UO

flerlgirl

Make it happen, salty hoes.

flerlgirl

I think the idea of cookies dipped in milk is disgusting.

BMaidPlanner

I resent visitors because paying attention to people is too much work. Without visitors though, I'm miserable.

tbmadeamistake

When visitors show up, I'd rather they hold the baby and let me do shit around the house so it's all done to my liking, and I get a break from holding onto Charlie.

katekat8721

People who put salt on fruit are weirdos. Weirdos I say!

k2k2tog

Lilygrace48 said:

When visitors show up, I'd rather they hold the baby and let me do shit around the house so it's all done to my liking, and I get a break from holding onto Charlie.

I love visitors for this reason. We had friends come by yesterday, which was perfect because by the time they arrived, I was just sick of holding DD. I was so happy to let someone else take her for a while.

k318

katekat8721 said:

People who put salt on fruit are weirdos. Weirdos I say!

Then I am really weird! Grilled pineapple with salt and vanilla ice cream is the best thing ever!!

elsa1688

I love that this thread is still about food

Read247

flerlgirl said:

I think the idea of cookies dipped in milk is disgusting.

Double stuf Oreos MUST be dipped in milk! It's the only way to eat them!! ...but those are the only cookies I dip.

flerlgirl

Read247 said:

flerlgirl said:

I think the idea of cookies dipped in milk is disgusting.

Double stuf Oreos MUST be dipped in milk! It's the only way to eat them!! ...but those are the only cookies I dip.

Gtfo

Savvy122

Read247 said:

I think the idea of cookies dipped in milk is disgusting.

Double stuf Oreos MUST be dipped in milk! It's the only way to eat them!! ...but those are the only cookies I dip.

Agree.  I can't eat an Oreo unless it's dipped in milk.

nunzchucks

flerlgirl said:

I think the idea of cookies dipped in milk is disgusting.

Friendship off.

texasmama2014

I'm opposite of @Lilygrace48‌ and @sempre_staccato‌ I hate letting people hold my baby. I'm also not a big fan of visitors.

Taymiller

katekat8721 said:

People who put salt on fruit are weirdos. Weirdos I say!

Salt and watermelon, yum!

flerlgirl

LilNunz1 said:

flerlgirl said:

I think the idea of cookies dipped in milk is disgusting.

Friendship off.

Come at me bro

diagonalley

I prefer people to hold baby at my house so I can get stuff done, too, but I hate when people hold my baby the whole time we are somewhere else. Irrational, I know. Maybe it's because I'm not focused on him if I am doing other stuff?

flerlgirl

I don't like people cleaning my house.

I don't like people holding my baby.

I don't like people.

texasmama2014

I like tomatoes with sugar on them, and Oreos without milk are just sad.

kbellizio3

I hate milk in cereal.

And salt on fruit is weird (I didn't know people did this until this thread!)

ElTrain5

jmar2011 said:

1. I get frustrated w visitors that stay too long. Like they come at 1pm and stay through dinner time. Now I have to make them dinner, too.

I straight up kick people out at meal time. Like "ok we're going to get ready to eat now." Followed by awkward staring.

flerlgirl

Merie412 said:

I don't like people cleaning my house. I don't like people holding my baby. I don't like people.

This reads like the Dr. Suess book of my dreams.

I do not like them in my home
I do not like them when they roam
I do not like them touching things
I do not like them nearby me.

diagonalley

flerlgirl said:

Merie412 said:

flerlgirl said:

I don't like people cleaning my house.

I don't like people holding my baby.

I don't like people.

This reads like the Dr. Suess book of my dreams.

I do not like them in my home
I do not like them when they roam
I do not like them touching things
I do not like them nearby me.


