WTF Wednesday...

cindyNmark2010

X(  WTF SS's BM.  Why must you AW him out on FB as if you actually take care of him?  Oh, I know, so you can AW yourself out to your friends as mother of the year just because you have him for one week and YOU need the attention.  FYI all the things you've been posting about his wonderful singing and his ease at socializing....those are the things you miss EVERY DAY because you decided to drop him like a bad habit and move five states away for your BF.  P.S. you can start really taking care of him by at least dressing him in the matching outfits I sent him to you with.  He looks like a slob

*Sorry guise...I'm livid and I miss my boy.   

kjmommy1214

cindyNmark2010 said:

X(  WTF SS's BM.  Why must you AW him out on FB as if you actually take care of him?  Oh, I know, so you can AW yourself out to your friends as mother of the year just because you have him for one week and YOU need the attention.  FYI all the things you've been posting about his wonderful singing and his ease at socializing....those are the things you miss EVERY DAY because you decided to drop him like a bad habit and move five states away for your BF.  P.S. you can start really taking care of him by at least dressing him in the matching outfits I sent him to you with.  He looks like a slob

*Sorry guise...I'm livid and I miss my boy.   

I go through this every damn time SD goes to her mom's. SD looks like she picked her clothes out in the dark, hair is done but extremely ratty, and for the love of all things holy, she needs to wear her glasses! SD is 8 but her mom treats her like she is 3. Luckily, SD is starting to see that being babied is not so cool.

LongIslandMama1114

cindyNmark2010 said:

X(  WTF SS's BM.  Why must you AW him out on FB as if you actually take care of him?  Oh, I know, so you can AW yourself out to your friends as mother of the year just because you have him for one week and YOU need the attention.  FYI all the things you've been posting about his wonderful singing and his ease at socializing....those are the things you miss EVERY DAY because you decided to drop him like a bad habit and move five states away for your BF.  P.S. you can start really taking care of him by at least dressing him in the matching outfits I sent him to you with.  He looks like a slob

*Sorry guise...I'm livid and I miss my boy.   

I have a "friend" like this on Facebook. I've known her since she was 5 and we used to be SUPER close...that is, until doing drugs became more important than her son. She finally got unsupervised visits because she passed a hair sample...that her friend took for her! Anytime that she posts about doing things with her son, I feel ill. I refuse to even acknowledge her but everyone else always tells her what a great mom she is. UGH!

cindyNmark2010

AmandaRae529 said:

cindyNmark2010 said:

X(  WTF SS's BM.  Why must you AW him out on FB as if you actually take care of him?  Oh, I know, so you can AW yourself out to your friends as mother of the year just because you have him for one week and YOU need the attention.  FYI all the things you've been posting about his wonderful singing and his ease at socializing....those are the things you miss EVERY DAY because you decided to drop him like a bad habit and move five states away for your BF.  P.S. you can start really taking care of him by at least dressing him in the matching outfits I sent him to you with.  He looks like a slob

*Sorry guise...I'm livid and I miss my boy.   

I have a "friend" like this on Facebook. I've known her since she was 5 and we used to be SUPER close...that is, until doing drugs became more important than her son. She finally got unsupervised visits because she passed a hair sample...that her friend took for her! Anytime that she posts about doing things with her son, I feel ill. I refuse to even acknowledge her but everyone else always tells her what a great mom she is. UGH!

that makes me sad for her son.  Hair test??  So inaccurate...should have been urine.  Mine doesn't do drugs, she's just careless, selfish and has no common sense.  Shiny things distract her.  When SS came to live with us he was on a strict Doritos and nuked chicken nugget diet.  The second part is what's killing me too.....all the comments are about what a great job she is doing and how wonderful he is turning out.  At this point DH and I have had him the same amount of time she did and he's a whole different kid.  Not to pat us on the pack but he's made giant educational advances, he's the same weight now as he was 5 years ago bc he was morbidly obese when we got custody.  The kid eats EVERYTHING these days.....salad is one of his favorites.  He was an introvert, now an extrovert and more socialized.  

My parents take care of him while DH and I work and they needed a break.....if they hadn't gone away there's no way he would have gone, it was a last resort.  I just can't wait till Saturday when he's home.

LongIslandMama1114

@cindyNmark2010 It initially was urine tests. This started when her son was about 2-3. He will be 9 at the end of August. She started passing the urine tests but either the judge or her ex-husband asked for the hair samples. She needed a 6 month clean hair sample. Couldn't get one together and STILL would've failed if it wasn't for her "friend".

Sounds like you and DH are doing a WONDERFUL job and I'm sure your SS misses you both just as much. Fingers crossed that the next few days go as quickly as possible for you!!

highbornhunter

cindyNmark2010 said:

WTF person that stole my yogurt out of the fridge at work.  WTF?!?! Who does that?!?!  I and my unborn child thank you, that was supposed to be breakfast.  Jerk.

