Randomness Thread

Sockgnome78

So I am stocking July 14 BMB. I saw their randomness tread and have been reading it. I have smiled and laughed at it. So I was thinking maybe we are willing to have one.
Let me know what you think about it.

ohioloveyou

That is pretty random.  My only random is that baby had his first 3 am "feeding" last night. :-P Frosted flakes and almond milk. 

Roseypants

These off brand chocolate pop tarts my husband bought just aren't the same... and now I have to eat 2 boxes of them (

MrsSinner402

While playing WiiU I purposely rest the gamepad on my belly so LO will move around and kick and stuff. ;;)

Sockgnome78

Love the start. My mom has suggested that if I have not felt LO move lately to lay on my stomach. :-/ Not sure I would do that. Plus being sick the last 2 weeks. Coughing so bad. I have to get used to really feeling LO again. Don't think I will try her suggestion.

Wino411

I had a total pregnancy brain moment earlier this week: got breakfast from Chick-fila, drove to work, made a stop at Mcdonald's to pick up breakfast, got all the way to the drive-thru order thingy and remembered I already had breakfast from Chick-fila sitting right beside me. Thank goodness I remembered before I actually ordered. I had to back up and speed off lol. 

Also had a dream that I could see the baby's hair in a 2D ultrasound, it was long and straight & he had a side part! lol. 

persephonerose

My son loves the shower head in our master bath. When we take a bath I will get it down for him and turn it to one of the settings that has a very gentle flow of water coming out. He has started drinking water out of it and going YUM!

MrsSinner402

Wino411 said:

I had a total pregnancy brain moment earlier this week: got breakfast from Chick-fila, drove to work, made a stop at Mcdonald's to pick up breakfast, got all the way to the drive-thru order thingy and remembered I already had breakfast from Chick-fila sitting right beside me. Thank goodness I remembered before I actually ordered. I had to back up and speed off lol. 

Also had a dream that I could see the baby's hair in a 2D ultrasound, it was long and straight & he had a side part! lol. 

This made me lol!

persephonerose

@wino411 We actually did see the hair in our 2d u/s with DS1. Not in that detail though!  But you could see it floating around his head, it was very surreal.

Wino411

persephonerose said:

@wino411 We actually did see the hair in our 2d u/s with DS1. Not in that detail though!  But you could see it floating around his head, it was very surreal.

REALLY!?! I didn't think it was possible! Next u/s I have I'm going to be looking hard for it now, lol. 

@MrsSinner402 - the side part was killing me! lol

persephonerose

Wino411 said:

persephonerose said:

@wino411 We actually did see the hair in our 2d u/s with DS1. Not in that detail though!  But you could see it floating around his head, it was very surreal.

REALLY!?! I didn't think it was possible! Next u/s I have I'm going to be looking hard for it now, lol. 

@MrsSinner402 - the side part was killing me! lol

Our U/s tech actually pointed it out to us. I think we were past the 30 week mark at the time. I had been complaining about the horrible heart burn and she says "well there is why" and points out the hair.  He came out with a ton of jet black hair!

[Deleted User]

Why can't lunch be earlier? It's 10:30 and all I want to do is tear into my lunch. I mean, who decided lunch was at 12 anyway?

Sockgnome78

@apk4‌ I say do it. Not like you can't have a second lunch later.

[Deleted User]

@Sockgnome78 I'm thinking about ordering cookies. We have a cookie delivery place in town that delivers warm, fresh baked cookies. That should get me by until lunch.

NavyFlyer

apk4 said:

Why can't lunch be earlier? It's 10:30 and all I want to do is tear into my lunch. I mean, who decided lunch was at 12 anyway?

Nobody! If lunch at at 1200, I don't know what you call the meal I've been eating...

bumpuser10309732

persephonerose said:

@wino411 We actually did see the hair in our 2d u/s with DS1. Not in that detail though!  But you could see it floating around his head, it was very surreal.

My nephew was the same. It looked like he put his finger in the light socket. You could also see his pouty lips. Crazy!

