt for Chinese food from Sunday. I don't remember getting Chinese. I lost a whole damn day on that shit.

Well, I mean that's different than taking a prescribed dosage for a prescribed reason.  

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jesuisfatiguee said:

My coworker just said "If it's any constellation."

I love her and she's awesome, but... LOL

That's mind bottling.

jesuisfatiguee

MarlaSinger& said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

My coworker just said "If it's any constellation."

I love her and she's awesome, but... LOL

That's mind bottling.

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jesuisfatiguee said:

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EVA116

@mrsbadkat you will be fine. I use to do nitrous all the time. I am fine. My memory is okay but no long term side effects.

I have anxiety too. Seriously, you will be okay.

(that shit is fun tough)

EVA116

And I think my memory is only a little bad because of anxiety. Anxiety cause memory loss. That is why I do a few crossword puzzles a day.

myskyegirl

@mrsbadkat, can I have one of your xanax.  I'm crying at work reading a damn book, friggin Philippe and his stupid letter to Diana, making me cry and feel emotions while at work. 

EVA116

I don't like hugs. They make me feel akward.

EVA116

I sit awkward or akward or ackward...I am thee worst speller on the planet.

EVA116

Is it...not I sit...ugh.

myskyegirl

pobrecita said:

prncebride said:

@mrsbadkat, can I have one of your xanax.  I'm crying at work reading a damn book, friggin Philippe and his stupid letter to Diana, making me cry and feel emotions while at work. 

Or you could....stop reading the book?

Nope, can't do that.  I'm addicted. It's an adult Twilight, except it's better written, and without werewolves, oh and the vampires actually kill and don't sparkle in the sun. 

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phunkyphish

prncebride said:

@mrsbadkat, can I have one of your xanax.  I'm crying at work reading a damn book, friggin Philippe and his stupid letter to Diana, making me cry and feel emotions while at work. 

OMG! I just read that part too on my break. I'm liking it so far.

allrightmeow

The other day I ran out of breast pads.  I stuck two bibs in my bra cause lazy. 

myskyegirl

HilarityEnsued said:

omg never compare All Souls Trilogy to Twilight.  Srsly.  That is not right.

@hilarityensued, poor choice of words. I was trying to convey that All Souls is additive to me as Twilight was to tweens.  

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allrightmeow

My DS sleeps really well on our memory foam mattress.  Last night in a haze of delirium brought on lack of sleep, I momentarily convinced myself that I could cut a piece from the part at the foot of the bed to fit in his co-sleeper and no one would notice.  

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EVA116

I went to a resturant that did not have bacon available to put on a burger! What is that!? They also did not serve fries...only baked potatos.

Burgers were also on their menu as their specialty.

EVA116

Oh and a ps: I missed you guys. I am so glad worked slowed down a little.

EVA116

mischiefmanaged611 said:

I have been home with DS all week and he has run me ragged. He just went down for his nap and I just poured myself a drink. Cheers to Friday.

DH is gone all weekend and I am already tired.

thebanich

I hear what you are saying @aditigirl . It can definitely sting.

I tried to save myself from the spelling error but spell check failed me.

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