Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
Did you take only that one test that day? The BFNs are from the following days? I would think that if it was a chemical pregnancy you would have more than one positive hpt.
Not always.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
The next day my breath started smelling progressively more like onion.
Huh? Is this your way of letting us know you're a troll? This is a fucked up thing to bullshit about.
This exactly. I intentionally didn't quote you in my original reply because I (apparently stupidly) thought that no one is disgusting enough to straight up troll by posting a question about a loss.
Get the fuck out OP. You're as bad as the girl joking about rape.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
That link doesn't work. How about answering our questions that we so nicely asked to try and help you? Unless you're indeed a troll. In which case, GTFO.
At least troll made an easy transition into talking about food in this thread.
Yeah, but now I want to do a non-food non sequitur just because I like to be contrary.
That and the food is onions - not that I have anything against them inherantly - but when it comes to the foods I crave, onions are not anywhere in that category. Unless maybe burgers? Shit now I want a burger for lunch!
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
You never did answer any of our questions. Also, I can link you to an article that suggests pretty much anything. It'snot free thinking, it's gullibility and lack of actual science.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
Then why did you not answer any of our initial questions? Whatever. Bye Felicia.
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
If you weren't trolling, then why couldn't you be bothered to answer the valid questions about your test? That would have allowed us to give you some sort of actual answer. Generally speaking, we tend to stick to scientific ways of detecting pregnancy like hormones in your blood. Believing random bullshit on the interwebs =/= freethinking.
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
If you weren't trolling, then why couldn't you be bothered to answer the valid questions about your test? That would have allowed us to give you some sort of actual answer. Generally speaking, we tend to stick to scientific ways of detecting pregnancy like hormones in your blood. Believing random bullshit on the interwebs =/= freethinking.
In summation, liar liar pants on fire.
If this doesn't work, I'm going to be so ashamed. ETA It worked! Huzzah!
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
If you weren't trolling, then why couldn't you be bothered to answer the valid questions about your test? That would have allowed us to give you some sort of actual answer. Generally speaking, we tend to stick to scientific ways of detecting pregnancy like hormones in your blood. Believing random bullshit on the interwebs =/= freethinking.
In summation, liar liar pants on fire.
If this doesn't work, I'm going to be so ashamed. ETA It worked! Huzzah!
There is an old wives tail that if you stick a piece of onion in your cooch and the next day your breath smells like onion, then you're pregnant. Clearly a much better option than poas.
ETA: spell check likes coco hand more than cooch.
I'm going to stick to peeing on cats. Specifically, @DarcyHermione's calico.
She threw up on the carpet this morning after eating too fast so she kind of deserves it.
So you're condoning animal cruelty now?
**This is a joke for any idiot that thinks I actually think Darcy would do such a thing.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
@bibliothecary I am so happy for you. It seems like you've been trying to get that eyeliner straight for so long. Quick question: I think I might have gotten mine on straight today too and now my feet smell like grapes. Did you experience this?
ME: 33 H: 32 TTC Since 6/2013 Early Loss: 9/2013 MFI Diagnosis: 12/2014
I'm not trolling. I researched healthy non-conventional way to detect pregnancy and those were the ways that came up. I had no reason to believe it wouldn't work. I guess freethinking isnt encouraged here. Thanks for the help.
This is just too asanine to be true .... really ... you had no reason to believe your breath smelling like onions would be a better indicator of pregnancy then a damn test?!?! It's not a matter of free-thinking, it's matter of what is logf
I'm going to stick to peeing on cats. Specifically, @DarcyHermione's calico.
She threw up on the carpet this morning after eating too fast so she kind of deserves it.
So you're condoning animal cruelty now?
**This is a joke for any idiot that thinks I actually think Darcy would do such a thing.
I call it justice.
Disclaimer: I would never purposefully injure or otherwise harm my cats. They are the best. I love all the animals.
Maybe you should start some fucked up show on TLC about it.
**Maybe she loves her animals a little too much, if you know what I mean. Her TLC show is really about her struggle to hid her urophilia.
****ETA: Google must think I'm super fucked up because I didn't use an incognito browser to find the technical name for urophilia. lol.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
I just had to use an umbrella to get a wasp out of my car... why was it in my car? Do wasps like to cuddle when you're KTFU?