AppleGrapeMSTK

I dreamed the other night that DH didn't want to have sex with me because I am huge and disgusting.  So I went downstairs to be upset, and I heard a man's voice from the laundry room.  So I called, "Who is it?" and I hear, "It's me! Your son!"  So now I'm really confused, and in the laundry room, I find Ashton Kutcher locked in our dog kennel.  He shut himself in there because a werewolf had come in through the window.  The werewolf lunged at me, and it startled me awake.

When I woke up, my heart was racing, and for some reason, I thought it was because I was still angry that DH wouldn't have sex with me.  Then I realized that I had turned HIM down that night because I was so gassy it hurt.  I thought I would surprise him with a middle of the night rendezvous, but the moment I touched him, his alarm went off.  !!!!

I also have a piece of candy and a Diet Coke for breakfast most days because it makes Solomon go crazy, and I love it.

MrMrsandBaby

Random for me - I have the driest lips ever.  It doesn't help that I pick at them when they are dry but I must use a million chapsticks a year.

Also, I haven't had one dream about this baby.  At all.

Raesofsunshine1

My DH got a new job!! He will be working at one of the hospitals connected to our state university here.

They have incredible benefits. Right now we are paying $300/month for myself and DD only to have health insurance and it has a $7500 deductible.

Now we can get health, vision and dental for all three of us for $150/month with the deductible on the health only being $350!!! And since it is a family plan, the price wont increase when the new baby gets here unlike my current plan does. IM SO EXCITED!!

ETA: his benefits start 9/1 which is even better!

pushgal84

People that buy stuff on Craigslist confuse the hell out of me. I'm selling a large TV armoire and TV. A woman said she wanted to buy both, but wasn't sure if the armoire would "fit in her car"... C'mon lady, it's a large piece of furniture, which you can clearly see in the pictures, of course it won't fit in your car!

Sockgnome78

I really don't want to deal with my dog today. It is so hot here that I can't leave her outside. I don't want to do the in/out game she likes to play. Just want to bump all day. Oh and I have to clean the nursery and call insurance about my BP being covered.

pushgal84

apk4 said:

Why can't lunch be earlier? It's 10:30 and all I want to do is tear into my lunch. I mean, who decided lunch was at 12 anyway?

Pretty sure that's just brunch. Don't forget to eat again around noon. Wouldn't want to skip any meals!

TheOtherJacobsons

apk4 said:

Why can't lunch be earlier? It's 10:30 and all I want to do is tear into my lunch. I mean, who decided lunch was at 12 anyway?

That's what second breakfast is for!

Lauren1184

TheOtherJacobsons said:

apk4 said:

Why can't lunch be earlier? It's 10:30 and all I want to do is tear into my lunch. I mean, who decided lunch was at 12 anyway?

That's what second breakfast is for!

Hobbits are really onto something with all those meals every day.  (Please tell me there's a LOTR fan somewhere).

yella726

Sockgnome78 said:

@apk4‌ I say do it. Not like you can't have a second lunch later.

I have two breakfasts to hold me over. No way I could do without it. One at like 7:30/8 AM and the second at like 10:30/11 AM.

bumpuser10309732

I had a dream that LO was born and looked like Benjamin Button (an old man baby)

TheOtherJacobsons

@Raesofsunshine1 That's awesome! Yay for good news!

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I had a random pregnancy dream a couple nights ago. I dreamed that I was in my boss' office about to tell him that I was expecting a baby. Then I realized that I had already told him and had to explain that pregnancy brain convinced me that I hadn't told him yet and left his office embarrassed.

Also, I got my 2 hr glucose test back today. I do not have GD!

Sockgnome78

Good news @TheOtherJacobsons‌ on no GD.

TheOtherJacobsons

Lauren1184 said:

TheOtherJacobsons said:

apk4 said:

Why can't lunch be earlier? It's 10:30 and all I want to do is tear into my lunch. I mean, who decided lunch was at 12 anyway?

That's what second breakfast is for!

Hobbits are really onto something with all those meals every day.  (Please tell me there's a LOTR fan somewhere).

Heck yes!

