Tuesday draaaaankin'

PinkDahLia44

Peeps are obvi drinkin' right now, so let's start this biotch.

PinkDahLia44

I deft needed a glass of wine (or 4) after that siggy fiasco, so I'm drinking Mark West Chardonnay (only bc we have no red wine...always prefer red wine).

Raising a glass to @Connorsmama2006‌ for her help!

taylormarie923

I'm drinkdrankdrunk after some semi bad news at DS's 9m appointment.

#icantfeelmyface

PinkDahLia44

taylormarie923 said:

I'm drinkdrankdrunk after some semi bad news at DS's 9m appointment.

#icantfeelmyface

I don't want to lovetit this. Hope everything is okay

PinkDahLia44

@carriet2018 said:

I can't see ur siggy bc I'm mobile. I'm drinking bc it was a long day, kitchen with happen sooner than expected. What. The. Fuck. Do. I. Do. That's a lot of ish to get in order in a week!!! Also turns out we need to drop $1500 to raise the roof #iraisetheroofallnightlong #thiscommentstressesmeoutofftogetmoreofthewine

My siggy is great now, but for a period of no less than 3 hours it was just a random assortment of broken links while G and I tried desperately to figure out the effin bump.

PinkDahLia44

#drinkforsolidarity

PinkDahLia44

Not jinx, just turning your post into a #pound. @Charlie1178‌

#yougetallthecredit

taylormarie923

Thanks, guys. I don't think it is anything major. Doc mentioned possible hearing issues if he doesn't start hitting some social milestones. I think she is wack, but DS had a rough time passing the newborn hearing test so I don't like to hear any concern about his ears.

PinkDahLia44

taylormarie923 said:

Thanks, guys. I don't think it is anything major. Doc mentioned possible hearing issues if he doesn't start hitting some social milestones. I think she is wack, but DS had a rough time passing the newborn hearing test so I don't like to hear any concern about his ears.

This makes my heart hurt.

taylormarie923

It shall be done.

taylormarie923

Full house is on at the same time. #loudnoises

taylormarie923

PinkDahLia44 said:

taylormarie923 said:

Thanks, guys. I don't think it is anything major. Doc mentioned possible hearing issues if he doesn't start hitting some social milestones. I think she is wack, but DS had a rough time passing the newborn hearing test so I don't like to hear any concern about his ears.

This makes my heart hurt.

It truly is ludicrous what she thinks he should be doing. Supposedly he should be following voice commands, such as "come here". If we have learned anything on TB, it's that babies are not dogs.

PinkDahLia44

#vestfriends
#braceletbuddies
#thatswhattheyllcallus

ETA: @carriet2018‌
Andplusalso #lovetheeditfunction

Amjoy25

I just stopped drinking. #whatsmyproblem

muffyvonmuff

Strong bow stopped importing the amazing cider they had in a can and now have "americanized" the cider they import here.  BLEGHHHH I want my dry cider back!  So Im currently drinking Crispin which is still too sweet.  On a side note I just watched Transcendence, super creepy movie.  Now following it with this weeks episode of The Leftovers, so ya know Im just lining myself up for nightmares.  

taylormarie923

carriet2018 said:

taylormarie923 said:

Thanks, guys. I don't think it is anything major. Doc mentioned possible hearing issues if he doesn't start hitting some social milestones. I think she is wack, but DS had a rough time passing the newborn hearing test so I don't like to hear any concern about his ears.

Glad he is "OK" but deft like I called it. Cray. That boy doesn't smile for the camera like he does with poor hearing. #iwanttobevestfriendswithhim

LOL if only smiling at the camera was all it took to get by in life.

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

I just stopped drinking. #whatsmyproblem

If you don't get another glass. I will throw my show at your face.

#show

taylormarie923

carriet2018 said:

taylormarie923 said:

Full house is on at the same time. #loudnoises

Nooooo Solly full house is over now.

We are beginning to enter the I don't know what the ef carriet is saying zone.

taylormarie923

I want a duck. And a chick.

#friendsreference

PinkDahLia44

has615 said:

Strong bow stopped importing the amazing cider they had in a can and now have "americanized" the cider they import here.  BLEGHHHH I want my dry cider back!  So Im currently drinking Crispin which is still too sweet.  On a side note I just watched Transcendence, super creepy movie.  Now following it with this weeks episode of The Leftovers, so ya know Im just lining myself up for nightmares.  

RIGHT?!?!!!!eleventy??11! I was PISSED when I found this out.

@KuhaBaby, nothing compares to strongbow.