H had a wasp in his car last summer. When we cleaned it out just before we moved we found a wasps nest in his trunk. Be afraid.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
I just had to use an umbrella to get a wasp out of my car... why was it in my car? Do wasps like to cuddle when you're KTFU?
There was a bee in my car yesterday. I haven't O'd yet this month, but I believe insects in your car are totes an early indicator of pregnancy. Yay us!
I shoved a wasp in the pool filter yesterday because I was pretty sure if I freed it, it would sting the shit out of me. Close enough?
TTC #1 since May 2014 3 failed IUI cycles Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
I'm going to stick to peeing on cats. Specifically, @DarcyHermione's calico.
She threw up on the carpet this morning after eating too fast so she kind of deserves it.
So you're condoning animal cruelty now?
**This is a joke for any idiot that thinks I actually think Darcy would do such a thing.
I call it justice.
Disclaimer: I would never purposefully injure or otherwise harm my cats. They are the best. I love all the animals.
Maybe you should start some fucked up show on TLC about it.
**Maybe she loves her animals a little too much, if you know what I mean. Her TLC show is really about her struggle to hid her urophilia.
2 cats and counting?
**Rude. The love between my two cats and I is completely platonic.
You're going to bring more cats into your screwed up fantasy?! Gross.
***I'm only in it for the disclaimers and I just ran out of coffee so this love affair will have to be put on hold.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
**This is a joke for any idiot that thinks I actually think Darcy would do such a thing.
I call it justice.
Disclaimer: I would never purposefully injure or otherwise harm my cats. They are the best. I love all the animals.
Maybe you should start some fucked up show on TLC about it.
**Maybe she loves her animals a little too much, if you know what I mean. Her TLC show is really about her struggle to hid her urophilia.
2 cats and counting?
**Rude. The love between my two cats and I is completely platonic.
You're going to bring more cats into your screwed up fantasy?! Gross.
***I'm only in it for the disclaimers and I just ran out of coffee so this love affair will have to be put on hold.
I need them to help me raise my other cats. **I could really go for a Cafe Mocha. Can you get me one while you're up?
You "need" them? Uh-huh, sure. You just need them so you can groom them to do whatever you decide is okay and make them feel bad when they want to be like the other cats just so you can keep holding on to your own misguided ideals. That's really messed up, Darcy.
***Cafe mocha sounds really good. I still haven't gone grocery shopping since we moved in here so we have the most random assortment of not actual food ever. It's really annoying. I was going to make cookies earlier, but we don't have sugar. How the fuck do we still not have sugar?!
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
HOLY SHIT, YOU GUISE! I just remembered! I got bit by a horsefly on Sunday. I'm definitely KTFU. I think it's going to be like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. That's why the insect kingdom wants to be near me... they can feel their brethren ripening inside me.
No lie, that last bit made me a lil vommy.
So I'm currently covered in gnat bites. I had a dream last night that one of the bites was full of eggs & I scratched it & they all swarmed out. Skeeviest dream ever.
Bugs don't like me, but my friend's puppy bit my ear last night...pregnant with twins?
Wait... which ear? This is important.
Right.
You're having a chimera. Dogs know these things.
Man. That is NOT going to be a fun delivery. Ouch.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
I am literally laughing sooo loudly right now while c ooking dinner & reading your posts! DH probably thinks I'm nuts! But in all seriousness I am in my kitchen right now & my puppy has been following me around since I got home...I need your expert advice, this clearly means I'm KU right lol
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Huh? Is this your way of letting us know you're a troll? This is a fucked up thing to bullshit about.
Just when we thought we were gettting somewhere....
Get out.
Science is encouraged here.
If you weren't trolling, then why couldn't you be bothered to answer the valid questions about your test? That would have allowed us to give you some sort of actual answer. Generally speaking, we tend to stick to scientific ways of detecting pregnancy like hormones in your blood. Believing random bullshit on the interwebs =/= freethinking.
In summation, liar liar pants on fire.
1) I love Spongebob.
@bibliothecary I am so happy for you. It seems like you've been trying to get that eyeliner straight for so long. Quick question: I think I might have gotten mine on straight today too and now my feet smell like grapes. Did you experience this?
TTC Since 6/2013 Early Loss: 9/2013 MFI Diagnosis: 12/2014
Maybe they have overly-sensitive sniffers and can smell the onion on your breath!
3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
I'm going to scrub myself with steel wool now.