MrsL2B

I've been eating second breakfast for years. I feel like it's not brunch without a mimosa, though. There's a new restaurant in my neighborhood that serves a maxmosa, and they look deliciously huge! I can't wait to enjoy one once I stock up some breast milk.

Lauren1184

TheOtherJacobsons said:

Lauren1184 said:

TheOtherJacobsons said:

apk4 said:

Why can't lunch be earlier? It's 10:30 and all I want to do is tear into my lunch. I mean, who decided lunch was at 12 anyway?

That's what second breakfast is for!

Hobbits are really onto something with all those meals every day.  (Please tell me there's a LOTR fan somewhere).

Heck yes!

Haha, when I first got over the first tri nausea, I had to tell people I was eating breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, then lunch.

Raesofsunshine1

TheOtherJacobsons said:

@Raesofsunshine1 That's awesome! Yay for good news!

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I had a random pregnancy dream a couple nights ago. I dreamed that I was in my boss' office about to tell him that I was expecting a baby. Then I realized that I had already told him and had to explain that pregnancy brain convinced me that I hadn't told him yet and left his office embarrassed.

Also, I got my 2 hr glucose test back today. I do not have GD!

I just tried to give your post two love tits. One for the comment towards me and the other about not having GD. Then I remembered I had already gave you one and it deleted it the second time. Ill blame it on pregnancy brain because I knew that!

ashie0610

I had chocolate for lunch today.  Like, a lot of it.

Also, I love this thread and may start using it for my confessions since I can never bump on Fridays!

TheOtherJacobsons

Does anyone know when a question thread is answered and then another answer is changed to best answer, how that happens? Is there a person that does that or is it the answer that gets the most love tits? 

Lauren1184

I was looking at the Dads & Dads-to-be board and saw this:

So if my wife cries and screams all the time for no reason does that mean our baby is going to have colic too?

These guys are funny, you should check it out.

lrobi13

I had crazy dreams last night.

One was this naked chick was knocking on our back-door (which is in the bedroom) in the rain.  She was coming to see DH bc they used to sleep together before he met me.  She was all like "I went to high school with you, don't you remember me, you used to date so and so".  I just looked at her and rubbed my big pregnant belly and was all like "I don't know you and things have changed"  DH just stood there like I was being rude to his "friend".

But at some point in the night I was having a different dream bc DH said I was laughing in my sleep.  WIsh I remembered that dream instead  

[Deleted User]

On the subject of dreams, I had a dream that I went into labor early and had two adorable, little teeny girls. I called FI to get him to come to the hospital and he told me no, and that he had gotten back together with an ex. (Someone he'd dated briefly about 2 years before we got together.) So it was just me and my mom and these adorable babies.. The babies had to go to NICU and my mom went with them. Then my stepdad, who had passed away two years ago, visited me and told me to take care of my mom and make sure she was living life.

I totally woke up bawling afterwards. I've never really believed dreams meant much, or that spirits can speak to you, but I felt like I was talking to him. My mom has had a really rough time since he passed. She barely leaves her house and maybe weighs 90s pounds. She is only 49.

Come full circle, she is leaving today to drive to Texas. She'll be living with us for a bit as she looks for a house. I am so proud of her for getting out and wanting to move out of her house and start fresh.

Sorry, I'm crying again. Dang hormones.

Edited: words.

Sockgnome78

@apk4 I love tit for the last part about your mom and your 2nd dream. Not for the crazy naked dream.

TheOtherJacobsons

@apk4 I bet having your mom with you will help. Even if that message was just your subconscious, it's probably not any less true. I bet the new baby will give her the fulfillment she needs right now. Sounds like she's on her way to living life again.

[Deleted User]

Sockgnome78 said:

@apk4 I love tit for the last part about your mom and your 2nd dream. Not for the crazy naked dream.

TheOtherJacobsons said:

@apk4 I bet having your mom with you will help. Even if that message was just your subconscious, it's probably not any less true. I bet the new baby will give her the fulfillment she needs right now. Sounds like she's on her way to living life again.

Thanks guys!

lrobi13

@apk4 - I think that the 2nd half of your dream was a message.  I hope that you and your mom enjoy your time together!