Needs coffee intravenously today

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LuckyDad

justAphase said:

Sandwich, LD. Eat all the carbs.

I got the burrito because salsa and my coworker recommended it

jesuisfatiguee

jsgrl613 said:

So, my husband's boss decided to switch from weekly pay to bi-weekly pay while we were on vacation.  Which means he didn't get a paycheck on Friday.  Which means our bank account is all f-ed up.  I think he only did it because he didn't feel like doing payroll while my H was gone.

Way to do that with no warning, asshole.

That is so fucked up.

jesuisfatiguee

LuckyDad said:

Quick guys, should I have a bagel, breakfast burrito or breakfast sandwich?

I'm late, but my vote would have been burrito.

slednecksmomma

I should NOT have stayed up so late, two cups of coffee down and I still feel like a zombie.  E is finally napping too and I can't even join him b/c we have to leave in 30 min for dc.  At least I'm cooking today and not waitressing.  

Hoping we can go camping this coming weekend.  For the first time in my life I don't work weekends and it is GLORIOUS.      

secretsout

Inkogneetoh said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

jsgrl613 said:

So, my husband's boss decided to switch from weekly pay to bi-weekly pay while we were on vacation.  Which means he didn't get a paycheck on Friday.  Which means our bank account is all f-ed up.  I think he only did it because he didn't feel like doing payroll while my H was gone.

Way to do that with no warning, asshole.

That is so fucked up.

I don't even think that's legal?  I thought companies have to give notice and so much time before changing pay periods.

I don't know. He's the owner and it's a really small company of less than 10 employees so I'm not sure he has to follow many rules?  Either way, there's a lot of fucked up stuff going on and my H is on the search for new opportunities. 

MrsT0514

Kiddo is napping. I should nap with him, but I also need to fold clothes, do dishes, and shower. Ugh.

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ShakeyJakey

Someone on my BMB got a ticket for littering because she's pregnant and pulled over to puke. I told her to send the story to huffpo and scarymommy

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ShakeyJakey

Colorado: where pot is legal and puke is littering. Puke is organic!

jesuisfatiguee

I slept like shit (thanks, sweet baby DS), but I got laid, so... win.

angelashly

I'm so happy for you @mcbenny‌ ill plan your wedding. When do you move?

Boss is back today so I'm working. I wasn't on all weekend so I'm also trying to catch up on threads. Anything i should really read?

slednecksmomma

Welp, guess we are going to be late for dc... 

ready-or-not

Laid awake for hours last night.  For.freaking.ever.  Finally went back to sleep about 4:30, alarm goes off at 5:15.  Yea for insomnia.  What every parent wants/needs.

How can you be dragging ass tired allllllll day & then lay wide awake all night?!?!  HOW?!?!  Riddle me this Parenting!

credcat7

@inkogneetoh that sucks!  I don't understand $200 on games for the Ipda (or any device) I would go apeshit.

I was a bit miffed last night because SO went out last night to buy new hairclippers cuz his broke... he spent more than $40 on the new ones and I think that if you are going to go like that there needs to be some thought and research put in, not just go to walmart and buy the expensive ones. I'd rather spend $100 on ones I knew we got a good deal on that we know will last

($40 i know is not a ton of money but in my head its the little things like this that justify away 1K pretty easily!) 

slednecksmomma

I'm trying to decide if I should risk it and eat the leftover pizza in the fridge (pizza from our bar is good fresh, but notorious for giving you the shits if reheated) or if I should hold out for 2+ hours and eat at work.  

credcat7

I am officially that annoying person who coughs every 5 minutes at her desk. Itchy throat cough mixed with office AC and cough drops that don't work = quiet office atmosphere ruined

credcat7

i need to make a new siggy pic I think

fancynewbeesly

justAphase said:

I can't decide if I want coffee or diet dr. pepper.

Both. I'm going with both.

I have both sitting next to me now. 

ShakeyJakey

SO got LO his first snap back

martha919

Fuck. DD nurses to sleep for naps and is already taking a way late nap today. Went to put her in crib and she popped right up screaming. She's back on the boob because I know it's the best way to get her to sleep at this point, but I'm basically kissing my nap-time plans good-bye because by the time I can put her down I'll have very little time left. Grrrrrr.

Tl;dr-- my toddler is being a PITA

secretsout

He's so adorable @shakeyjakey!

credcat7

free things at 7-11 this week:

Free this week

 

7/15: Hostess Twinkies

7/16: Snickers or Twix Ice Cream Bar

7/17: Quaker Chewy Yogurt Snack Bar

7/18: Pillsbury Cookies

7/19: Small Slurpee

7/20: Big Gulp

7/21: M&Ms Candy

7/22: Grandma's Cookies

7/23: Big Gulp

7/24: Small Slurpee

ETA: Basically they are giving away diabetes this week.  But I MIGHT hit them up for some cookies

ShakeyJakey

justAphase said:

Man, I'm gonna have to start using my story on sc because there are too many of you jerks. My resistance is weakening.

I gave in to my story a while ago because lazy

secretsout

justAphase said:

Man, I'm gonna have to start using my story on sc because there are too many of you jerks. My resistance is weakening.

I have been moving toward my story, too, even though I probably have way less SC friends than you.  I always start checking off names and then I'm like, nevermind.

jesuisfatiguee

I am really bad about never looking at anyone's My Story on SC. 

I am such a lazy snapper.

LuckyDad

I'm about to drink my third cup of sorta weak coffee today!

LuckyDad

The problem with My Story is I feel weird replying and telling people how cute their kid is.

Whenigrowup

It is 800 degrees today. I hate summer.  I went to pick up DD's prescription and about melted.  Also, bees.   Wake me up in October.

jesuisfatiguee

Whenigrowup said:

It is 800 degrees today. I hate summer.  I went to pick up DD's prescription and about melted.  Also, bees.   Wake me up in October.

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

LuckyDad said:

The problem with My Story is I feel weird replying and telling people how cute their kid is.

What's the difference?

I dunno. I feel like it seems more random. Especially if they posted it hours prior?

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Hey everyone. My shirt is on inside out. DH pointed it out to me after we left the dr's office. He's such a great husband.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

Have not read the thread because work is crazy but let me tell you how I started my morning.

I smashed an almost full bottle of tequila on the floor (on accident). So I probably came to work reeking of booze.

That's truly tragic. RIP tequila bottle.

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We're supposed to spend all day in the city but I'm exhausted . I just want to go home. I'm only surviving because dh promised me sushi and pho.

jesuisfatiguee

pobrecita said:

Have not read the thread because work is crazy but let me tell you how I started my morning.

I smashed an almost full bottle of tequila on the floor (on accident). So I probably came to work reeking of booze.

I probably would have cried.

shadypines

Is it wine o'clock yet?! 

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ShadyPines920 said:

Is it wine o'clock yet?! 

Is it ever not?

jesuisfatiguee

Lovetit for commiseration, Pobre

Whenigrowup

justAphase said:

Big gulps huh? Welp. See ya later

Only 3 people appreciate Dumb and Dumber.

I was distracted by the fact that it isn't free Big Gulp day.