Seriously!  I hate people who do that.  DH had a co-worker who would actually steal the yogurt out of his lunch bag at his desk.  

WTF Friend-who-I-have-plans-with-on-Friday - I text you for further details, you don't text back? Trying to make plans with her is ALWAYS a pain - for someone who is organized and detailed-oriented in many areas of her life, she and her husband are a pain in the butt to try to get together with.  They will do things like say "Yeah, we're going to stop by on Saturday....." and then you don't hear from them until 7 PM, because they didn't get up til 1 PM.  Mind you these are people with normal day jobs Monday-Friday.   GRR.

Dimples0101

WTF cherries?  I'm trying to be healthy-ish, so I eat you for my afternoon snack and now I have the worst heartburn.  I can't stop thinking maybe if I eat a bag of Peanut M&M's the heartburn will go away...

missnacholover

bethas said:

WTF Facebook friend.  You told us at the beginning of the week that it was Natural Family Planning Awareness week.  But do you have to post a new article/rant every single day this week?  I'm glad you feel more "in control" of your fertility and your body this way, and that "big pharma" isn't poisoning you with their greedy little pill, but do you really feel you're the best spokesperson when you got pregnant with #4 WHILE PRACTICING IT???  

Haha, I love people.

I have a FB friend who is miss all natural.  Eats all organic and uses natural cleaning products.  Yet has breast implants and regularly goes tanning.  Hmmmmm.  I really don't care what people do, it just makes me chuckle.

absolutelymaybe

WTF DH, my heartburn is clearly caused by the warm water I've been drinking (since the ice machine at work is out of order), NOT the greasy pizza I ate for lunch. 

Psh. Logic. Whatever. 

kjmommy1214

WTF foot?! Why do you hurt for no reason? I am trying to avoid the pregnant lady waddle. So, you decide to make me limp. Real nice, jerk foot!

WTF DH and DD?! What is with you and shoes? DD started crying (not throwing a fit, just crying) this morning because she outgrew her canvas shoes and I wouldn't let her wear them. Since I needed some tennis shoes, we went shopping. She didn't want anything but canvas velcro shoes. For crying out, you are not quite 20 months. This shoe thing must be hereditary!

NLJ82

JKVogt said:

WTF foot?! Why do you hurt for no reason? I am trying to avoid the pregnant lady waddle. So, you decide to make me limp. Real nice, jerk foot!

I have the waddle People look at me with sympathy and giggles. I'm not fond of either. I'd really rather just walk normal.

Weirdo body.

highbornhunter

missnacholover said:

bethas said:

WTF Facebook friend.  You told us at the beginning of the week that it was Natural Family Planning Awareness week.  But do you have to post a new article/rant every single day this week?  I'm glad you feel more "in control" of your fertility and your body this way, and that "big pharma" isn't poisoning you with their greedy little pill, but do you really feel you're the best spokesperson when you got pregnant with #4 WHILE PRACTICING IT???  

Haha, I love people.

I have a FB friend who is miss all natural.  Eats all organic and uses natural cleaning products.  Yet has breast implants and regularly goes tanning.  Hmmmmm.  I really don't care what people do, it just makes me chuckle.

I have a dear friend who is like this and while I admire her dedication - I did feel a little put out that she felt the need to email me that Chobani yogurt uses GMO milk after I posted what I had for breakfast one day. #StillEatingChobani

minibean16

WTF SPD!

I haven't had a pain-free step in over 6 weeks. I'm really excited about going shopping and setting up my registry... But sitting on the couch watching HGTV all day is the only comfortable option

mander82

WTF body,  its not nap time,  wake up!!!

WTF clock, why are you moving so slow?   I want to go home now!

WTF humidity, go away,  you make it hard to breath!

Jatpa003

WTF brain/ stomach/ bladder I couldn't figure out why I was still hungry when I realized that I left my toast in the toaster half an hour after having to pee for the 100th time today. How the hell do I forget about food?

mander82

WTF coworker...........don't make comments about how I cannot breastfeed because my tits are too little and the kid will starve.    Pretty fucking sure my D cups would work just fucking fine.   

And STFU about me keeping my legs closed after I have the baby because I will be extra fertile then....its called mother fucking birth control.    There are various forms of it......some people have no control over their mouths I swear. 

battwoman3

Late night WTF Wednesday....

WTF dog owners in my neighborhood. My house has no AC so I need to open the windows at night, but my neighborhood has an endless orchestra of dogs... Left out all night... Barking. At nothing. Just barking. I AM GOING TO LOSE IT. I sacrificed the cool night air for a hot, sweaty bedroom free of barking. You have to hear your dog loosing its mind in your backyard!! Shut him up! Bring him inside! Please... For the love of sleep... Shut. Your. Freaking. Dog. Up.

smboswell1

Wtf. It's not Wednesday anymore