PinkDahLia44

taylormarie923 said:

I want a duck. And a chick. #friendsreference

I hope @everyone got that #braceletbuddies was a friends reference. If anyone did not, I will loan out my 10 seasons of Friends (with extras and cast commentary) so you can catch up.

#watcheditonmaternityleave
#bestshowever
#sorryMASH

Phalaenopsis

I wined, rhonyc'd and now I'm off to bed. Work is really cramping my style this week. 

Oh, and hugs@tm! 

PinkDahLia44

also, @Amjoy25, you stopped drinking for the night? or for the foreseeable future?

I hope this isn't part of your no carbs diet nonsense...

taylormarie923

PinkDahLia44 said:

also, @Amjoy25, you stopped drinking for the night? or for the foreseeable future?

I hope this isn't part of your no carbs diet nonsense...

I have a feeling Amjoy would rather die than stop drinking. Amiright?

PinkDahLia44

KuhaBaby said:

has615 said:

Strong bow stopped importing the amazing cider they had in a can and now have "americanized" the cider they import here.  BLEGHHHH I want my dry cider back!  So Im currently drinking Crispin which is still too sweet.  On a side note I just watched Transcendence, super creepy movie.  Now following it with this weeks episode of The Leftovers, so ya know Im just lining myself up for nightmares.  

RIGHT?!?!!!!eleventy??11! I was PISSED when I found this out.

@KuhaBaby, nothing compares to strongbow.

Eeep, I guess my UO is that strongbow is my least fav cider.

Meh, you're entitled to your own opinion. I've been drinking and I'm #feelinthelove

sleepy33

You guise. Why don't I have any alcohol or cable? Look away, I'm hideous. #Seinfeldreference

Also, drunk @carriet2018 is LIT-rally my favorite thing, outside of @carriet2018 random body part cursing.

Amjoy25

taylormarie923 said:

also, @Amjoy25, you stopped drinking for the night? or for the foreseeable future?

I hope this isn't part of your no carbs diet nonsense...

I have a feeling Amjoy would rather die than stop drinking. Amiright?

#youarerightmaam #alcoholhasnocarbsinmybook

Amjoy25

@PinkDahLia44‌ NONSENSE?!?1!?

PinkDahLia44

Connorsmama2006 said:

@PinkDahLia44‌

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

On a scale of 1-76.35 how bad is it to use a burp cloth to wipe up a few drops of spilled wine #probwillforgwttowashit

I seriously just used a bib for spilled wine #braintwinz

PinkDahLia44

Phalaenopsis said:

I wined, rhonyc'd and now I'm off to bed. Work is really cramping my style this week. 

Oh, and hugs@tm! 

Work is also cramping my style. I have to get up in exactly 6.5 hours for work, so I am giving myself .5 hours more bump time before bed time.

sleepy33

carriet2018 said:

On a scale of 1-76.35 how bad is it to use a burp cloth to wipe up a few drops of spilled wine #probwillforgwttowashit

Negative 3, because I just used one to completely wipe down my fingers and face after I put away several tacos.

PinkDahLia44

Ran out of wine, moving on to Blue Moon.

#thewineofbeers

PinkDahLia44

carriet2018 said:

On a scale of 1-76.35 how bad is it to use a burp cloth to wipe up a few drops of spilled wine #probwillforgwttowashit

negative eleventy billion.

#fuckaroundgurl

Amjoy25

#fuckaroundgurl

Amjoy25

Ross has a mole. A kundis, if you will.

PinkDahLia44

carriet2018 said:

What's the differevxe between spilled and spilt. Also when you go horizontal on a bed do you lie or lay down #teachmeenglish

I pride myself on being an English nerd (my majors are: Journalism and Nursing, minors are: English and Recreation, Parks, and Tourism Management...I love school, reading, camping, and money (hence the nursing degree)) and even I don't know the answer to this.

ETA: I think you lie down

PinkDahLia44

HOWEVER, I need to add here (because I did not comment a few weeks ago and I have died a little inside every day since), the proper sequence of events is drinkdrankdrunk.

As in:
"I drink right now"
"I drank last night"
"I have drunk in the past"

Please stop with the "have drank" (and the like) nonsense!!! Your English teacher thanks you.

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

What's the differevxe between spilled and spilt. Also when you go horizontal on a bed do you lie or lay down #teachmeenglish

It's too boring to explain. Something about past tense and past principle. Blah blah. #rachelsbehindtheficus

Amjoy25

Also, I was underwear you were a nurse @PinkDahLia44‌. What kind of nurse are you??

PinkDahLia44

OMG, have not been this drunk since DS was born. I am having too much fun.