you know your a parent when...

MinnesotaMomma91

Saturday morning breakfast is no longer leisurley sipping your coffee while watching the news but scarffing down coffee, food and watching cartoons and you wouldnt change a thing.

Whats your 'you know your a parent when...?" Moment youve had recentley

freeatlast2014

You get shit or peed on and you kind of just wipe it away and go about your business.

MinnesotaMomma91

Another one, when you get dressed you ask yourself if that top is too easy to pull down before you ask yourself how "cute/trendy" it looks

starrdiva211

... You walk into a shop or bakery you frequent all the time and they don't recognize you because you don't have the little one with you.

20thirteen

When quiet becomes suspicious.

MinnesotaMomma91

20thirteen said:

When quiet becomes suspicious.

Silence is golden, except when you have a toddler then its suspicious

jellybean529

When you find yourself saying stuff that to an innocent, blind bystander would make no sense. Such as: "Please stop licking the cat. I know the cat licks herself...but no, you cannot also lick her."

tig594

What is sleep again?? And money? I hear people talking about this money thing. And vacation days. What? You mean those things LO used up already being sick? Also, i was just walking through the kitchen and stepped on a Q. Stupid Q's anyway. AND people stop caring about you as much as your adorable little child. Who really cares about all the stress you have trying to keep your shit together. You're LO is so stinking cute!!! I think she needs this $100 rocking potty chair and her 175th stuffed animal that she couldn't care less about. Smile and be thankful, dammit!

jellybean529

^^ Dude. Fucking stuffed animals. I have six years worth of accumulation!

MinnesotaMomma91

Im literally going to start cunt punting people who say bentley looks like a marine just like bd. If he joins the forces i hope he joins the navy or army just to spite bd.

Also just because hes a boy doesnt mean i want 20000 toy foot balls fuck off

tig594

jellybean529 said:

^^ Dude. Fucking stuffed animals. I have six years worth of accumulation!

Lol. The dogs have received approval to kill the smaller not as nice ones. Oops! Those damn dogs get into everything!!!

freeatlast2014

I just asked my friend the other day when it's ok to start getting rid of the stuffed animals.