Yes yes, please continue

ETA bonus points for pictures/gifs, cause everyone likes a story with pictures.

tummommy

@flerlgirl that's how I feel about DDs friends coming to our house. They are 2 1/2 years old and never seem to be well supervised, so I have to watch a baby and multiple toddlers. Plus DD doesn't want them playing with her stuff and am I a bad mom that I don't want them playing with her toys either? We put her favorites in another room before company comes over... Adult visitors I like better because I want them to hold DS while I make myself food

flerlgirl

@mommyp10
I do not like it when they say
"How is flerl doing today?"
I do not like it when they smile
Or when they sit and stay a while



I do not like it when they judge
Or bring me desserts that aren't fudge
I do not like it when they hug
I do not like their ugly mug


I do not like them while they talk
I wish they would get up and walk
I do not want them to see me
I do not like them, June fourteen

diagonalley

@flerlgirl‌ That was beautiful. You should contact a publisher. I'd totes buy and read to Max erry day.

BMaidPlanner

snuff9861 said:

Milk and oreos are the dream team (as I scarf down PB oreos which have been dipped in milk)

I'm with @MommyP710, come over and hold my baby, I have to stuff to do. But when we're out I feel naked without him.

Cantaloupe is gross.

The board is really tame lately. Makes me miss the saltiest of hoes.

YOU are always the saltiest though. We've literally been waiting on you. ;-)

flerlgirl

Merie412 said:

@flerlgirl‌- have I ever told you how much I love you?

Not lately. I didn't want to bring it up...I know you've been busy.

temursgirl

I guess this isn't as unpopular as I thought, but I would also rather not see/talk to/hear from people other than DH, LO, or my dad right now.

I am tired of people saying "Oh, your ILs are coming.  That's great.  Now you'll have help and company."  Why does everyone think I need help and company?  I have company all the time because I'm BFing a baby who always wants to eat.  And she's really nice company.  And my ILs don't help at all.  They are a lot of work and FIL is unpleasant.

Taymiller

I think mothers milk yea tastes like ass but I am willing to drink it to up my supply, who knows if it actually works.

nunzchucks

@flerlgirl Friendship on. You are amazing.

katekat8721

Well flerlgirl won the internet today!

puttyeast

If you are going to come visit at my home, you better be ready to see some boob because I'm not going to BF covered in my own home.

sumochik

flerlgirl said:

@mommyp10
I do not like it when they say
"How is flerl doing today?"
I do not like it when they smile
Or when they sit and stay a while



I do not like it when they judge
Or bring me desserts that aren't fudge
I do not like it when they hug
I do not like their ugly mug


I do not like them while they talk
I wish they would get up and walk
I do not want them to see me
I do not like them, June fourteen

This.is.epic.

sumochik

I am totally cool with someone who babywears to the nail salon to get a pedicure, but people who leave their grown ass kids strapped in a stroller while they get a pedicure is wack sauce. Especially when you are telling your kid to calm down and be quiet every two minutes.

MrsP419

I have the UO because I love having visitors.  I would go crazy home with 4 kids by myself all the time.  But I also will breastfeed in front of anyone, will put people to work on my messy house, and will take a nap if I have to while others hold babies :-).

elsa1688

katekat8721 said:

Well flerlgirl won the internet today!

I concur! Ahmazing.

flerlgirl

elsa1688 said:

katekat8721 said:

Well flerlgirl won the internet today!

I concur! Ahmazing.

Thaaaaanks, guuuuiiiiise

JNerd

I have no patience for drama or drama queens lately and thus have been avoiding much of this board. I don't want to hear about how much you (still) can't stand your husband or your ILs or whatever other drama there is. Half of it sounds too crazy to be real anyways.

elsa1688

JNerd said:

I have no patience for drama or drama queens lately and thus have been avoiding much of this board. I don't want to hear about how much you (still) can't stand your husband or your ILs or whatever other drama there is. Half of it sounds too crazy to be real anyways.

I am guilty of bitching on here but I agree with this 100%

JNerd

Omg salty! Right there with ya Also, just because you kids is a bit older does NOT mean you get a pass on parenting them. Keep an eye on your kids! I shouldn't have to remove my kid from a play area because your kid is being a twat.

CJnKR2014

@saltypearl‌ I'm sorry if I upset you, I so didn't mean to!!